I never came to the beach or stood by the ocean I never sat by the shore under the sun with my feet in the sand But you brought me here And I'm happy that you did 'Cause now I'm as free as birds catching the wind I always thought I would sink So I never swam I never went boating Don't get how they are floating And sometimes I get so scared of what I can't understand But here I am Next to you The sky's more blue in Malibu Next to you in Malibu Next to you We watched the sun go down as we're walking I'd spend the rest of my life just standing here talking You would explain the current As I just smile Hoping that you'll stay the same and nothing would change And it'll be us Just for a while Do they even exist? That's when I make the wish To swim away with the fish Is it supposed to be this hot all summer long? I never would have believed you If three years ago you told me I'd be here singing this song But here I am Next to you The sky's so blue in Malibu Next to you in Malibu Next to you Next to you The sky is so blue in Malibu Next to you We are just like the waves that flow back and forth Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning And you're there to save me And I want to thank you with all of my heart It's a brand new start A dream come true in Malibu

(I believe in the Zodiac Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic Uh, this is something a little bit more Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother Uh, she was a Cancer and She was actually killed by a giant crab This is a song about the idea of irony So strap in!) My dog's stomach was very upset So I put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet I killed a cat Hey, I said isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from overseas To rescue him from child labor factories And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop Isn't that ironic? Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? A water park has burned to the ground, and a A tow truck has broken down I always used to cry when I laughed And then I was raped by a clown Isn't that ironic? I was watching Al Gore on CNN He was talking and talking and talking and then Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself Isn't that ironic? I dated an animal rights activist And one day, she got really pissed Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread ("PETA"? Fuck it) Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk You've probably never taken a Risk in your life And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation And I can't grow a beard That one's not ironic, that one's just sad Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant My grandfather had Alzheimer's And one day we were

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought it, it figures Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice" And isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought it, it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face A traffic jam when you're already late A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought it, it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out

Find me here And speak to me I want to feel you I need to hear you You are the light That's leading me To the place Where I find peace Again You are the strength That keeps me walking You are the hope That keeps me trusting You are the light Into my soul You are my purpose You're everything And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah You calm the storms And you give me rest You hold me in your hands You won't let me fall You still my heart And you take my breath away Would you take me in? Just take me deeper now And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? Cause you're all I want You're all I need You're everything Everything You're all I want You're all I need Everything Everything And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better than this? And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you? Would you tell me how could it be any better Any better than this? La da da da da La da da da Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Look at the stars Look how they shine for you And everything you do Yeah, they were all yellow I came along I wrote a song for you And all the things you do And it was called "Yellow" So then I took my turn Oh, what a thing to have done And it was all yellow Your skin Oh, yeah, your skin and bones Turn into something beautiful You know You know I love you so You know I love you so I swam across I jumped across for you Oh, what a thing to do 'Cause you were all yellow I drew a line I drew a line for you Oh, what a thing to do And it was all yellow Your skin Oh, yeah your skin and bones Turn into something beautiful You know For you, I'd bleed myself dry For you, I'd bleed myself dry It's true, look how they shine for you Look how they shine for you Look how they shine for... Look how they shine for you Look how they shine for you Look how they shine... Look at the stars Look how they shine for you And all the things that you do

Hold on to me as we go As we roll down this unfamiliar road And although this wave is stringing us along Just know you're not alone 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home Settle down, it'll all be clear Don't pay no mind to the demons that fill you with fear The trouble it might drag you down If you get lost, you can always be found Just know you're not alone 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home Settle down, it'll all be clear Don't pay no mind to the demons that fill you with fear The trouble it might drag you down If you get lost, you can always be found Just know you're not alone 'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home Just know you're not alone I'm gonna make this place your home

Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these sunken eyes and learn to see All your life You were only waiting for this moment to be free And blackbird fly, blackbird fly Into the light of the dark black night Blackbird fly, blackbird fly Into the light of the dark black night Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly 'Cause all your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Hello, I've waited here for you everlong Tonight, I throw myself into And out of the red, out of her head she sang Come down and waste away with me down with me Slow how, you wanted it to be I'm over my head, out of her head she sang And I wonder when I sing along with you If everything could ever feel this real forever If anything could ever be this good again The only thing I'll ever ask of you You gotta promise not to stop when I say when She sang Breathe out, so I can breathe you in Hold you in, and now, I know you've always been there Out of your head, out of my head I sang And I wonder when I sing along with you If everything could ever feel this real forever If anything could ever be this good again The only thing I'll ever ask of you You gotta promise not to stop when I say when She sang And I wonder If everything could ever feel this real forever If anything could ever be this good again The only thing I'll ever ask of you You gotta promise not to stop when I say when