Its good to be here! How've you been? Check my bags boy! Where's my room? Gotta sit on the phone, that's my game, Keep up the pressure all the way! I don't want to beat about the bush But none of us are getting any younger. There's people out there who could take your place. A more commercial view! A fresher face! I need a shower, take a nap I'll meet you in the bar, must have a rap. There's a lot on the line, a lot to say. And there's something I must tell you today. You and I both knew the score, You can't go on like this for ever. So its with regret I tell you now That from this moment on, You're on your own! I don't talk round corners, right between the eyes. If you're slow they'll run past you, Stand tall, see them falling over. I walk a straight line, right between the eyes. But just show me the door, show me someone who'll do it better. The drinks are on me, be my guest. Smoke a cigar? Take the best. Don't hedge your bets, we can make a deal, Got it in your pocket, how do you feel? So glad that's over, now you know. But I'm only acting under orders. And looking down on you from way up here. You've gotta sink or swim, get off the floor! I don't talk round corners, right between the eyes. If you're slow they'll run past you. Stand tall, see them falling over. I walk a straight line, right between the eyes. But just show me the door, show me someone who'll do it better.

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Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived And tonight New York we are Live Listen up, let me tell you a story A story that you think you've heard before We know you know our names, and our fame, and our faces Know all about the glories and the disgraces I'm done, 'cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme So I picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives New York make some noise All you ever hear and read about Is our ex and the way it ended But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush You're gonna find out how he got unfriended Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court Every Tudor rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live In consort Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Dancing through the beat 'til the break of day Once we're done, we'll start again like its the renaissance Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives Remember us from PBS (Devorced) My name's Catherine of Aragon Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon of royalty My loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again (Beheaded) I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next See, I broke England from the Church Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well, my sleeves may be green But my lipstick's red (Died) Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved (rude) When my son was newly born, I died But I'm not what I seem Or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more (Divorced) Ich bin Anna of Cleves (ja!) When he saw my portrait, he was like (ja!) But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little- Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head (beheaded) For my promiscuity outside of wed Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons K-Howard is here and the fun's begun (Survived) Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him 'til the end of his life I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives, common, common, common Get your hands up, get this party buzzing You want a queen bee? Well, there's half a dozen Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Ah-ah, wives But now we're ex-wives One, two, three, four, five Six!

Grew up in the French Court Oui, oui, bonjour Life was a chore so (she set sail) 1522 came straight to the UK All the British dudes, lame Epic fail Ooh, I wanna dance and sing Politics, not my thing Ooh, but then I met the King And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead" He wanted me, huh, obviously Messaging me like everyday Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding I was prêt-à-manger Ooh, sent a reply Ooh, just saying hi Ooh, you're a nice guy I'll think about it maybe, xo baby (Uh oh) Here we go (You sent him kisses) I didn't know I would move in with his misses (What?) Get a life You're living with his wife? Like, what was I meant to do? Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well Or go to hell I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Don't lose your head Three in the bed and the little one said If you wanna be wed, make up your mind Her or me, chum Don't wanna be some Girl in a threesome Are you blind? Ooh, don't be bitter Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter Ooh, why hasn't it hit her? He doesn't want to bang you Somebody hang you (Uh-oh) Here we go Your comic went viral I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you Mate, what was I meant to do? Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well Or go to hell I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Don't lose your head Tried to elope But the pope said nope Our only hope was Henry He got a promotion Caused a commotion Set in motion the C of E The rules were so outdated Us two wanted to get x-rated Soon, ex-communicated Everybody chill, its totes God's will Henry's out every night on the town Just sleeping around, like what the hell? If that's how it's gonna be Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three Just to make him jell Henry finds out and he goes mental He screams and shouts Like so judgemental You damn that witch Mate, just shut up I wouldn't be such a b- If you could get it up (Uh-oh) Here we go (Is that what you said?) And now he's going 'round like off with her head (No) Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it (Seems it) What was I meant to do? (What was she meant to do?) Like what was I meant to do? (What was she meant to do?) No, but what was I meant to do? Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said I'm just tryna have some fun Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head I didn't mean to hurt anyone LOL, say oh well Or go to hell (she's going to hell) Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said Don't lose your head Haha sorry

Welcome to the house To the house of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein Hans Holbein goes around the world Painting all of the beautiful girls From Spain, to France And Germany The King chooses one, but which one will it be? You bring the corsets, we'll bring the cinches No one wants a waist over nine inches So what? The makeup contains lead poison At least your complexion will bring all the boys in Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein We must make sure the princesses look great When their comes for a Holbein portrait We know what all the best inventions are To hold everything up Ja, it's wunderbar For blonder hairs, and you just add a magical ingredient From your bladder Try these heels, so high it's naughty But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at 40 Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein

You've got a good heart But I know it changes A restless tide, untamable You came my way, and I knew a storm could come too You'd lift me high, or let me fall But I took your hand, promised I'd withstand Any blaze you blew my way 'Cause something inside, it solidified And I knew I'd always stay You can build me up, you can tear me down You can try but I'm unbreakable You can do your best, but I'll stand the test You'll find that I'm unshakeable When the fire's burnt When the wind has blown When the water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone You say we're perfect A perfect family You hold us close, for the world to see And when I say you're the only one I've ever loved I mean those words truthfully But I know Without my son your love could disappear I know it isn't fair, but I don't care 'Cause my love, will still be here You can build me up, you can tear me down You can try but I'm unbreakable You can do your best, but I'll stand the test You'll find that I'm unshakeable When the fire's burnt The wind has blown The water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone Soon I'll have to go I'll never see him grow But I hope my son will know He'll never be alone 'Cause like a river runs dry And leaves it's scars behind I'll be by your side 'Cause my love Is set in stone Yeahhh (You can build me up, you can tear me down) (You can try but I'm) Unbreakable (You can do your best, but I'll stand the test) (You'll find that I'm unshakeable) The fire's burnt The wind has blown The water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone Can't break me Can't break me Stone Can't break me Can't break me Stone Can't break me You'll still find stone My heart of stone

All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby I think we can all agree I'm a ten amongst these threes All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby And ever since I was a child, I'd make the boys go wild All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Take my first music teacher, Henry Mannox I was young it's true but even then I knew The only thing you wanna to do is... Broad, dark, sexy Mannox Taught me all about dynamics He was 23 And I was 13 going on 30 We'd spend hours strumming the lute Striking the chords and blowing the flute He plucked my strings all the way to G Went from major to minor, C to D Tell me what you need What you want, you don't need to plead 'Cause I feel the chemistry Like I get you and you get me And maybe this is it He just cares so much, it feels legit We have a connection I think this guy is different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me Run your fingers through my hair Tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... But then there was another guy Francis Dereham Serious, stern and slow Gets what he wants, and he won't take no Passion in all that he touches The sexy secretary to the Dowager Duchess Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfil He even let me use his favourite quill Spilled ink all over the parchment, my wrist was so tired Still I came back the next day as he required You say I'm what you need All you want, you don't need to plead 'Cause I feel the chemistry Like I get you and you get me And I know this is it He just cares so much, this one's legit We have a real connection I'm sure this time is different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me You can't wait a second more to get My corset on the floor Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... Yeah, that didn't work out So I decided to have a break from boys And you'll never guess who I met Tall, large, Henry the Eighth Supreme head of the Church of England Globally revered Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard Made me a lady in waiting Hurled me and my family up in the world Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do You say I'm what you need All you want, we both agree This is the place for me I'm finally where I'm meant to be Then he starts saying all this stuff He cares so much, he calls me love He says we have this connection I guess it's not so different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is seize me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me There's no time for when or how 'cause you Just got to have me now Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... So we got married Woo With Henry, it isn't easy His temper's short, and his mates are sleazy Except for this one courtier He's a really nice guy, just so sincere The royal life isn't what I planned But Thomas is there to lend a helping hand So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay And we hang out loads when the King's away This guy finally Is what I want, the friend I need Just mates, no chemistry I get him and he gets me And there's nothing more to it He just cares so much, he's devoted He says we have a connection I thought this time was different Why did I think he'd be different? But it's never, ever different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, when will enough be enough? See All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Squeeze me, don't care if you don't please me Bite my lip and pull my hair As you tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair Playtime's over Playtime's over Playtime's over The only thing The only thing The only thing you wanna do is...

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way There's no way You must agree that, baby, in all the time I been by your side I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you lied Have my golden rule Gotta keep my cool, yeah, baby (you know she's gotta keep it cool) And even though you've had your fun Running around with some pretty young thing And even though you've had one son With someone who don't own a wedding ring No matter what I heard, I didn't say a word No, baby (you know she never said a word) I've put up with your sh- like every single day (whoa, whoa) But now it's time to shh, and listen when I say You must think that I'm crazy You wanna replace me, baby there's N-n-n-n-n-n-no way If you think for a moment I'd grant you annulment, just hold up, there's N-n-n-n-n-n-no way No way No way There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way No way No way There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way There's no way So you read a bible verse that I'm cursed 'Cause I was your brother's wife You say it's a pity 'cause quoting Leviticus "I'll end up kidiless all my life" Well, daddy weren't you there, when I gave birth to Mary? (Oh, hi baby) (Daughters are so easy to forget) You're just so full of sh-, must think that I'm naive (whoa, whoa) I won't back down won't shh, and no, I'll never leave You must think that I'm crazy You wanna replace me, baby, there's N-n-n-n-n-n-no way If you thought it'd be funny, to send me to a nunnery, honey, there's No way No way No way There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way No way No way (no way) There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way There's no way Hey Let's go Here we go You got me down on my knees Please tell me what you think I've done wrong Been humble, been loyal, I've tried to swallow my pride all along If you can just explain a single thing I've done to cause you pain, I'll go No? You've got nothing to say? I'm not going away There's no way You must think that I'm crazy You wanna replace me? Baby, there's N-n-n-n-n-n-no way You made me a wife, so I'll be queen 'til the end of my life N-n-n-n-n-n-no way No way (no way) No way N-n-n-nup-na-nup-na-nup-na No way No way There's N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way There's no way