もう財布の底は 見えてしまったけど それさえも 笑い合った それさえも 恋だった きっと永遠には続かないの 明日には明日の風が吹くでしょ いつもの事さ、全て失うの その前に、今を鮮明に焼き付けて それさえも 笑い合った それさえも 恋だった 空っぽの財布に心は踊る なぜ欲しいものはこんなにも 値がはるのでしょう いつもの事さ、手は届かないの そんな日を、 今を鮮明に焼き付けて (焼き付けて 焼き付けて) (焼き付けて...) (焼き付けて 焼き付けて) (焼き付けて...) 焼き付けて もう財布の底は見えてしまったけど それさえも 笑い合った それさえも 恋だった

I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscience I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm You're a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb Seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy Well, that makes sense, because your rhymes are only hot periodically Man, I burned the Avengers down to Embers Sent half your planet to be slaughtered And now I'm offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter Got a fist of gold when I'm rapping Six Infinity Gems what I'm packing Stick your tiny nuclear dick back Into your pants, Dr. Manhattan Hadron smashing all your atoms Best not collide with me when I'm rhyming 'Cause you break and bleed so easy I think I'll call you Oppen-hymen It's impossible to top me, Oppie You just don't have the stones Apparently the only thing You're good at wrecking is a home 'Cause you slept with your friend's wife Right there in your friend's bed Then got another married girl pregnant You should've gone for the head Listening to you took everything I have left After your raps, I am become deaf You need an Iron-Man, for that wrinkly-ass skin And that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-buttchin Here we go now Where's your rhythm? I thought you had the Time Stone Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone You might be something in the MCU But between us, who's the worst MC? You! Your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables You talk so slow, Drax thinks you're invisible I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical 'Cause I got that fissile material You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary That your own mother tried to make you a temporary Meanwhile, I've mastered the atom, more than any man alive Now I'm here to split U like two and three from five I'm a peaceful man, but I do what I must You had an evil plan, Thanos, and it left you in the dust It must leave you enraged when you compare our talents Because in this battle, there is no balance For a communist pariah, you come off as awfully cocky But I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki I'm the box office topper, the Marvel showstopper Got my name on this win like it's the Thanoscopter You just got no answer for Fortnite's dopest dancer I will Loki choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer You wanna talk about Death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left? I'm the destroyer of worlds You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl We're in the endgame now, Tinky Winky I'll finish this like Ant-Man, all up in your stinky Anyone who believes that "Thanos did nothing wrong" crap Has obviously never heard you rap, oh snap

Epic rap battles of history! The Wright Brothers Versus The Mario Brothers Begin! We're the Wright Brothers And there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble Are you looking for your lover? 'Cause your Princess is in our castle, now (Yeah, she's gone) We stayed up all night playin' Donkey Kong Before us, people used to only fly in balloons You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda-woulda-coulda come to lose an extra life So just "dudda-dudda-dudda" back down in your pipe It's-a me, Mario! And Luigi, motha- Ding! Why don't you's just get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two, their lives must'a been horrible! Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville! You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf You should eat something anyways! Look at you, so skinny You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight Representin' North Carolina, aiiiight! We'll be pressin' all your buttons like we're the controller Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something We're gonna beat you so fast it's like we're holding down the B button We're servin' up an 8-bit fist Made to order! That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters Like POW How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Boww--ser! You'll get pummeled You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel We've been droppin' ba-bombs since we started this song Sorry, Wright Brothers, this time ya chose wrong Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of history!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Elvis Presley V.S. Michael Jackson BEGIN! Oooh Elvis Presley as I live and breath You stole rock and roll Gave us rockabilly cheese You dance like an epileptic Nothing but left feet I've seen it every record you set Man I beat it Here's a tip Don't swallow a bucket of drugs So you won't die on the toilet Dropping hunks of Burning Love I'm Bad I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up Call me Ed Sullivan Shoot you from the waist up Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede Even in death I go platinum on Blu-Ray Spitting out hits since I was six years old I'm the King of Pop You're the King of Jelly Rolls Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have I got one for your monkey Two for your clothes Three for your family and four for your nose You better surrender talkin' about them ABC's Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees This is the big time, Jacko No dress rehearsal I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial I can tell you're angry but I can't comprehend it I stole from black culture Why are you offended? Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony Ohhh It's about time for a Thriller Didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla I'm going Off The Wall I won't stop 'til I get enough Whooping your big fat ass With my shiny glove How you gonna talk about the birds and bees When you met your own wife when she was only 14 Then you made one daughter She (Ah) came to me I took her to my Neverland Ranch To Hee-Hee You shoulda stayed in the army dude Shamone Even Tito looks better than you I'm singing "Ahhhh" You're singing "Don't be cruel" There's only one crown baby Let the one King rule You're a creeper dude You like to grab your own wanger I only let you marry my daughter Cause I knew you'd never bang her You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie You lost your damn mind That's why they cast you in The Wiz You're like a sad white woman Who never got to be a kid I'm out before you try to hold me and free your willy Later weirdo Elvis is leaving the building Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic (Hee-Hee) Rap Battles Of History!

Halcyon days are not a thing Nostalgia is no excuse for stupidity I don't believe in golden ages Or presidents that put kids in cages America awaits on bended knee Can't you see Sweet children, Locke's burden Why did mother draw the curtains Free will is your dilemma (what will the dust remember) Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Utopia is an opiated dream What we want is an open society One torn and frayed at the edges With pages of imperfect changes And every hallmark of rationality Can't you see Sweet children, Locke's burden Why did mother draw the curtains Free will is your dilemma (what will the dust remember) Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? At the end of history nobody will be innocent Of naked crimes against eternity Now we're in the last second of our December Tell me how do you want to be remembered For generosity or a fucking monstrosity Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history?