Oh
You're a friend in need
Oh
You're a friend in need
Oh I'm gonna help you out
I won't steal your cash like the last time
Oh
You are a friend in need
Of my help
I will help you
I won't steal your money
All over again
Cause the-the last time
When I needed your card details
To fix your computer not turning on
No no no no
I won't steal
I won't steal your money again
I won't steal your cash again
I won't steal a thing from you
I won't rob you blind, oh no

Solo

I'm your friend in need
To me
Oh oh I ain't gonna rob you blind
I ain't gonna rob you blind
Oh oh no no
??????????
Oh dEER
I need to release something
This is gonna be epic

You're a friend in need
You're a friend in need
You're such a friend in need
Oh you're such a friend in need that
I gotta help you out
Gotta help you out
Gotta help you out
Because I'm just a gooder friend than you
I'm gonna help you out
I'm gonna help you out now
Oh
You don't want no-
I hate you
I'm not helping you out
You're an asshole now that I think about it
Why should I help you?
And you know what the thing is?
I still have your card information now
Like I still know it, I can remember it
So you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna order so many fishing rods
That you're gonna forget what it's like
To not have a fishing rod charge
You're gonna forget what it's like
To not have your bank asking why you ordered so many
Like you won't be able write an answer to your bank
Except you're a fucking idiot
You're an asshole
And you encouraged me to do this to you, pal
So I don't see how you're gonna get out of this one
So, I'm stealing all your cash cause I decided you're an asshole
Um
I'm going fishing
I'm gonna feed people, I'm gonna do something productive
Unlike what you were doing and it was like

Yeah
Fuck you