Green fields Grass and earth Broken bottles Bricks and dirt Sunshine soothing Clouds are hazy Dark street corners Feeling lazy Fast car driving Sleek and modern Public transit Photos waiting Blood and glass Three points of rain Carpet lining Seats reclining Clever words on smooth tongue talking Shove it brother Just keep walking City penthouse The kitchen living A country home It's a kitch living Money can buy almost anything But anything's nothing when you're dead Fast car driving Sleek and modern Public transit Photos waiting Blood and glass Three points of rain Carpet lining Seats reclining Clever words on smooth tongue talking Shove it brother Just keep walking Green fields Grass and earth Broken bottles Bricks and dirt Sunshine soothing Clouds are hazy Dark street corners Feeling lazy Fast car driving Sleek and modern Public transit Photos waiting Blood and glass Three points of rain Carpet lining Seats reclining Clever words on smooth tongue talking Shove it brother Just keep walking Clever words on smooth tongue talking Shove it brother Just keep walking Clever words on smooth tongue talking Shove it brother Just keep walking

Something's happening you can't see (On your way, go on your way) We are rolling on stormy seas (On your way, go on your way) You don't like when I disagree (On your way, go on your way) The lies you're spinning, you're changing me (On your way, go on your way) But all that glitters is not gold From the bruises flowers grow I feel so much better now you're not around There's no one to kick me while I'm down No one to burn my bridges anymore So keep on walking 'Cause I'm not here to make you feel good To dry up your tears and apologize for you I feel so much better now you're not around So keep on walking out Ohhhhh You've been whispering way too loud (On your way, go on your way) You don't say sorry, you're far too proud (On your way, go on your way) But all that glitters is not gold I stayed up to watch you go I feel so much better now you're not around There's no one to kick me while I'm down No one to burn my bridges anymore So keep on walking 'Cause I'm not here to make you feel good To dry off your tears and apologize for you I feel so much better now you're not around So keep on walking out, out Oh, oh, oh You know I'm happy now, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I've gotta keep walking To someone I love This Empty house in jeopardy Living with out you It seems I keep falling For someone somewhere One single House of someone real Keeps me hanging on. Now I really don't mind that it's been so long That somewhere in this World you exist and it really won't seem like it's been so sad just As long as I know I've been missed And time is on our Side Cuz somehow I know you're there We've been talking ( YEAH YEAH!!) Bout someone like you I love you... In my loneliness and it keeps me walking on. (Bridge) Hey hey baby I love you, I need you Keep on walkin ( Ooh I'll keep on walking) I gotta keep walking ( YEAH YEAH!!) To someone I love My faith and Your reality It keeps me hanging on... ( Oh Woaaa-ooaahh) ( Adlib to the end)

Why're you breathing so heavy? Why're you talking so loud? There's nothing to be mad at No noise to cancel it out The calm is never coming The storm will reappear My problems might as well be yours They're all you'll ever hear Never come downstairs You are in the line of fire Say something with your smart mouth Walk a thin wire Mm, walka walka walka, walka walka walka ooo Walk an even thinner wire Keep on walking 'til you're tired Everyday's the exact same Go home, get sad, then complain I'm tired of the same excuses Tired of mental bumps and bruises Dark cloud hanging over me Fogging every memory I've been stripped of my good intentions I'm someone that you do not mention Why is everything so boring? I'm disappointed right now I'm distant from everybody I'm looking at the ground You don't really have to try to please me I just want you to make me smile Sadly you're a big ole meanie I'll be here for a while Don't you say a word You are in the line of fire Your presence is annoying You walk a thin wire Mm, walka walka walka, walka walka walka ooo Walk an even thinner wire Keep on walking til you're tired Everyday's the exact same Go home, get sad, then complain I'm tired of the same excuses Tired of mental bumps and bruises Dark cloud hanging over me Fogging every memory I've been stripped of my good intentions I'm someone that you do not mention

Arr! Arr! ARr! ARR! We are the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never been to Greenland, And I've never been to Denver, And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul, And I've never been to Moscow, And I've never been to Tampa, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! And I never hoist the mainstay, And I've never swabbed the poop deck, And I never veer to starboard, Cause I never sail at all. And I've never walked the gangplank, And I've never owned a parrot, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never plucked a rooster, And I'm not too good at ping pong, And I've never thrown my mashed potatos, Up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk, And I've never gotten head lice, And I've never been to Boston in the Fall! (Spoken part) Pirate Captain's Log, 2002, Who be this band Relient K? And why be they so full of contradictions? We don't know, what he did, But we're down with Captain Kidd, We don't wake up before lunch, But we all eat Captain Crunch, We don't smoke, We don't chew, We watch Captain Kangaroo! And I've never licked a spark plug, And I've never sniffed a stinkbug, And I've never painted daisies, On a big red rubber ball. And I've never bathed in yogurt, And I don't look good in leggings, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! (Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give 'em a big hand!) We are the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! We're the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

And now it's time for 'Silly Songs with Larry', the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you We don't do anything! Well, I've never been Greenland And I've never been to Denver, And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Tampa, And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you We don't do anything And I never hoist the mainstay And I never swab the poop deck, And I never veer to starboard 'Cause I never sail at all, And I've never walked the gang plank And I've never owned a parrot, And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you We don't do anything! Well, I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping-pong, And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice, And I've never been to Boston in the fall Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate? Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!" Oh ... And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think? I think you look like Cap'n Crunch! Huh? No I don't! Do too Do not! You're making me hungry That's it, you're walkin' the plank! Says who? Says the captain, that's who! Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch! And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stink bug, And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings ... You just don't get it! And we've never been to Boston in the fall!

Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguise And no one can deny Baby that I'm the one whose love is no surprise And he can't tell you no lie But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more There's this thing about himself he's never told you before Baby! He needs to tell you something I don't got a belly button Oh I need to tell you something Have you figure it out He don't got a belly button Belly button no, oh no no Baby please don't squeal, just tell me how you feel 'Cause his love is for real And if you went away, my heart would never heal So to you he appeals There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignore There's this thing about himself he's never told you before Baby to tell you something I don't got a belly button (belly button) Baby to tell you something I don't think I've got a belly button Belly button no, no, no Belly button Uh, uh Belly button Uh, uh You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm It's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harm You're technically a fruit and with that much being said Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know It'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO Belly button Uh, uh Belly button Uh, uh A stylish something absent from my midriff's d'cor There's this thing about himself he's never told you before Baby to tell you something I don't got a belly button (belly button) Baby to tell you something I don't think I've got a belly button Belly button no, no, no No belly button

And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry, The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Larry the Cucumber presents, In a sequential image, stereo-phonic, multi-media event The Song Of The Cebu! Cebu! This is a song about a boy, A song about a little boy and his cebus, A song about a little boy and his three cebus! The little boy who had a sick cebu, A sad Cebu And a mute Cebu And also a hippo Umm, umm, This is me at the airport, This is my aunt Ruth, This is me in a bull fight, This is me fighting a bull, (Oooh) This is me and the bull (Aaah) This is me and the bull And i think that's the bull's cousin, He's a cebu. Hold it! You call this a multi-media event? This is a slide projector and, and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu anyway? It's kinda like a cow, see? Yes, well very good, This could be interesting, Carry on Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu (Cebu) Boy is riding with cebu (Boy is riding the cebu) Into town in his canoe (Into town in his canoe) Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo (Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo ahcu moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo) Hippo chewing on bamboo (Hippo chewing on bamboo) Can't see boy and three Cebu (Can't see boy and three Cebu) Sad cebu is rowing and crying Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo moo moo (Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo moo moo) Cebu! (Cebu!) Cebu! (Cebu!) Achoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo Cebu! Hippo seen by mute cebu (Hippo seen by mute cebu) Tries to tell the other two (Tries to tell the other two) Mute cebu is waving and grunting Uhmmm, uhmmm, Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm (Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm) Uh oh Wait! What happens next? Um Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the eminent danger To the other passengers? Is the boy injurered? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood? Or aluminum? This is quite disappointing I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this. Oh look a Cebu! (Cebu) No wait, thats a water buffalo No more song about cebu Need another verse or two Audience is standing and leaving Bye-bye moo moo bye bye moo Bye-bye moo moo moo moo I want my money back Yeah, that'd be good