Buster, the last time a man threatened us He was twice your size and packing heat Yet here I stand I got a magic phrase that shuts up jerks like you! Doll-face, I don't care wh— Listen up! When a bully like you gets bossy And starts a-screechin' like an alley cat Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Is the phrase to make that cat go scat! And when a bloviator pays opinions And doesn't pay a lady what she's owed Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Is the code to make him hit the road! Webster's dictionary teaches language so clean But Mr. Webster doesn't have the words that we mean The music hath the charms to soothe the savage breast Even when Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly is what we'd express! So when an argument is at its Z, man And you wanna curse and say "you dirty rat" Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Is the classy way to make them scat! Okay, here's your two-hundred You dames are crazy, I'm outta here! When a knuckle-head gets too handsy And tries to wrestle me to the floor I tell him Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam As I kick him right through the door! And when a caveman like him says "Dollface" "It's time to settle down and be my wife" Then, ladies, Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Well, tell him not on your sweet life, ooh! Neither was a lad, neither Christian nor Jew It's all he has to know that we can all bonnez-vous And when we band together, girls I'm certain you'll find We're a family that's simplistic And we intertwine! So when some joker starts explaining what you already knew We'll tell him, "Loopy-doopy, silly-ah-mah-hee, hilly-ah-dah-hee-blue!" Or if he's stinking of perfume when he crawls in after dawn We'll tell him, "Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly, doo-it and get gone!" Is there a phrase that you can toss (Ooh-ooh, ya-doo-bee-wah!) To show a bully who is boss? (Ee-bee-dee-be-dah-doo-wah) Say Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam To any slippery snake who's tryna make you less than you am! Yeah, so glad we found each other We'll keep on swinging 'til the metal is gone While singing Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam So listen, ladies, we have got to stick together 'Til the battle is won! Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-doo-wah!

There was a boy who knew the life he'd choose if he truly did what he wanted to And it wouldn't be a life his father would approve Ooo Ooo Yeah It all began exciting but soon became overwhelming As he realized where his choices has taken him His intrusive thoughts got louder as he realized he's a failure And he screamed Oh yes he screamed Oh abba Where are you I'm sorry I left you Oh Oh abba Where are you Can I be next to you Oh The boy got older and got use to being done To the point where just existing was all he knew But one day he met a man much older The man went up to the boy sharing that this is never the life you were meant to see Remember who you used to be That was taken from the enemy That's okay I have the remedy It's me Aren't you tired of chasing Everything's thats fleeting If you give it all to me I promise the weight is easy I'm not here to harm you I'm here to guide you I gave my life for you Just to be with you Then the boy realized who he was talking to It wasn't a stranger it was someone he knew It was his father His sweet sweet father Oh abba I give my all to you I'm sorry for leaving you Oh Oh abba I give my all to you I want to be next to you Oh It's me

The world is like this supper club The Lord above, the maître-d' He throws the menu down Lets you peruse, then ask ya' "What will it be?" The choices are many, so risk it, love And have it your own way 'Cause whatever butters your biscuit, love Is fine by me Which is why I say Some like a cool pastoral scene With rolling hills, and woods of green It's heaven-sent, to pitch a tent To bill in cool Some like the warm Hawaiian clim' Where one can really take one's time And hit the sack, an upright shack Just made for two Some like it nippy on the ice 'Cause then the sheets are paradise Keep rubbin' hips, until your lips Are turning blue! Some like it rough, some like it tame Give me a moth who loves the flame Some like it hard and hot It's what I got for you! Now on a sultry summer day Some consummate with consumé Yes, as a rule it keeps things cool As mountain air And though the postman might ring twice Some like a man who brings the ice He cometh with his block To stock my Frigidaire! To warm the cockles of their heart Some like a fresh young apple tart But in a storm, just being warm Will never do But if you were yen for egg-foo young Mine's guaranteed to burn your tongue Some like it hot, and hot is what I got For you! If everybody was the same Well, life would be a bore If Manny goes with Sammy, hell That's what he's yearnin' for! Let different rhythms move your seat For I have often found We all dance to a different beat And that's what makes the world go 'round! Everybody, dance! If you like your seafood salty Come and cast your line in me If not, just keep on dabbing for Some new fish in the sea The world's a great big candy store So let your tootsie roll! Come dance on through our swingin' door and Put some sugar in your bowl! So ladies, Hades is the spot To feel what angels sure are not Some like it hot, and hot is what I got For you! Some like it hot And hot Is what I got for you!

Sax men just get my motor purring You fall for 'em, and you love 'em! And the next thing you know They're borrowing money from you and spending it on other girls Then one morning, you wake up And all that's left behind is a couple of chipped reeds And a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out But then I meet the next one And I'm lost all over again! I hear a trumpet singing And the moonlight fills the sky A trombone whispers softly And the clouds keep driftin' by But when a saxophone starts moaning Well, the moon drops out of view To bring a darker shade of blue I hear a piano twinklin' And the stars all fill the night A bassline starts a-climbin' To make sure the stars shine bright But when a saxophone starts crying That's when nighttime takes its cue To turn a darker shade of blue A ukulele strummin' Is a carefree kind of sound It smiles and makes me do the same But no one floats forever, yeah And when I hit the ground A tenor sax is who's to blame A violin will warm you From the dusk come to the dawn The drums are like a friend who I can always count upon Oh, but a sax is just a man That blows a kiss and then he's gone! Like a train that's only passing through That leaves you lonely at the station Called a darker shade of blue! Oh, yeah A sax is like a siren And it's one I know too well But still I never listen And every time I fall! Every time I fall! So keep the music playing From the heart and on the stand 'Cause life's a long hard road, yeah But it's better with a band! And when a saxophone starts wailing I pray someone lend a hand Before he breaks my aching heart in two The lesson I keep learning Is let the brass keep burning To keep the night from turning To a darker shade of blue!

Oh, Daphne It's true, your bible says abstain And that my poor back is racked with pain Still, while I'm able to raise Cain Let's be bad! Even though I'm old as Moses Those commandments he proposes They don't end up in a bed of roses Let's be bad! Your head is spinning But I'm just beginning The night is for sinning When you return from our great affair Your Mr. Gideon will still be there! Chemistry has certain rules That they don't teach in Sunday schools Care to pool our molecules? Let's be bad! When my top is set to blow And my favorite word is no 'Cause it points the way to go Let's be bad! If you say something is taboo Well, that's the thing I wanna do! Do it 'til I'm black and blue Let's be bad! Rehearsals were brutal So I'm wettin' my noodle Resistance is futile 'Cause tonight the heat comes from below And I'd be shakin' my maracas in Mexico! Why stay in with Bible thumpin' Get your sacred heart a-pumpin' I got some beans to get you jumpin' Let's be bad! Neighbor, open up your door You know what we're knockin' for Being good is such a bore Let's be bad! Ladies, I was set for bed Until I saw this shade of red I may be good, but honey, I ain't dead Let's be bad! The courtin' is sordid The passengers boarded Girls just don't drink the water FDR could take some tips from me For a real good neighbor policy! I can't see the use in waiting Your lips are intoxicating Do my hips need some translating? Let's be bad! Let's be bad, let's be bad! Here's the key for my ignition Kick that gas to my transmission When you hear the things I'm wishin' You won't offer a position Let's prohibit prohibition Let's be bad! Some like it hot, and that ain't bad!

Grew up in the French Court Oui, oui, bonjour Life was a chore so (she set sail) 1522 came straight to the UK All the British dudes, lame Epic fail Ooh, I wanna dance and sing Politics, not my thing Ooh, but then I met the King And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead" He wanted me, huh, obviously Messaging me like everyday Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding I was prêt-à-manger Ooh, sent a reply Ooh, just saying hi Ooh, you're a nice guy I'll think about it maybe, xo baby (Uh oh) Here we go (You sent him kisses) I didn't know I would move in with his misses (What?) Get a life You're living with his wife? Like, what was I meant to do? Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well Or go to hell I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Don't lose your head Three in the bed and the little one said If you wanna be wed, make up your mind Her or me, chum Don't wanna be some Girl in a threesome Are you blind? Ooh, don't be bitter Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter Ooh, why hasn't it hit her? He doesn't want to bang you Somebody hang you (Uh-oh) Here we go Your comic went viral I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you Mate, what was I meant to do? Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well Or go to hell I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Don't lose your head Tried to elope But the pope said nope Our only hope was Henry He got a promotion Caused a commotion Set in motion the C of E The rules were so outdated Us two wanted to get x-rated Soon, ex-communicated Everybody chill, its totes God's will Henry's out every night on the town Just sleeping around, like what the hell? If that's how it's gonna be Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three Just to make him jell Henry finds out and he goes mental He screams and shouts Like so judgemental You damn that witch Mate, just shut up I wouldn't be such a b- If you could get it up (Uh-oh) Here we go (Is that what you said?) And now he's going 'round like off with her head (No) Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it (Seems it) What was I meant to do? (What was she meant to do?) Like what was I meant to do? (What was she meant to do?) No, but what was I meant to do? Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well Or go to hell (she's going to hell) Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Don't lose your head Haha sorry

Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived And tonight New York we are Live Listen up, let me tell you a story A story that you think you've heard before We know you know our names, and our fame, and our faces Know all about the glories and the disgraces I'm done, 'cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme So I picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives New York make some noise All you ever hear and read about Is our ex and the way it ended But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush You're gonna find out how he got unfriended Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court Every Tudor rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live In consort Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Dancing through the beat 'til the break of day Once we're done, we'll start again like its the renaissance Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives Remember us from PBS (Devorced) My name's Catherine of Aragon Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon of royalty My loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again (Beheaded) I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next See, I broke England from the Church Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well, my sleeves may be green But my lipstick's red (Died) Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved (rude) When my son was newly born, I died But I'm not what I seem Or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more (Divorced) Ich bin Anna of Cleves (ja!) When he saw my portrait, he was like (ja!) But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little- Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head (beheaded) For my promiscuity outside of wed Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons K-Howard is here and the fun's begun (Survived) Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him 'til the end of his life I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives, common, common, common Get your hands up, get this party buzzing You want a queen bee? Well, there's half a dozen Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Ah-ah, wives But now we're ex-wives One, two, three, four, five Six!

Welcome to the house To the house of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein Hans Holbein goes around the world Painting all of the beautiful girls From Spain, to France And Germany The King chooses one, but which one will it be? You bring the corsets, we'll bring the cinches No one wants a waist over nine inches So what? The makeup contains lead poison At least your complexion will bring all the boys in Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein We must make sure the princesses look great When their comes for a Holbein portrait We know what all the best inventions are To hold everything up Ja, it's wunderbar For blonder hairs, and you just add a magical ingredient From your bladder Try these heels, so high it's naughty But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at 40 Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein

You've got a good heart But I know it changes A restless tide, untamable You came my way, and I knew a storm could come too You'd lift me high, or let me fall But I took your hand, promised I'd withstand Any blaze you blew my way 'Cause something inside, it solidified And I knew I'd always stay You can build me up, you can tear me down You can try but I'm unbreakable You can do your best, but I'll stand the test You'll find that I'm unshakeable When the fire's burnt When the wind has blown When the water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone You say we're perfect A perfect family You hold us close, for the world to see And when I say you're the only one I've ever loved I mean those words truthfully But I know Without my son your love could disappear I know it isn't fair, but I don't care 'Cause my love, will still be here You can build me up, you can tear me down You can try but I'm unbreakable You can do your best, but I'll stand the test You'll find that I'm unshakeable When the fire's burnt The wind has blown The water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone Soon I'll have to go I'll never see him grow But I hope my son will know He'll never be alone 'Cause like a river runs dry And leaves it's scars behind I'll be by your side 'Cause my love Is set in stone Yeahhh (You can build me up, you can tear me down) (You can try but I'm) Unbreakable (You can do your best, but I'll stand the test) (You'll find that I'm unshakeable) The fire's burnt The wind has blown The water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone Can't break me Can't break me Stone Can't break me Can't break me Stone Can't break me You'll still find stone My heart of stone

All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby I think we can all agree I'm a ten amongst these threes All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby And ever since I was a child, I'd make the boys go wild All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Take my first music teacher, Henry Mannox I was young it's true but even then I knew The only thing you wanna to do is... Broad, dark, sexy Mannox Taught me all about dynamics He was 23 And I was 13 going on 30 We'd spend hours strumming the lute Striking the chords and blowing the flute He plucked my strings all the way to G Went from major to minor, C to D Tell me what you need What you want, you don't need to plead 'Cause I feel the chemistry Like I get you and you get me And maybe this is it He just cares so much, it feels legit We have a connection I think this guy is different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me Run your fingers through my hair Tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... But then there was another guy Francis Dereham Serious, stern and slow Gets what he wants, and he won't take no Passion in all that he touches The sexy secretary to the Dowager Duchess Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfil He even let me use his favourite quill Spilled ink all over the parchment, my wrist was so tired Still I came back the next day as he required You say I'm what you need All you want, you don't need to plead 'Cause I feel the chemistry Like I get you and you get me And I know this is it He just cares so much, this one's legit We have a real connection I'm sure this time is different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me You can't wait a second more to get My corset on the floor Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... Yeah, that didn't work out So I decided to have a break from boys And you'll never guess who I met Tall, large, Henry the Eighth Supreme head of the Church of England Globally revered Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard Made me a lady in waiting Hurled me and my family up in the world Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do You say I'm what you need All you want, we both agree This is the place for me I'm finally where I'm meant to be Then he starts saying all this stuff He cares so much, he calls me love He says we have this connection I guess it's not so different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is seize me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me There's no time for when or how 'cause you Just got to have me now Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... So we got married Woo With Henry, it isn't easy His temper's short, and his mates are sleazy Except for this one courtier He's a really nice guy, just so sincere The royal life isn't what I planned But Thomas is there to lend a helping hand So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay And we hang out loads when the King's away This guy finally Is what I want, the friend I need Just mates, no chemistry I get him and he gets me And there's nothing more to it He just cares so much, he's devoted He says we have a connection I thought this time was different Why did I think he'd be different? But it's never, ever different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, when will enough be enough? See All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Squeeze me, don't care if you don't please me Bite my lip and pull my hair As you tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair Playtime's over Playtime's over Playtime's over The only thing The only thing The only thing you wanna do is...

Sittin' here all alone On a throne In a palace that I happen to own Bring me some pheasant Keep it on the bone Fill my goblet up to the brim Sippin' on mead and I spill it on my dress With the gold lace trim Not very prim and proper Can't make me stop I wanna go hunting, any takers? I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres Paid for with my own riches Where my hounds at? Release the bitches (Woof) Everyday Head back for a round of croquet, yeah 'Cause I'm a playa And tomorrow, I'll hit replay You, you said that I tricked ya 'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don't agree So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can't stop me 'cause I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal Get down Get down Get down you dirty rascal Get down Get down 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle When I get bored I go to court Pull up outside in my carriage Don't got no marriage So I have a little flirt with the footman As he takes my fur As you were Making my way to the dance floor Some boys making advance I ignore them 'Cause my jam comes on the lute Looking cute Das ist gut All eyes on me No criticism I look more rad than Lutheranism Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation Okay ladies, let's get in reformation You, you said that I tricked ya 'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don't agree So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can't stop me 'cause I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal Get down Get down (You dirty rascal) Get down Get down 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle Now I ain't sayin' I'm a gold digger But check my prenup, and go figure Got gold chains Symbolic of my faith to the higher power In the fast lane My horses can trot up to 12 miles an hour Let me explain I'm a wiener schnitzel, not an English flower No one tells me I need a rich man Doin' my thing in my palace in Richmond You, you said that I tricked ya (Tricked ya) 'Cause I (I), I didn't look like my profile picture (No no) Too, too bad I don't agree (Too bad I don't agree) So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) for everyone to see And you can't stop, you can't stop me 'cause I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!) Get down (Get down with me) Get down you dirty rascal Get down (It's Anna of Cleves) (Aha-ha-ha, get) Get down (Ow!) 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle