Yesterday I came home early and found her laying on my bed She was down on her knees boy just giving you hell You turned to me and saw that hurt look in my eyes What you saw there was no big surprise Well as you got off I heard you say What the Lord giveth The Lord taketh away Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue After kicking you out I turned on the evening news The anchorman was talking about disaster without no clues The film was rolling on the background screen behind his head My mom and dad's plane was grounded the hard way instead As the plane crashed down I heard him say What the Lord giveth The Lord taketh away Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Everybody is always trying to tell me that hard times are just the Lord's will Well I believe No I know That I can overcome any obstacle And choose my own destiny Nobody is going to tell me what to do with my life Not my parents Not my teachers Not you And not your fucking god And do you know why It's because I don't have to do anything but stay white and die That's right You heard me Ha Well the preacher walked up I heard him say What the Lord giveth The Lord taketh away Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue Turn my eyes a deeper shade of blue

There's a lot of colours I don't know where to go I see a lot of colours Only feeling blue There's a lot of colours Lost within a haze Don't rely on others To get you through the maze The dreams are not the same for me Standing by the shore While you're on the open sea Can not take this anymore There are a lot of voices Drowning in the sea There's too many voices Talking back at me There are a lot of choices Waiting to be made Too many choices Making me afraid The dreams are not the same for me Standing by the shore While you're on the open sea Can not take this anymore The dreams are not the same for me Standing by the shore While you're on the open sea Can not take this anymore A certain shade of blue Will always remind me of you Trying to figure out How I'm supposed to get through The dreams are not the same for me Standing by the shore While you're on the open sea Can not take this anymore The dreams are not the same for me Standing by the shore While you're on the open sea Can not take this anymore Can not take this anymore Can not take this anymore

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Happiness is like the shade In the desert Sadness is a shade of blue Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh And the future is a street lamp in a town not built yet And the past is you I know you understand the darkness like me And it's a heavy weight for only two feet But you don't help yourself get better And I can't change this ever-changing weather Happiness is like the branch Of an olive tree Sadness is an avalanche Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh You know that winter never seemed to end (You know that winter never seemed to end) Tell me why nothing I did was good enough Baby, why you living like this? So sad, so sad I know you understand the darkness like me And it's a heavy weight for only two feet But you don't help yourself get better And I can't change this ever-changing weather I know you understand the darkness like me And it's a heavy weight for only two feet But you don't help yourself get better And I can't change this ever-changing weather I know you understand the darkness like me (Tell me why nothing I did was good enough) And it's a heavy weight for only two Feet (Baby, why you living like this?) But you don't help yourself get better (so sad) And I can't change this ever-changing weather (so sad) I know you understand the darkness like me (Tell me why nothing I did was good enough) And it's a heavy weight for only two Feet (Baby, why you living like this?) But you don't help yourself get better (so sad) And I can't change this ever-changing weather (so sad) (Tell me why nothing I did was good enough) Tell me why nothing I did was good enough Baby, why you living like this? So sad (Tell me why nothing I did was good enough)

Buster, the last time a man threatened us He was twice your size and packing heat Yet here I stand I got a magic phrase that shuts up jerks like you! Doll-face, I don't care wh— Listen up! When a bully like you gets bossy And starts a-screechin' like an alley cat Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Is the phrase to make that cat go scat! And when a bloviator pays opinions And doesn't pay a lady what she's owed Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Is the code to make him hit the road! Webster's dictionary teaches language so clean But Mr. Webster doesn't have the words that we mean The music hath the charms to soothe the savage breast Even when Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly is what we'd express! So when an argument is at its Z, man And you wanna curse and say "you dirty rat" Then Mr. Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Is the classy way to make them scat! Okay, here's your two-hundred You dames are crazy, I'm outta here! When a knuckle-head gets too handsy And tries to wrestle me to the floor I tell him Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam As I kick him right through the door! And when a caveman like him says "Dollface" "It's time to settle down and be my wife" Then, ladies, Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Well, tell him not on your sweet life, ooh! Neither was a lad, neither Christian nor Jew It's all he has to know that we can all bonnez-vous And when we band together, girls I'm certain you'll find We're a family that's simplistic And we intertwine! So when some joker starts explaining what you already knew We'll tell him, "Loopy-doopy, silly-ah-mah-hee, hilly-ah-dah-hee-blue!" Or if he's stinking of perfume when he crawls in after dawn We'll tell him, "Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly, doo-it and get gone!" Is there a phrase that you can toss (Ooh-ooh, ya-doo-bee-wah!) To show a bully who is boss? (Ee-bee-dee-be-dah-doo-wah) Say Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam To any slippery snake who's tryna make you less than you am! Yeah, so glad we found each other We'll keep on swinging 'til the metal is gone While singing Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-bam-bam So listen, ladies, we have got to stick together 'Til the battle is won! Zee-Bap, Zee-Booly, a-da-fee-doo-wah!

The world is like this supper club The Lord above, the maître-d' He throws the menu down Lets you peruse, then ask ya' "What will it be?" The choices are many, so risk it, love And have it your own way 'Cause whatever butters your biscuit, love Is fine by me Which is why I say Some like a cool pastoral scene With rolling hills, and woods of green It's heaven-sent, to pitch a tent To bill in cool Some like the warm Hawaiian clim' Where one can really take one's time And hit the sack, an upright shack Just made for two Some like it nippy on the ice 'Cause then the sheets are paradise Keep rubbin' hips, until your lips Are turning blue! Some like it rough, some like it tame Give me a moth who loves the flame Some like it hard and hot It's what I got for you! Now on a sultry summer day Some consummate with consumé Yes, as a rule it keeps things cool As mountain air And though the postman might ring twice Some like a man who brings the ice He cometh with his block To stock my Frigidaire! To warm the cockles of their heart Some like a fresh young apple tart But in a storm, just being warm Will never do But if you were yen for egg-foo young Mine's guaranteed to burn your tongue Some like it hot, and hot is what I got For you! If everybody was the same Well, life would be a bore If Manny goes with Sammy, hell That's what he's yearnin' for! Let different rhythms move your seat For I have often found We all dance to a different beat And that's what makes the world go 'round! Everybody, dance! If you like your seafood salty Come and cast your line in me If not, just keep on dabbing for Some new fish in the sea The world's a great big candy store So let your tootsie roll! Come dance on through our swingin' door and Put some sugar in your bowl! So ladies, Hades is the spot To feel what angels sure are not Some like it hot, and hot is what I got For you! Some like it hot And hot Is what I got for you!

Oh, Daphne It's true, your bible says abstain And that my poor back is racked with pain Still, while I'm able to raise Cain Let's be bad! Even though I'm old as Moses Those commandments he proposes They don't end up in a bed of roses Let's be bad! Your head is spinning But I'm just beginning The night is for sinning When you return from our great affair Your Mr. Gideon will still be there! Chemistry has certain rules That they don't teach in Sunday schools Care to pool our molecules? Let's be bad! When my top is set to blow And my favorite word is no 'Cause it points the way to go Let's be bad! If you say something is taboo Well, that's the thing I wanna do! Do it 'til I'm black and blue Let's be bad! Rehearsals were brutal So I'm wettin' my noodle Resistance is futile 'Cause tonight the heat comes from below And I'd be shakin' my maracas in Mexico! Why stay in with Bible thumpin' Get your sacred heart a-pumpin' I got some beans to get you jumpin' Let's be bad! Neighbor, open up your door You know what we're knockin' for Being good is such a bore Let's be bad! Ladies, I was set for bed Until I saw this shade of red I may be good, but honey, I ain't dead Let's be bad! The courtin' is sordid The passengers boarded Girls just don't drink the water FDR could take some tips from me For a real good neighbor policy! I can't see the use in waiting Your lips are intoxicating Do my hips need some translating? Let's be bad! Let's be bad, let's be bad! Here's the key for my ignition Kick that gas to my transmission When you hear the things I'm wishin' You won't offer a position Let's prohibit prohibition Let's be bad! Some like it hot, and that ain't bad!