Here's an oldie but goodie Hit it Excuse me What? Can I have your attention? (Mn-hmm) There's just a few things that I've got to mention (Uh-huh) There's girlies out here that seem appealing But they'll come in your life and cold hurt your feelings I'm telling you As Rick is my name I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same Treat 'em like a prostitute (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my first example Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while Plans for the future, she's having your child Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts Tell all your friends about your family thoughts One friend was drunk so he starts to act wild He tells the truth about the kid It's not your child Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk He said, "Your wife went berserk while you was hard at work" And she led him on and tried to please him She didn't waste time, she didn't try to tease him Treat 'em like a prostitue (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my second example Now, your wife You buy the tramp jewels and clothes You get sentimental and bring home a rose Give her everything 'cause you swear she's worth it All your friends tell you, "The bith dont' deserve it" Love is blind, so there goes your wealth Until one day, you see things for yourself Home from work early, Mr. Loverman You had a card and some candy in your right hand There's the mailman, he was short yet stout He went inside your house and didn't come back out Bust it Just a friendly stop, come on, is it? The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit? The thought alone makes your temperature boil You say to yourself, she might still be loyal You open up your door and stand in a trance You see the mailman's bag and the mailman's pants Came home to party From work had a hard day Look around your house and you say, "Where the hell are they?" Run upstairs up to your bedroom You look inside your room, you see something brewin' Cover your mouth because you almost choke You see the mailman's dick way up your wife's throat Treat 'em like a prostitute (Mm-hmm) Don't treat no girlie well Until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my last example Now your girl, she don't like to have sex a lot And today she's ready and she's hot, hot, hot As you open up the door she says, "Get on the floor" She wants to try things she's never tried before She takes off your drawers and works you over She calls you Twinkles And you call her Rover Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill She says, "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will That's not the half 'til you start to ride her Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her It's not yours-who can it be? I think it was a slick rapper, his name is M.C. Ricky Treat 'em like a prostitute Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well Treat no girlie well, until you're sure of the scoop

It's entertainment time! Woo Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick Rick in the house We doing big things here kids Hip hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M (Slick Rick an' M) Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Missy (Slick Rick an' M) Excuse me Mr. Lawrence, you look nice Simply delicious, Missy want some kisses Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the nude And treat me like a prostitute Now pardon me sir, I'm such a real lady Ride in Mercedes to make the bitches hate me Cruise up and down one two fifth Lookin' for a guy like you to get with I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled beside him Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him Might as well try him, the freak that I am M dot SE always grindin' Please don't think I'm crazy (oh) But boy you are super fine (do it to me, do it to me) Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oh) holla! Enough to make me lose my mind (lose my mind) Yeah You know I really want it (Slick Slick Slick Rick an' M, now I want it, yeah) Don't make me wait oh no, no don't make me wait oh no (Missy) No longer will I pretend (Slick Rick in the house) Let's get it on cause we both grow (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Intelligent, delicate, watch how the fella get Bump into my home girl in Miami, Missy Elliott Green blush on her eyelid, hi Miss! Gave honey a hug I feel her touching my privates Shuck I guess, main course is in I said you know I'm married? Yeah and what's that supposed to mean? Proposition for you Ruler Proceed on Well I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on You with it? Down to bless one and I left one The Hit Factory, later on around eleven With my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in I see her looking mighty sexy and the lights all dim Have a drink The booze and the karmy go oddly After having a drink I start to feel unusually horny Swelling stone, or well writ poems Busy pounding like I'm trying to break her pelvis bones Please don't think I'm crazy (oh, Slick Rick is in the house) But boy you are super fine (do it to me, do it to me) Thank you Missy Irresistible delicious (oh) holla! Enough to make me lose my mind, lose my mind Know I really want it, and now I want it Don't make me wait oh no, no don't make me wait oh no No longer will I pretend Boss of the females Let's get it on cause we both grown (recognize, recognize) Excuse me sir, oh gosh you look young But old enough to get it to get yo' head sprung Sit down relax, it's soft here on my couch Or give me hands strictly you might get turned out Cutie pie, 'til I sit beside him Nice shoe size, how could I deny him Big bankroll to help me retire Me and him together smell like big empire (uh huh) Don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're giving me some money making sure I look cute But don't treat me like a prostitute Unless you're giving me some money making sure I look cute Please don't think I'm crazy (oh) P-p-please don't think I'm crazy (oh) Bu-bu-but boy you are super fine (d-do it to me, do it to me) F-f-f-ine

Uhh check it out S and S With the ruler '98Def Jam And here we are, in the phase again That ol' funeral music, is he goin' to heaven or is he goin' to hell? I don't know, he's right in the center, y'know what I mean? (C'mon '98 c'mon) Nigga no way rap better than, act better That veteran of rap [unverified] Brung on, motherfucker sung on, run on Come on, go and have fun on, run on Immediate considered, no he really ain't The main ingredient, comedian, must be obedient Reason why the player who away a few, say that too 'Cos no one else can talk shit way I do School kid, the cool slid And I rule wid, still shoot wid my two, kid Ain't no way on Earth to faze Rick, the man plays with wit Eras-ed the man amazin' the bassin' Border him, all on ya albums slaughterin' Better spin like slavery when I order him Rejects creep yet keep step Every borough, every state Every country in deep check Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick? Accept, yet no chances that they make plans To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record I turned and learned this sequel I burned went Urgent, mad white people like servin' Interested with, gets congested with Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid No entry, let's keep a hood rhymin' shit (A-party people) Are you tryin' to have yourself a good time or what? No stressin' you, type of beat bring out the best in you Allegeble, ruler came to add a touch of bless onto Niggas think they bashin' me, his majesty Of garbage and never were no match for me and actually Many a girl catch the fever And I don't need anyone else rap with either If this is based on skill, kill anybody will Affiliate Rick real to Hicks Ville Same ruler movin' cowardness out of this Never out powerless, devour this and now it is Time for one to leave upon impeach Help teach all men how to live amongst each (Know I'm sayin'?) Although a lotta creep yet keeps Every borough, every state, every country in deep check Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick? Accept, yet no chances that they make plans To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record I turned and learned this sequel I burned went Urgent, mad white people like servin' Interested with, gets congested with Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid The bounce men, S and S sound bend Listen up kid, an important announcement There's a rapper I know many interested in Named Rick, no rapper alive could mess with him Lace records all audience roar to Grand of a show, skill on the dance floor too Freakin' awesome, of course I'm married High school broads keep your drawers on 'Cos this one in perf' case Guaranteed to make you break fool at the work place Diligent, shout as Mr Militant Allow me to do my thing, it's all brilliant Although sometime the reign may slip Can't skip my part on the human tip Ain't shit, you rejects creep yet keep step Every borough, every state, every country in deep check Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick? Accept, yet no chances that they make plans To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record I turned and learned this sequel I burned went Urgent, mad white people like servin' Interested with, gets congested with Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid Slick Rick and S and S now, c'mon Slick Rick and S and S now, c'mon Slick Rick'll make ya move your butt, c'mon Sand S'll make ya move your butt Throw your hands up, throw your hands up Throw your hands up, throw your hands up S and S and Slick Rick'll make ya move your butt Slick Rick and Sand S'll make ya throw your hands up S and S and Slick Rick make ya move your butt S and S'll make ya throw your hands up, c'mon Slick Rick'll make ya throw your hands up, c'mon S and S'll make ya move your butt now c'mon Yeah c'mon, yeah c'mon, yeah, S and S and we're out