Maintenance Man - Stiffy

Uh, what you need girl? I need a hot boy Six foot with six figures and a big toy Heard he moving weight down south to Chicago, Illinois And he need a college girl to account so I employ Cause I'm a 5 star chick doing 5 star tricks Give him gifts all the time, I love his 5 star- Want a man with big, big bucks, money longer than my weave My hair cost a lot, I'ma need a couple g's Not a PlayStation, so do not play with me 'Cause I will black op a nigga who don't gain with me See I'ma rider but nah I ain't a die 'Cause I wouldn't take a bullet for a nigga, that's a lie And that's word to my mother, she the Filipino queen And she hella high maintenance, I'ma get her what she need That's some bling, that's some rings, man that's all on me Clear her closet out and take her on a shopping spree [Outro] That's right Icy

I need to apologize to normal people in my life There are things they don't understand So I have to explain how my body works Uh Yeah Listen Maintenance is an every day work Every single second, it's an inner war Every simple task can be a dilemma My body wanna do it, but my mind says never Maintenance is an every day work Every single second, it's an inner war Every simple task can be a dilemma My body wanna do it, but my mind says never If I ain't answerin', sorry can't handle it Too much human interaction makes me have headaches Give me time to fix myself, let me fix this rivet My brain need some greasin', Will be back in a minute When you hate yourself, socializing's hard It's too stressful, my head's goin' bald This abyss' infinite, every day I'm fallin' They call you weak for seekin' help, so I don't feel like callin' Maintenance is an every day work Every single second, it's an inner war Every simple task can be a dilemma My body wanna do it, but my mind says never Maintenance is an every day work Every single second, it's an inner war Every simple task can be a dilemma My body wanna do it, but my mind says never Look into my eyes, they look so calm But inside is different, there's a storm goin' on I apologize, I don't mean to make it weird I just think explainin' it might make you feel it I don't think I'm shit, so excuse my narcissism That's my treatin' process, I don't really mean it I got no confidence, and that's what I need So I might play my self worth a bit extreme Wanna get out of bed, but I'm out of fuel But somethin' pulls me up, I should make some music That's the only ray of light I see comin' through I see the world different but not in a good way Today I went to rage, sometimes I can't take it Right now I'm indifferent, I'd just love some balance I don't wanna act like I'm special 'cause people hate it I'm not an asshole and I'm tryin' to make you understand it Maintenance is an every day work Every single second, it's an inner war Every simple task can be a dilemma My body wanna do it, but my mind says never

I see her layin' by the poolside every day She ain't got a lot on She ain't got a lot to say She wouldn't look my way But buddy, what do you expect I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex And she'll go out dancin' 'bout seven-fifteen Climb into the back of a long limosine I know where she's goin' She's goin' downtown I'm goin' downtown too, and take a look around She's my baby doll She's my beauty queen She's my movie star Best I ever seen I ain't hooked it up yet But I'm tyin' hard as I can It's just a high maintenance woman Don't want no maintenance man I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call After water pipe exploded in the living room wall If your washer and dryer need a repair You know the hadyman's waitin' And he'll be right there Twenty-four hours Seven days a week If it's gettin' clogged up ot maby startin' to leak Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try You know I got all the tools And I can satisfy She's my baby doll She's my beauty queen She's my movie star Best I ever seen I ain't asked her out yet 'Cause I don't know if I can You see a high maitenance woman Don't want no maintenance man She's my baby doll She's my beauty queen She's my movie star Best I ever seen I ain't hooked it up yet But I'm tryin' hard as I can It's just a high maintenance woman Don't want no maintenance mad Ain't no maintenance woman Gonna fall for a maintenance man

They give me maintenance drugs Said I'll be okay They give me maintenance drugs They said I'd be okay So I'm taking my time Living from day to day You gotta live No one knows how much time No one knows how much time No one knows how much time they've got left Ñ'est-ce pas? An hour before it's dark They give me maintenance drugs Said I'll be okay They test me once a year They test me once a year You have to care You have to care You have to care You have to care No one knows how much time No one knows how much time No one knows They said I'll be okay They said I'll be okay An hour before it's dark They said I'll be okay An hour before it's dark An domhan Whether you like it or not When it's gone, it's gonna take you with it This one Whether you like it or not When it's gone, it's gonna take you with it An domhan Whether you like it or not When it's gone, it's gonna take you with it This one Whether you like it or not When it's gone, it's gonna take you with it It's gonna take you with it It's gonna take you with it It's gonna take you with it It's gonna take you with it

All I want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook A seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands Aboard the boat, the Sweet Louisa And dropped him in the meadowlands Where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants So he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) He traveled across the sea in the belly of a Japanese businessman On a pleasure ship to France And he don't know why she loves him And he don't know why the sun sets but Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Bang pow pow pow ah And her father hated him with the passion of a dying Chinaman He said, "Get him out of here or I'm going to bite off his face" No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy "Get the fuck out of my house" No daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy "This is my house, my house" Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman) Fee fi fo fum (I smell the blood of an Englishman)