I see you in the pizzeria You are eating a pepperoni pizza pie I wanna buy you a large can of diet soda You're just a girl, in the middle of eating dinner They see us from a mile away Snickering and smiling they want us to go away I don't believe it, no I don't believe it not a bit You're just a girl, in the middle of eating dinner I marry girls I see I marry have babies I want to marry all the girls that I see I want to marry and have a baby I want to marry In the twilight of our very lives Who woulda thunk we would ever survive I don't believe it, no I don't believe it not a bit You're just a girl, in the middle of eating dinner

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Make her the cutest that I've ever seen Give her two lips like roses and clover Then tell her that her lonely nights are over Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have nobody to call my own So please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Make her the cutest that I've ever seen Give her the word that I'm not a rover Then tell her that her lonely nights are over Ooh Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have nobody to call my own So please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Oh, Sandman bring us a dream Make her the cutest that I've ever seen Give her two lips like roses and clover Then tell her that her lonely nights are over Oh Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have nobody to call my own So please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream Make her the cutest that I've ever seen Give her two lips like roses and clover Then tell her that her lonely nights are over

Girl, perfectly her, broken and hurt Soft and asleep in the morning gray Shake off the night and don't hide your face The sun lights the world with a single flame I want you to see this I want you to see this Today and all of your days, I'll wear your pain Heal what I can in your troubled mind Sometimes our bodies will hurt for some time And the beauty in that can be hard to find I want you to find it I want you to see this So run, wake up and run my little one I wanna tear down these walls that can't hold you inside And rip out the cords and uncover your eyes We'll make our escape in the dark of night I need you to see this Girl You'll see the world and you'll come to learn That falling in love is a strange work of art All of your battles will shape who you are And know that your scars are my favorite part I want you to know this

Covered in dust The wings of my porcelain dove They don't trouble the waters my love Frozen in time Fragile to touch She melts like the words on my tongue The goddess of heavenly love Fades outta sight All your stars are in view I get lost loving you Dark was the night Her shape burned a void in my eyes It was black but so violently bright Like the birth of a sun So I cried out But my voice could not be heard aloud For held here safe in my mouth The bird was done All your stars are in view I get lost loving you

Come now child the day is long Hide not yourself from me Angels sing the final song Silence will turn to sleep Take heed my son The darkness will come Blackholes will bend the proudest ones And change up your symmetry Just as the night swallows the sun I know you'll come for me Take heed my son The darkness will come Take heed my son The darkness will come Rest now, my child, the day is done The dark comes for everything Inside the heart of everyone There lives infinity

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Open up my phone Open Spotify Try to play some songs Then I get it mystified I don't even know what that word means But whatever I'll include it anyway Anyway back to my rant So it happens So it happens Shuffle, shuffle Aaaaaaaa Can't listen to the song I want I gotta skip towards it but if I run out of skips I'm screwed I can't put it on loop Either So I decide to listen to the album that song is on But I can't Cause I'm screwed Spotify mobile version really sucks Don't use it, only use the computer version Also did I mention 30 second unskippable ads And there's like two in a row, three, maybe four If you're unlucky, maybe five I'm getting quite angry But at least on the computer version you only have the ads That's the only problem you have to deal with But they should really fix it I hate Spotify premium I hate Spotify premium I hate Spotify On mobile it's the worst thing ever Just, just use it on the computer or don't use it at alllll Cause it suuuuckssss

Oh You're a friend in need Oh You're a friend in need Oh I'm gonna help you out I won't steal your cash like the last time Oh You are a friend in need Of my help I will help you I won't steal your money All over again Cause the-the last time When I needed your card details To fix your computer not turning on No no no no I won't steal I won't steal your money again I won't steal your cash again I won't steal a thing from you I won't rob you blind, oh no Solo I'm your friend in need To me Oh oh I ain't gonna rob you blind I ain't gonna rob you blind Oh oh no no ?????????? Oh dEER I need to release something This is gonna be epic You're a friend in need You're a friend in need You're such a friend in need Oh you're such a friend in need that I gotta help you out Gotta help you out Gotta help you out Because I'm just a gooder friend than you I'm gonna help you out I'm gonna help you out now Oh You don't want no- I hate you I'm not helping you out You're an asshole now that I think about it Why should I help you? And you know what the thing is? I still have your card information now Like I still know it, I can remember it So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna order so many fishing rods That you're gonna forget what it's like To not have a fishing rod charge You're gonna forget what it's like To not have your bank asking why you ordered so many Like you won't be able write an answer to your bank Except you're a fucking idiot You're an asshole And you encouraged me to do this to you, pal So I don't see how you're gonna get out of this one So, I'm stealing all your cash cause I decided you're an asshole Um I'm going fishing I'm gonna feed people, I'm gonna do something productive Unlike what you were doing and it was like Yeah Fuck you

Hey, it's me Comedy Joe My voice is sore so I'll be using my Windows 98 computer Start the music and dim the lights So why did the pigeon land in the road? Smash the drums! Yes funny joke, anyway moving on You ever hear of airline food? Wait no, don't laugh yet So, what's the deal with THIRSTY THIRSTY THIIIRRRSTTYYY Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-ee-oo In 1992, I killed a man in boston I got away with it I went back to my normal life like nothing happened I could be anywhere Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrsstttyyy Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrstttyyy