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I Married a Telephone Pole - The Drosps

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@Olga
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I Married a Telephone Pole - song lyrics

I live by my special motto today
And that's that anything worth doing is worth doing terribly
So I decided to marry a telephone pole
On my 74th birthday
Cause I was bored of the constant monotony of
Singing dumb songs about problems in my life
And decided it was worth after 74 years of being on this earth
To marry a telephone pole
This telephone wasn't aware of its telephone pole
It was decked in all kinds of advertisements like
What you want to have on your birthday
Missing people???
John's missing cat
And a missing toddler too
This was a special telephone pole to me
Cause I could never understand the logic of
Not marrying a telephone pole
At least once in my life
These were the top things on my bucket list
Then I did it, I did it
Cause I am a special guy
I married a telephone pole and I liked it
Telephone poles are better companions than actual people
They never fight with you or anything of that sort
And they can always be there with you
If they move in with you
So, I ripped the telephone pole out of the ground
And took it home with me that day
Cutting the power lines for many people
Yes, yes, I know
Everyone hates me now cause I cut their electricity out
And the city is looking for me
And no one's recognizing my marriage with the telephone pole
But it's true
And anyone who disagrees on that fact
Well
They just don't believe in telephone poles
Having feelings cause they do cause they're very special
They're living breathing creatures, you know that?
That's why I married a telephone pooollleeee
They're the best friends you could ever have
And they will always be with you
So that's why I married a telephone pooollleeee

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웨딩 드레스 입고 이제 떠나요 울지 말아요 웨딩 드레스 입고 사랑하지만 어쩔 수 없잖아요 우우우우우 아직도 나는 널 잡고 싶은데 우우우우우 No no no mi cyah let u go 우우우우우 아직도 나는 널 사랑 하는데 우우우우우 No no no mi cyah let u go 오늘따라 나 못 마시는 소주가 생각나요 어릴 땐 몰랐는데 아플 줄 몰랐는데 오늘따라 나 못 마시는 소주가 생각이 나요 이렇게라도 안 하면 정말 죽을 것 같은데 이렇게 힘들 줄이야 내 삶에 넌 전부야 마지막 부탁이야 가지 말아요 나 이제 결혼해요 왜 나를 떠나 가나요 나란 사람 잊고 잘 살아요 사랑해요 행복해요 진짜 결혼해요 안돼요 안돼 제발 잊어줘 그 동안 고마웠어요 웨딩 드레스 입고 이제 떠나요 울지 말아요 웨딩 드레스 입고 사랑하지만 어쩔 수 없잖아요 우우우우우 아직도 나는 널 잡고 싶은데 우우우우우 No no no mi cyah let u go 우우우우우 아직도 나는 널 사랑 하는데 우우우우우 No no no mi cyah let u go 가지 말라고 말할 걸 그랬어 매달려 보기라도 할 걸 그랬어 남자다운 척 눈물을 애써 참지 말고 그냥 붙잡을 걸 그랬어 너는 결국 내게 이별을 말했어 좋은 사람 만나 웃으며 말했어 하지만 너 돌아 설 때 너의 눈에 비친 눈물을 보았어 이렇게 힘들 줄이야 내 삶에 넌 전부야 마지막 부탁이야 가지 말아요 나 이제 결혼해요 왜 나를 떠나 가나요 나란 사람 잊고 잘 살아요 사랑해요 행복해요 진짜 결혼해요 안돼요 안돼 제발 잊어줘 그 동안 고마웠어요 웨딩 드레스 입고 이제 떠나요 울지 말아요 웨딩 드레스 입고 사랑하지만 어쩔 수 없잖아요 Mi ago mek u smile neva mek u cry Mi ago mek u smile neva mek u cry 우우우우우 아직도 나는 널 잡고 싶은데 우우우우우 No no no mi cyah let u go 우우우우우 아직도 나는 널 사랑 하는데 우우우우우 No no no mi cyah let u go
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@Anastazja
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You're nice, so nice, a very special person in my life There's just so much about you, that I like And it's been so good to know, you've always been There for me, when I needed a friend And ohhh by the way, i just want to say Anytime, anytime, anytime of the night or day I will be just, a telephone call away, uhmmm Alright, there might Have been some times you haven't been so nice You know I'm sure, George Small things about you That I've never liked (what you talking 'bout girl?) But then, I still must say that I can't remember when I haven't thought of you as my dear friend (now you talking, baby) And ohh by the way, I just want to say Anytime, anytime, anytime of the night or day I will be just, a telephone call away, yeah I said if you need me (oh) Oh, I'll always be (I'll always be) Just a telephone call away (telephone call away) And if you need someone to listen to What you have to say, yeah I will be just a telephone call away (a telephone call) There might, be times (oh yeah, yeah) We just might not run across, each others minds Too busy changing, with the changing times But then ah, I know there always come a morning when (hm) I think about your smiling face again And oh, by the way, here me say Anytime, anytime, anytime (yeah) of the night and day Anytime of the night and day I will be just (hey) a telephone call away Telephone call away I said if you need me, oh (oh) I'll always be, (I'll always be, yeah) Just a telephone call away And if you need someone to talk too (hm) Or just to pass the time of day (just to pass the time away) I will be just a telephone call away And if you need someone to listen (oh) To all that stuff you got to say (yeah) I will be just (I know girl) telephone call away Telephone call away, you know you can call me anytime Don't be ashamed you on the phone And let me have it if you want (telephone call away) Telephone call, that's already it (hey) That's why I like talking to you (oh, why George?) You got so much to say (hey) You the one doing the talking (telephone call away) Don't be ashamed now, come on with it Imma call you (you meant that call) (hey) Well how many minutes you have, George? Telephone call away But you're crazy (hey) Ho, yeah Hm, that my girl (telephone call away) Tell it like it in (oh) (hey, yeah) Gonna tell it like it is girl, (hey) A telephone call (telephone call away) Now George can I still reach you on this number you gave With the area code 5555 number? Oh, hey Yeah, yeah (yeah, yeah) Telephone call away
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Hello baby Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again Oh yeah I'm loaded With verbal rap ability, baby You know you inspire me to poetry So listen while I recite naughty nothings That'll wet your eardrums I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to Yeah yeah yeah Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby? What I'd like to do would be good to you And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment When you got time to kill And if I can't your love, then What's a telephone bill? According to way the way you make me feel I guess you'd call it obscene phone call I'm not a storyteller though baby I'd rather be with you, me to me Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know YOU Excuse me if I seem obscene to you I'm being real and that seems the thing to do I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment When you got time to kill And if I can't get your love, then What's a telephone bill? Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to yeah yeah yeah I'd like to make sweet love to you Oh no, not that baby I wanna be real with you Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby (Ohhhh ohhhh) Don't fake me out I love you baby (I'd like to make sweet love to you) Let me see if I can hit that note again I love you baby (Ohhh ohhh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) (I'd like to make sweet love to you) Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby? I'd like to get real funk-kay (I'd like to make sweet love to you) I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment When you got time to kill And if I can't get your love, then What's a telephone bill? I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment When you got time to kill And if I can't get your love, then What's a telephone bill? I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment When you got time to kill And if I can't get your love, then What's a telephone bill? Oh, oh I'd like to make sweet love to you Maybe I'll manicure your toenails And uh, make sweet love to you baby! Rub my body with yours Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!
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