Yeah, I put a million in the sock drawer That's why I never got cold feet She put her face in the kilo Bitch, I told you keep it lowkey Throwing money, tell her go deep (go deep) The devil buying, but they giving up they souls free Thousand-dollar aged steak, fuck my old beefs For dessert, I ate your pussy with my gold teeth I was rolling, I hit her, and said I think I love her By the time she hit me back, I had a different number (what? Wait!) All this "Purple Rain" got me thinking of her But she never satisfy like Prince's mother Okay, I'm tripping, that's the psychedelics Imagine walking on the moon and letting Michael tell it See they don't really care about us, and they spiteful jealous (yeah) Tell me why the days depress us, but the nights compels us (huh) Thought I was gone, they was wrong, they assume (assume) I guess somebody got me exhumed, you fucking doomed You silver spoon goons since they let you out the womb I rose from the tomb turned coffin to cocoon (huh!) The tension so thick in the room Revenge code got you feeling like it's Christmas in June And it's sweet, reverse the roles, you be licking the spoon But you occupied with all that fucking dick you consume The flow is sassafras, I had to razzmatazz the risk Immigrant, I'm what happens if Aladdin had some bricks Jasmine had a pimp, ride a magic carpet with the tints Diamonds in the rough, over pressure that I underwent In the lab again, I'm back to lapping rappers in this labyrinth I'm snappin' back like Bobby Backlund, I'm on the batch again (I am) Me coming back is not an accident (it's not) See I don't ever gotta rap again Numb to it, I'm getting money just to run through it I don't even gotta thumb through it if it come too it She hear the money and she come to it I don't eat the pussy, I just hum to it (hum to it)

Raise the mast on the steadfast Swifter than a bareback seahorse Sailing an uncharted sea course Who could survive such a dangerous mission? Alongside pirates with zero ambition We got the coconuts poured We dropped the hooks overboard And if you get a little sea sick We play a haddock for a hat trick We got the hammocks on the main deck (swingin' low) We got the butler doing the hen-peck (screamin' so) He say we should have been swabbin' the poop deck (we don't know) It's what the other pirates do, do But we're bringin' you Yo ho, hero Standin' in the gap Where'd ya put the toys? Time to take a nap Yo ho, heroes Flighty as a bird Easy is the word Yo, I'm seeing no heroes We're on a limbo craze It's a relic from my limbo days Now we're stuck inside the limbo zone It's where the pirates go with too much time And a missing spine Yo ho, heroes Standin' in the gap Where'd ya put the map? Take another nap Yo ho, heroes Strike a better pose That's the way it goes Yo, I'm seeing no heroes We're on the bad mood swing We haven't done one thing Not even a minimum daily requirement We got the funk without the parliament And if you're feeling a little seasick (rise and shine) And if you wanna get off the guilt trip (now's the time) Because the captain of the main ship (rings the chime) He could be coming before you know him What are ya gonna show him? Go hero Standing in the gap Taking up the slack Following the king's map Go hero Steady as a rock I know it's a shock Yo, there be a hero Go hero Standing in the gap Taking up the slack Following the king's map Go hero Steady at the wheel Keep an even keel Yo, there be the king's hero

What are you doing? We're going to knock your wall down By walking around in circles? Yes Oh, that's a great idea, you go ahead and keep walking Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall Keep walking, but she isn't gonna to fall! It's plain to see your brains are very small To think walking, will be knocking down our wall You silly little pickle, you silly little bees You think that walking 'round will bring this city to its knees? The awesome power of this wall, we've clearly demonstrated Ah, but out here in this hot, hot sun, perhaps you're dehydrated? I pity them Philippe, ah, meh-wee, Jean-Claude, meh-wee Won't you join me in my irritating little song? It would be an honor Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall Keep walking, but she isn't gonna to fall! It's plain to see, your brains are very small To think walking, will be knocking down our wall Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall Keep walking, but she isn't gonna to fall! It's plain to see, your brains are very small To think walking, will be knocking down our wall It's plain to see that your brains are very small To think walking, will be knocking down our wall

And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry, The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Larry the Cucumber presents, In a sequential image, stereo-phonic, multi-media event The Song Of The Cebu! Cebu! This is a song about a boy, A song about a little boy and his cebus, A song about a little boy and his three cebus! The little boy who had a sick cebu, A sad Cebu And a mute Cebu And also a hippo Umm, umm, This is me at the airport, This is my aunt Ruth, This is me in a bull fight, This is me fighting a bull, (Oooh) This is me and the bull (Aaah) This is me and the bull And i think that's the bull's cousin, He's a cebu. Hold it! You call this a multi-media event? This is a slide projector and, and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu anyway? It's kinda like a cow, see? Yes, well very good, This could be interesting, Carry on Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu (Cebu) Boy is riding with cebu (Boy is riding the cebu) Into town in his canoe (Into town in his canoe) Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo (Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo ahcu moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo) Hippo chewing on bamboo (Hippo chewing on bamboo) Can't see boy and three Cebu (Can't see boy and three Cebu) Sad cebu is rowing and crying Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo moo moo (Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Ba hoo moo moo moo moo) Cebu! (Cebu!) Cebu! (Cebu!) Achoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo Cebu! Hippo seen by mute cebu (Hippo seen by mute cebu) Tries to tell the other two (Tries to tell the other two) Mute cebu is waving and grunting Uhmmm, uhmmm, Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm (Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, Uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm) Uh oh Wait! What happens next? Um Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the eminent danger To the other passengers? Is the boy injurered? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood? Or aluminum? This is quite disappointing I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this. Oh look a Cebu! (Cebu) No wait, thats a water buffalo No more song about cebu Need another verse or two Audience is standing and leaving Bye-bye moo moo bye bye moo Bye-bye moo moo moo moo I want my money back Yeah, that'd be good

And now it's time for Silly Song with Larry The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song Today, Larry and Bob are on a photo safari Hot on the trail of monkey or an ape We don't know which, hence the song If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey Even if it has a monkey kind of shape If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey If it doesn't have a tail, it's an ape If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey Let's see if we can catch it on the tape You can barely plainly see it if it's a monkey If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape! Look, there it goes, there it goes, I don't know I can't tell if it's a monkey or an ape It's very simple Bob If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape! Now Larry, I'm not so sure Ooga booga, isn't that an ape Booga looga, maybe it's an ape If it's a nickel or a salad, or a pillow If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey it's an ape If it doesn't have a tail Not a monkey Are you sure that's what you really mean to say? A camera has no tail Then it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape! I think there's something wrong with your logic Larry Well, Bob, the lady at the zoo said it And who am I to tell her that she's wrong? If there's a tail, monkey, no tail, ape, it's easy But Larry, a kite has a tail Then it's a monkey A comet has a tail Then it's a monkey A bubble doesn't Then it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey It's an ape? exactly I knew you'll catch on Larry, we might need to talk about this I don't think the lady at the zoo meant to say that Shh, look, there it goes in the trees, follow me, it's gotta be a monkey or an ape I can't believe it's true All this time I've searched for you Snap the picture, take the shot! We're among the lucky few We finally did it, photographer We've discovered what we're after Let me look, is it an ape Larry, this is a disaster It's a monkey Larry that's a cow not a- That was exhilarating! Let's find more! If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey Even if it has a monkey kind of a shape If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape This has been Silly Songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear Bob say Oh, Larry, you don't have a tail I don't? No, you don't and neither do I I wouldn't be so sure about that Bob What do you mean? Oh, nothing