Danny is my name, oh yes My name should be trouble My name should be woe For trouble and heartache Is all that I know But Danny Yes, Danny is my name (Oh, oh, oh yes, oh yes) My life has been empty My heart has been torn It must have been rainy, oh yes The night I was born Oh Danny Oh Danny is my name (Danny is my name) (Oh, oh yes) I'm so afraid of tomorrow So tired of today They say that love is the answer But love never came my way I'm writing a letter To someone I know So if you should find it, oh yes And if you're alone Oh Danny Yes, Danny is my name (Oh, oh, oh yes) Oh Danny Yes, Danny is my name Oh, oh, oh, oh

If you're lookin' for trouble You came to the right place If you're lookin' for trouble Just look right in my face I was born standin' up And talkin' back My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack Because I'm evil My middle name is misery, yeah, yeah Well, I'm evil So don't you mess around with me I never looked for trouble But I never ran I don't take no orders From no kind of man I'm only made out Of flesh, blood and bone But if you're gonna start a rumble, don't you try it all alone Because I'm evil My middle name is misery, yeah Well, I'm evil So don't you mess around with me I'm evil, evil, evil as can be I'm evil, evil, evil as can be So don't mess around, don't mess around Don't mess around with me I'm evil, I'm evil, evil, evil So don't mess around, don't mess around with me I'm evil, I'll tell you how I'm evil So don't mess around with me Yeah

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I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscience I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm You're a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb Seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy Well, that makes sense, because your rhymes are only hot periodically Man, I burned the Avengers down to Embers Sent half your planet to be slaughtered And now I'm offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter Got a fist of gold when I'm rapping Six Infinity Gems what I'm packing Stick your tiny nuclear dick back Into your pants, Dr. Manhattan Hadron smashing all your atoms Best not collide with me when I'm rhyming 'Cause you break and bleed so easy I think I'll call you Oppen-hymen It's impossible to top me, Oppie You just don't have the stones Apparently the only thing You're good at wrecking is a home 'Cause you slept with your friend's wife Right there in your friend's bed Then got another married girl pregnant You should've gone for the head Listening to you took everything I have left After your raps, I am become deaf You need an Iron-Man, for that wrinkly-ass skin And that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-buttchin Here we go now Where's your rhythm? I thought you had the Time Stone Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone You might be something in the MCU But between us, who's the worst MC? You! Your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables You talk so slow, Drax thinks you're invisible I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical 'Cause I got that fissile material You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary That your own mother tried to make you a temporary Meanwhile, I've mastered the atom, more than any man alive Now I'm here to split U like two and three from five I'm a peaceful man, but I do what I must You had an evil plan, Thanos, and it left you in the dust It must leave you enraged when you compare our talents Because in this battle, there is no balance For a communist pariah, you come off as awfully cocky But I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki I'm the box office topper, the Marvel showstopper Got my name on this win like it's the Thanoscopter You just got no answer for Fortnite's dopest dancer I will Loki choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer You wanna talk about Death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left? I'm the destroyer of worlds You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl We're in the endgame now, Tinky Winky I'll finish this like Ant-Man, all up in your stinky Anyone who believes that "Thanos did nothing wrong" crap Has obviously never heard you rap, oh snap

Epic rap battles of history! The Wright Brothers Versus The Mario Brothers Begin! We're the Wright Brothers And there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble Are you looking for your lover? 'Cause your Princess is in our castle, now (Yeah, she's gone) We stayed up all night playin' Donkey Kong Before us, people used to only fly in balloons You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda-woulda-coulda come to lose an extra life So just "dudda-dudda-dudda" back down in your pipe It's-a me, Mario! And Luigi, motha- Ding! Why don't you's just get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two, their lives must'a been horrible! Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville! You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf You should eat something anyways! Look at you, so skinny You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight Representin' North Carolina, aiiiight! We'll be pressin' all your buttons like we're the controller Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something We're gonna beat you so fast it's like we're holding down the B button We're servin' up an 8-bit fist Made to order! That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters Like POW How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Boww--ser! You'll get pummeled You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel We've been droppin' ba-bombs since we started this song Sorry, Wright Brothers, this time ya chose wrong Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of history!

The Burger King Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today? One flame broiled ass clown? Have it your way You can't do fast food half as good as I do Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive through You're played out like a Chuck E. Cheese token Your style's like your ice cream machines, broken (Ha!) I'm dropping Whoppers that'll knock you off the menu Call you Ronald Donald, 'cause there's no MC in you! Why don't you call me Ronald Jeremy? 'Cause I'm getting nasty Like the Whoppers you sell made of horse lips and ass meat Ask Rick and Morty who's the lyrical boss I've got lines for days, call me Szechuan sauce The undisputed GOAT of putting burgers in bellies I'm fast food Eminem, you're Machine Gun Kelly I'm Coke to your Pepsi, I'm Mac, you're Android Let's be real, I'm Nice Peter and you're Epic Lloyd (Alright) You're number one, like the whiz I took in your ball pit Them rhymes you just spit are a Ray Kroc of shit You spooky-ass clown, you're so creepy it's insane You look like you just ate someone's brother in a storm drain You can't beat the King with your crew, please The whole head of your government's name is Mayor McCheese I ain't lovin' shit, even if Timberlake sings I'm running circles 'round you like my onion rings (Your onion rings are pretty good) But that verse was lifeless! You had no joy in it Last rapper this plastic had a Happy Meal toy in it I'm serving billions and I can't be beat You're a bin full of lettuce, facing da feet Using Cheetos, dude? Get your recipes together, man I've had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the weatherman I'm the best trash talking mascot in town You might be the King, but a clown wears the crown (Where's the beef? Right here! Where's the beef? Right here!) (Where's the beef? Right here!) Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies And I'll square off with 'em like the corners of my meat patties It's Wendy! The hip-hopping Pippi Longstocking No flow's as Frosty as the salad bars that I'm dropping I'm topping you two like plain baked potatoes Exploiting you both like you were growing my tomatoes (Aw!) King, you're creepy, and you're always second fiddle Your breakfast croissants are even worse than his McGriddle And McDonald's gave your job to a box with a face Left you behind like a quiet kid in a PlayPlace I'm the fast food queen! Mean with a tweet sesh Leave opponents frozen 'cause I always keep my beef fresh Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of history

Halcyon days are not a thing Nostalgia is no excuse for stupidity I don't believe in golden ages Or presidents that put kids in cages America awaits on bended knee Can't you see Sweet children, Locke's burden Why did mother draw the curtains Free will is your dilemma (what will the dust remember) Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Utopia is an opiated dream What we want is an open society One torn and frayed at the edges With pages of imperfect changes And every hallmark of rationality Can't you see Sweet children, Locke's burden Why did mother draw the curtains Free will is your dilemma (what will the dust remember) Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? At the end of history nobody will be innocent Of naked crimes against eternity Now we're in the last second of our December Tell me how do you want to be remembered For generosity or a fucking monstrosity Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history? Tell me where do you really want to be? At the end of history?