Lose Weight - Sackie

What a surpriser Open your eyes, a Woman advisor The name of this entertainment is Women lose weight Our first years of marriage everything was just great But after two kids And the weight gain factors Fact is, now she's completely unattractive Look, fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice, hit the gym And don't eat so much food But no... "You're shallow You need to run the course of unconditional love and so forth" But how if desire's not there That's just delayment Divorces, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I doubt discourage So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed "When you gonna leave your wife?" I tell her soon, mommy, soon, I assume Or my destiny is blue Interestingly The only thing left for me to do is to kill her What a surpriser Open your eyes, a Woman advisor I'm gonna have to kill her Course there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue miss Kill her What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor I'm gonna have to kill her Course there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue miss My plans against or shenanigans Kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing about poisoning And I cant swim Bad intentions pumping Might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is, do I have the nerve to dispatch this Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick Guess I'll have to play a dude robbin' on wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping Anyway, long story short, hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean over the divider "You bastard!" she said as the wreck went tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call (From a) Lieutenant O'Rourke (Had me) leapin like a frog We need you at the morgue So I selfishly pursued "Boo-hoo" there was nothing else for me to do, I had to kill her What a surpriser Open your eyes, a Woman advisor C'mon y'all, you know I had to kill her Course there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue miss Kill her What a surpriser Open your eyes, a Woman advisor I had to kill her Course there's laws which enforces divorces Send her ass right to the morgue miss So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run? No sir we don't have no clues right now This is terrible, what am I gonna tell the kids? Pull yourself together, sir I'm so broken up inside, I just can't believe this I understand, I understand Catch the person who did this We're gonna try sir Please Screamin' "Who done took my heart?" actin' shooken up a lot At the funeral, though everyone was lookin at me odd, like I did it Like I was the reason my mate's slain, murmuring "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order from restaurants "All of the sex you want" I doubt could address, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and Talkin to detectives that was waitin' outside How I took a long lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale And because of betrayal they indicted me, gave me an impossible bail Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent Moral of the story is Desire is important So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her What a surpriser Open your eyes, a Woman advisor I didn't have to kill her Course there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue miss I killed her What a surpriser Open your eyes, a Woman advisor I didn't have to kill her Course there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue miss Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your marriage healthy Do you know what I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the Ruler Peace

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' 'bout half past dead I just need some place where I can lay my head "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No" was all he said Take a load off Fanny Take a load for free Take a load off Fanny And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me Picked up my bag, went lookin' for a place to hide When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around" Take a load off Fanny Take a load for free Take a load off Fanny And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say It's just old Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day "Well Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?" Take a load off Fanny Take a load for free Take a load off Fanny And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog" I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, I'm a peaceful man" He said, "That's OK, just feed him when you can" Take a load off Fanny Take a load for free Take a load off Fanny And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me Catch a cannon ball now, to take me down the line My bag is sinking low and I do believe it's time To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one Who sent me here with her regards for everyone Take a load off Fanny Take a load for free Take a load off Fanny And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me

Yeah, uh, uh Tell myself I ain't feeling the weight, nigga, yeah Yeah, yeah, uh Tell myself I ain't feeling the weight I came far from accepting defeat Made it out with the blood on my face We done shed every tear we can weep Watch 'em wearing they heart on they sleeve My shit don't even come out the fleece Niggas don't even pay it no mind 'Cause I'm dressing that shit in Supreme Nah, that NLFTS, black culture the blueprint Don't fuck with the BS, I'm doing my best They washed out, need to give it a rest The tables turn, why they tryna confess I'm still the same nigga needing my space 'Cause shit be evil, but look good in the face They haphazard, but I'm keeping my pace They haphazard, but I'm, uh (yeah) I remember when I was 11, and watching my blood on the TV get spilled out Now I got a lil' older No love for the system, and I'm reaching back for the grip now And it's really fuck, 12, I done grown in Myself to the point I can see that they hate us All these white niggas bold on the web with that word But in person, they know they won't fade us If you not getting money then shut the fuck up Bro, I don't wanna hear what you got to say 'Cause the checks be the only option for a nigga like me I can't make it no other way I was sitting in class in the back with my Thoughts, consuming everything that's around me When I'm snapping back into reality, shit still ain't change The music still found me Yeah, uh Tell myself I ain't feeling the weight I'ma thrive, it ain't up for debate Already got enough food on my plate, nigga, yeah Uh, you can see all the sweat on my face We been hungry from birth to the date If you fuck with the grind gotta skate, yeah Uh, tell my self I ain't feeling the weight I'ma thrive it ain't up for debate Already got enough food on my plate Yeah, uh You can see all the sweat on my face We been hungry from birth to the date If you fuck with the grind gotta skate, nigga, uh

Losing weight I've found my home in Hell Closed parts The rearranging of time Black hair shedding itself I need a specialist Someone who can help me Belt of sand Ocean's strength "Swift is the kiss of fire" Burning from the inside Down in, down in, down in

I pulled into Nazareth I was feelin' 'bout a half past dead (Dead) I just need some place Where I can lay my head (Head) Hey mister can you tell me Where a girl might find a bed? (Can ya tell me?) He just grinned and shook my hand And "No" was all he said Take a load off Fannie Take a load for free Take a load off Fannie Then hey-yeah-yeah Put the weight on me I picked up my bag I went lookin' for a place to hide When I saw comin' in the devil Walkin' side by side I said, "They're comin' Come on let's go down town?" She said, "I gotta go But my friend can stick around?" Take a load off Fannie Take a load for free Take a load off Fannie Then hey, an yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah (Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo) Go down Moses There's nothin' that you can say (Ooo-ooo) It's just like all of us waitin' Waitin' for the judgment day (Woo-ooo) Well, Luke my friend What about Annalee? (Doo-ooo-ooo) He said, "Do me a favor? Stay and keep Annalee some company?" Take a load off Fannie Take a load for free Take a load off Fannie Well yeah Put the weight on me (Yeah-yeah-yeah) Catch me a cannonball And that'll take me on down the line (Yeah) My bag is circulin' I believe that it's about time (You said it girl) To get in touch with Fannie You know she's the one (Yeah) Who said, "Mickey Is there a God for every one?" Yeah Take a load off Fannie Take a load for free Take a load off Fannie Take a load for free Take a load off Fannie Take a load for free