If I was Jesus I'd have some real long hair A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear I'd be the guy at the party Turning water into wine Me and my disciples We'd have a real good time Oooh and I'd lay my life down for you Yeah, and I'd show you who's the boss I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus I'd have some friends that were poor I'd run around with the wrong crowd Man I'd never be bored Then I'd heal me a blind man Get myself crucified By politicians and preachers Who got something to hide Oooh and I'd lay my life down for you Yeah, I'd show you who's the boss I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus Break If I was Jesus I'd come back from the dead And I'd walk on some water Just to mess with your head I know your dark little secrets I'd look you right in the face And tell you I love you With amazing grace Oooh and I'd lay my life down for you Yeah, I'd show you who's the boss I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus If I was Jesus

I was just standing Alone in this room Surrounded by memories We stopped making too soon Oh I was just standing I was just standing Alone in this room Alone in this room And I was just thinking All to myself How I still want you And nobody else Oh I was just thinking I was just thinking All to myself Oh, all to myself In this darkness I move slowly Always struggling to be free But I still hear your voice Everywhere I see the choice That's made such a fool of me, yeah I was just wondering There was a way To bring you back to me Maybe things I could say Oh, I was just wondering I was just wondering If there was a way...

Do you still love me? Just say so If i know that you could break my heart a hundred time I'd rather be alone You didn't mean to hurt me But did you know? I still think about you and me And what we were And where our dreams could go If our love was a castle My heart was the throne Now we breaking apart and I'm stuck on my own Own Ohh Own Ohh Own Ohh Now I'm stuck on my own Own Ohh Own Ohh Own Ohh Now I'm stuck on my own If our love was a castle My heart was the throne Now we breaking apart and I'm stuck on my own Own Ohh Own Ohh Own Ohh Now I'm stuck on my own Own Ohh Own Ohh Own Ohh

Jesus was a stoner, uh-huh Born in Southern California, uh-huh Babylon on the corner, uh-huh Why they try the stoner, uh-huh I'm called the weed messiah Rock your lighter You transfixed with the spliff and your lips higher Like smoke rises Your sex is hightened Inhale, embrace Mary, but don't be frightened I bring the God flower Uplift the people Holy sacrament communion, take and let me feed you No superstitions and crucifixions or false prophets Crosses burning in my hand, call it burned object Smoke gathers like holy masses Take a hit, pass it to the left, it's in the passage You know my disciples This is a new revival Judas rosen to the soil two in which to cycle Smoking Mother Earth Blessing is the herb Mother Mary save us Thankful for what you gave us Roll it in my papers Share it with my neighbours High as scyscrapers A cult of cultivators We got the multitude Our sisters and our brothers How I break my bread Like it's the last supper I'm the blood of stoners I'm the higher after Believe me, elevate Hear the signs of laughter I'll be the greenest rapture Stoned Jesus with the cleanest shatter Some of demons has a dream depatcher Get the screen capture If you perceive this as a needless chatter You need to hit a Stoned Jesus chapter I'll be the greenest rapture Stoned Jesus with the cleanest shatter Some of demons has a dream inspector Get the screen capture If you perceive this as a needless chatter You need to hit a Stoned Jesus chapter Heavenly father, please forgive us again Heavenly father, please forgive us again

If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) Pass it in the backseat just for thrills (I gotcha) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) I been out West in LA, and shit All my exes want attention, I ain't payin' it I ain't spent a thing off my latest check Funny thing we ain't even in a relationship Hallucinogenic Don't know how long I been trippin' But I'm sippin' and I'm kickin' it with you It's been a lot of fun Puffin', puffin', passin' We made love, we made it happen We got passion We did things you probably hadn't even thought of yet Rollin' through the hills on drugs Smoked out in the back of a big black truck Poppin' pills in love Spending days in a haze, and it feels so good If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) Pass it in the backseat just for thrills (I gotcha) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) I been out West in LA, and shit Smoking things, chasing dreams On some player shit Thinking I might buy a chain with my latest flip You just gotta run your feet I'm running through the check Player hating on me 'cause she told me she was single But you see just how I'm rocking and you couldn't really blame him We was puffin', puffin', passin' We was fuckin', we was laughin' We had passion We was doing things that you couldn't even imagine, yeah Rollin' through the hills on drugs Smoked out in the back of a big black truck Poppin' pills in love Spending days in a haze and it feels so good If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) Pass it in the backseat just for thrills (I gotcha) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) You can hit me, you can hit me Yeah, you know where I'm at (Where I'm at, where I'm at, I gotcha) And I wanna, and I wanna make sure you won't forget (Won't forget, won't forget, I gotcha) 'Til the morning, 'til the morning Every time that we hang (That we hang, that we hang, I gotcha) Pass it over, pass it over Do it over again, do it over again, do it over again If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) Pass it in the backseat just for thrills, yeah (I gotcha) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) Up, down, up, down (Can we do it again?) If you wanna pop one in the hills (I gotcha) I gotcha

The spirits are living in the house possessed They never existed in physical form They only exist in spirit form It's true evil Demons Demons Demons Uh