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Women Lose Weight (feat Slick Rick) - Morcheeba

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Women Lose Weight (feat Slick Rick) - song lyrics

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor

The name of this entertainment is
Women lose weight
Our first years of marriage everything was just great
But after two kids
And the weight gain factors
Fact is, now she's completely unattractive
Look, fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice, hit the gym
And don't eat so much food
But no...

"You're shallow
You need to run the course of unconditional love and so forth"

But how if desire's not there
That's just delayment
Divorces, child support, alimony payments
My unhappiness I doubt discourage
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed
"When you gonna leave your wife?"
I tell her soon, mommy, soon, I assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

Kill her

What a surprise
Open your eyes
Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

My plans against or shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And I cant swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is, do I have the nerve to dispatch this
Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick
Guess I'll have to play a dude robbin' on wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway, long story short, hit the side of her Chrysler
Sent her clean over the divider
"You bastard!" she said as the wreck went tumblin' down the hill
I thought, "She has to be dead"
Later on get a call
(From a) Lieutenant O'Rourke
(Had me) leapin like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So I selfishly pursued
"Boo-hoo" there was nothing else for me to do, I had to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor

C'mon y'all, you know I had to kill her

Course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

Kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor

I had to kill her

Course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send her ass right to the morgue miss

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run?
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible, what am I gonna tell the kids?
Pull yourself together, sir
I'm so broken up inside, I just can't believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please

Screamin' "Who done took my heart?" actin' shooken up a lot
At the funeral, though everyone was lookin at me odd, like I did it
Like I was the reason my mate's slain, murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order from restaurants
"All of the sex you want"
I doubt could address, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin' outside
How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal they indicted me, gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

I killed her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your marriage healthy
Do you know what I mean?
Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the Ruler

Peace

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It's entertainment time! Woo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick Rick in the house We doing big things here kids Hip hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M (Slick Rick an' M) Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Missy (Slick Rick an' M) Excuse me Mr. Lawrence, you look nice Simply delicious, Missy want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the nude And treat me like a prostitute Now pardon me sir, I'm such a real lady Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches hate me Cruise up and down one two fifth Lookin' for a guy like you to get with I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled beside him Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him Might as well try him, the freak that I am M dot SE always grindin' Please don't think I'm crazy (oh) But boy you are super fine (do it to me, do it to me) Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oh) holla! Enough to make me lose my mind (lose my mind) Yeah You know I really want it (Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M, now I want it, yeah) Don't make me wait oh no, no don't make me wait oh no (Missy) No longer will I pretend (Slick Rick in the house) Let's get it on cause we both grow (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Intelligent, delicate, watch how the fella get Bump into my home girl in Miami, Missy Elliott Green blush on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her touching my privates Shuck I guess, main course is in I said you know I'm married? Yeah and what's that supposed to mean? Proposition for you Ruler Proceed on Well I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on You with it? Down to bless one and I left one The Hit Factory, later on around eleven With my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her looking mighty sexy and the lights all dim Have a drink The booze and the karmy go oddly After having a drink I start to feel unusually horny Swelling stone, or well writ poems Busy pounding like I'm trying to break her pelvis bones Please don't think I'm crazy (oh, Slick Rick is in the house) But boy you are super fine (do it to me, do it to me) Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oh) holla! Enough to make me lose my mind, lose my mind Know I really want it, and now I want it Don't make me wait oh no, no don't make me wait oh no No longer will I pretend Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both grown (recognize, recognize) Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look young But old enough to get it to get yo' head sprung Sit down relax, it's soft here on my couch Or give me hands strictly you might get turned out Cutie pie, 'til I sit beside him Nice shoe size, how could I deny him Big bankroll to help me retire Me and him together smell like big empire (uh huh) Don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're giving me some money making sure I look cute But don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're giving me some money making sure I look cute Please don't think I'm crazy (oh) P-p-please don't think I'm crazy (oh) Bu-bu-but boy you are super fine (d-do it to me, do it to me) F-f-f-ine
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@Arlet
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1 - I like the way you walk The sexy way you talk Ooo I can't help myself Baby I like I like to kiss your lips And when you move your hips Ooo I can't help myself Baby I like Baby let me say what's on my mind Take a little time to express myself Honey I think you're fly Now I don't have no problem Saying what I like I like to spend some time with you Starting with tonight and I like Repeat 1 Here's the situation I lay here on the line Meaningless relationships be wasting all my time You are the special someone that I want to get to know Baby can't you see it in my eye I wanna take you home 2 - Tonight lets take our time Do it nice, do it slow Baby we got nowhere to go Oh I hope you don' t mind Oh I'm coming on real strong I give good lovin all night long Repeat 1 Repeat 1 Make it hot Montell, make it hot Repeat X7 Repeat 2 Repeat 1 Repeat 1
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Uhh check it out S and S With the ruler '98Def Jam And here we are, in the phase again That ol' funeral music, is he goin' to heaven or is he goin' to hell? I don't know, he's right in the center, y'know what I mean? (C'mon '98 c'mon) Nigga no way rap better than, act better That veteran of rap [unverified] Brung on, motherfucker sung on, run on Come on, go and have fun on, run on Immediate considered, no he really ain't The main ingredient, comedian, must be obedient Reason why the player who away a few, say that too 'Cos no one else can talk shit way I do School kid, the cool slid And I rule wid, still shoot wid my two, kid Ain't no way on Earth to faze Rick, the man plays with wit Eras-ed the man amazin' the bassin' Border him, all on ya albums slaughterin' Better spin like slavery when I order him Rejects creep yet keep step Every borough, every state Every country in deep check Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick? Accept, yet no chances that they make plans To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record I turned and learned this sequel I burned went Urgent, mad white people like servin' Interested with, gets congested with Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid No entry, let's keep a hood rhymin' shit (A-party people) Are you tryin' to have yourself a good time or what? No stressin' you, type of beat bring out the best in you Allegeble, ruler came to add a touch of bless onto Niggas think they bashin' me, his majesty Of garbage and never were no match for me and actually Many a girl catch the fever And I don't need anyone else rap with either If this is based on skill, kill anybody will Affiliate Rick real to Hicks Ville Same ruler movin' cowardness out of this Never out powerless, devour this and now it is Time for one to leave upon impeach Help teach all men how to live amongst each (Know I'm sayin'?) Although a lotta creep yet keeps Every borough, every state, every country in deep check Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick? Accept, yet no chances that they make plans To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record I turned and learned this sequel I burned went Urgent, mad white people like servin' Interested with, gets congested with Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid The bounce men, S and S sound bend Listen up kid, an important announcement There's a rapper I know many interested in Named Rick, no rapper alive could mess with him Lace records all audience roar to Grand of a show, skill on the dance floor too Freakin' awesome, of course I'm married High school broads keep your drawers on 'Cos this one in perf' case Guaranteed to make you break fool at the work place Diligent, shout as Mr Militant Allow me to do my thing, it's all brilliant Although sometime the reign may slip Can't skip my part on the human tip Ain't shit, you rejects creep yet keep step Every borough, every state, every country in deep check Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick? Accept, yet no chances that they make plans To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record I turned and learned this sequel I burned went Urgent, mad white people like servin' Interested with, gets congested with Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid Slick Rick and S and S now, c'mon Slick Rick and S and S now, c'mon Slick Rick'll make ya move your butt, c'mon Sand S'll make ya move your butt Throw your hands up, throw your hands up Throw your hands up, throw your hands up S and S and Slick Rick'll make ya move your butt Slick Rick and Sand S'll make ya throw your hands up S and S and Slick Rick make ya move your butt S and S'll make ya throw your hands up, c'mon Slick Rick'll make ya throw your hands up, c'mon S and S'll make ya move your butt now c'mon Yeah c'mon, yeah c'mon, yeah, S and S and we're out
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