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Open up my phone Open Spotify Try to play some songs Then I get it mystified I don't even know what that word means But whatever I'll include it anyway Anyway back to my rant So it happens So it happens Shuffle, shuffle Aaaaaaaa Can't listen to the song I want I gotta skip towards it but if I run out of skips I'm screwed I can't put it on loop Either So I decide to listen to the album that song is on But I can't Cause I'm screwed Spotify mobile version really sucks Don't use it, only use the computer version Also did I mention 30 second unskippable ads And there's like two in a row, three, maybe four If you're unlucky, maybe five I'm getting quite angry But at least on the computer version you only have the ads That's the only problem you have to deal with But they should really fix it I hate Spotify premium I hate Spotify premium I hate Spotify On mobile it's the worst thing ever Just, just use it on the computer or don't use it at alllll Cause it suuuuckssss

Oh You're a friend in need Oh You're a friend in need Oh I'm gonna help you out I won't steal your cash like the last time Oh You are a friend in need Of my help I will help you I won't steal your money All over again Cause the-the last time When I needed your card details To fix your computer not turning on No no no no I won't steal I won't steal your money again I won't steal your cash again I won't steal a thing from you I won't rob you blind, oh no Solo I'm your friend in need To me Oh oh I ain't gonna rob you blind I ain't gonna rob you blind Oh oh no no ?????????? Oh dEER I need to release something This is gonna be epic You're a friend in need You're a friend in need You're such a friend in need Oh you're such a friend in need that I gotta help you out Gotta help you out Gotta help you out Because I'm just a gooder friend than you I'm gonna help you out I'm gonna help you out now Oh You don't want no- I hate you I'm not helping you out You're an asshole now that I think about it Why should I help you? And you know what the thing is? I still have your card information now Like I still know it, I can remember it So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna order so many fishing rods That you're gonna forget what it's like To not have a fishing rod charge You're gonna forget what it's like To not have your bank asking why you ordered so many Like you won't be able write an answer to your bank Except you're a fucking idiot You're an asshole And you encouraged me to do this to you, pal So I don't see how you're gonna get out of this one So, I'm stealing all your cash cause I decided you're an asshole Um I'm going fishing I'm gonna feed people, I'm gonna do something productive Unlike what you were doing and it was like Yeah Fuck you

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Hey, it's me Comedy Joe My voice is sore so I'll be using my Windows 98 computer Start the music and dim the lights So why did the pigeon land in the road? Smash the drums! Yes funny joke, anyway moving on You ever hear of airline food? Wait no, don't laugh yet So, what's the deal with THIRSTY THIRSTY THIIIRRRSTTYYY Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-ee-oo In 1992, I killed a man in boston I got away with it I went back to my normal life like nothing happened I could be anywhere Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrsstttyyy Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrstttyyy

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Open up my phone Open Spotify Try to play some songs Then I get it mystified I don't even know what that word means But whatever I'll include it anyway Anyway back to my rant So it happens So it happens Shuffle, shuffle Aaaaaaaa Can't listen to the song I want I gotta skip towards it but if I run out of skips I'm screwed I can't put it on loop Either So I decide to listen to the album that song is on But I can't Cause I'm screwed Spotify mobile version really sucks Don't use it, only use the computer version Also did I mention 30 second unskippable ads And there's like two in a row, three, maybe four If you're unlucky, maybe five I'm getting quite angry But at least on the computer version you only have the ads That's the only problem you have to deal with But they should really fix it I hate Spotify premium I hate Spotify premium I hate Spotify On mobile it's the worst thing ever Just, just use it on the computer or don't use it at alllll Cause it suuuuckssss

Oh You're a friend in need Oh You're a friend in need Oh I'm gonna help you out I won't steal your cash like the last time Oh You are a friend in need Of my help I will help you I won't steal your money All over again Cause the-the last time When I needed your card details To fix your computer not turning on No no no no I won't steal I won't steal your money again I won't steal your cash again I won't steal a thing from you I won't rob you blind, oh no Solo I'm your friend in need To me Oh oh I ain't gonna rob you blind I ain't gonna rob you blind Oh oh no no ?????????? Oh dEER I need to release something This is gonna be epic You're a friend in need You're a friend in need You're such a friend in need Oh you're such a friend in need that I gotta help you out Gotta help you out Gotta help you out Because I'm just a gooder friend than you I'm gonna help you out I'm gonna help you out now Oh You don't want no- I hate you I'm not helping you out You're an asshole now that I think about it Why should I help you? And you know what the thing is? I still have your card information now Like I still know it, I can remember it So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna order so many fishing rods That you're gonna forget what it's like To not have a fishing rod charge You're gonna forget what it's like To not have your bank asking why you ordered so many Like you won't be able write an answer to your bank Except you're a fucking idiot You're an asshole And you encouraged me to do this to you, pal So I don't see how you're gonna get out of this one So, I'm stealing all your cash cause I decided you're an asshole Um I'm going fishing I'm gonna feed people, I'm gonna do something productive Unlike what you were doing and it was like Yeah Fuck you

Mark's pizzeria This year we're celebrating 35 years in business Did you know we came up six all new value combo coupons And if you sign up for our email club You'll save 15% off your next order too Don't forget our best coupon Buy a large 2 topping pizza and get a free medium cheese pizza It's just our way of saying thank you for making Mark's part of your family for over 35 years Treat you like family Mark's pizzeria

Hey, it's me Comedy Joe My voice is sore so I'll be using my Windows 98 computer Start the music and dim the lights So why did the pigeon land in the road? Smash the drums! Yes funny joke, anyway moving on You ever hear of airline food? Wait no, don't laugh yet So, what's the deal with THIRSTY THIRSTY THIIIRRRSTTYYY Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-ee-oo In 1992, I killed a man in boston I got away with it I went back to my normal life like nothing happened I could be anywhere Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrsstttyyy Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrstttyyy