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Jesus Was a Stoner - Cypress Hill

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@Peyton
1241
20 Sec

Jesus Was a Stoner - song lyrics

Jesus was a stoner, uh-huh
Born in Southern California, uh-huh
Babylon on the corner, uh-huh
Why they try the stoner, uh-huh

I'm called the weed messiah
Rock your lighter
You transfixed with the spliff and your lips higher
Like smoke rises
Your sex is hightened
Inhale, embrace Mary, but don't be frightened
I bring the God flower
Uplift the people
Holy sacrament communion, take and let me feed you
No superstitions and crucifixions or false prophets
Crosses burning in my hand, call it burned object
Smoke gathers like holy masses
Take a hit, pass it to the left, it's in the passage

You know my disciples
This is a new revival
Judas rosen to the soil two in which to cycle
Smoking Mother Earth
Blessing is the herb
Mother Mary save us
Thankful for what you gave us
Roll it in my papers
Share it with my neighbours
High as scyscrapers
A cult of cultivators
We got the multitude
Our sisters and our brothers
How I break my bread
Like it's the last supper
I'm the blood of stoners
I'm the higher after
Believe me, elevate
Hear the signs of laughter
I'll be the greenest rapture

Stoned Jesus with the cleanest shatter
Some of demons has a dream depatcher
Get the screen capture
If you perceive this as a needless chatter
You need to hit a Stoned Jesus chapter
I'll be the greenest rapture
Stoned Jesus with the cleanest shatter
Some of demons has a dream inspector
Get the screen capture
If you perceive this as a needless chatter
You need to hit a Stoned Jesus chapter

Heavenly father, please forgive us again
Heavenly father, please forgive us again

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I stumbled on a preacher Sunday mornin' All decked out and made up for TV Askin' for some money from God's people Talkin' all that high theology Well I might be just an old blue collar There's things about the Lord that I don't know But I bet he never had a million dollars Or wore a lot of stylish fancy clothes 'Cause Jesus was a country boy Walkin' down a dirt road, with everything that he owned He never met a stanger Born in a barn underneath the stars His momma laid him in a manger Swimmin' in the river Fishin' for his dinner Livin' with the sinners like me Makes me think that Jesus was a country boy My daddy never cared much for religion And my momma worried a lot about his soul She'd hit her knees and pray for him on Sunday While daddy hit his favorite fishin' hole You see daddy was a rebel and a rambler But I always knew he loved my momma so I never doubted he'd make it to heaven 'Cause it ain't who you are It's who you know And daddy knew That Jesus was a country boy Walkin' down a dirt road, with everything that he owned He never met a stanger Born in a barn underneath the stars His momma laid him in a manger Swimmin' in the river Fishin' for his dinner Livin' with the sinners like me Makes me think, that Jesus was a country boy Oh yes and I believe That Jesus was a country boy
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If I was Jesus I'd have some real long hair A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear I'd be the guy at the party Turning water into wine Me and my disciples We'd have a real good time Oooh and I'd lay my life down for you Yeah, and I'd show you who's the boss I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus I'd have some friends that were poor I'd run around with the wrong crowd Man I'd never be bored Then I'd heal me a blind man Get myself crucified By politicians and preachers Who got something to hide Oooh and I'd lay my life down for you Yeah, I'd show you who's the boss I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus Break If I was Jesus I'd come back from the dead And I'd walk on some water Just to mess with your head I know your dark little secrets I'd look you right in the face And tell you I love you With amazing grace Oooh and I'd lay my life down for you Yeah, I'd show you who's the boss I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus If I was Jesus
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