Ironic (Extended Mix) - Phina

(I believe in the Zodiac Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic Uh, this is something a little bit more Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother Uh, she was a Cancer and She was actually killed by a giant crab This is a song about the idea of irony So strap in!) My dog's stomach was very upset So I put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet I killed a cat Hey, I said isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from overseas To rescue him from child labor factories And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop Isn't that ironic? Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? A water park has burned to the ground, and a A tow truck has broken down I always used to cry when I laughed And then I was raped by a clown Isn't that ironic? I was watching Al Gore on CNN He was talking and talking and talking and then Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself Isn't that ironic? I dated an animal rights activist And one day, she got really pissed Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread ("PETA"? Fuck it) Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk You've probably never taken a Risk in your life And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation And I can't grow a beard That one's not ironic, that one's just sad Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant My grandfather had Alzheimer's And one day we were

Once upon a time, there lived a girl She knew what she wanted from the world In the brown eyes they could see A fire that burned like summer heat Nothing but trouble so they thought They just watched her from afar If they looked close that flame was a tear But they hadn't seen a girl so fierce Once upon a time, there lived a boy Who would only play with real life toys? One hand here and one hand there No attachments this man wears A smile so sweet it's hard to see That there's no fruit growing in his tree Once a fool he learned long ago It's better to burn than feel the cold You better run, you better run, you better run You better run, you better run, you better run You better run, you better run You don't know what you're in for You don't know, you don't know What you're in you're in for You better run, you better run Cause you don't know what you're in for You better run, you better run You don't know what you're in for You don't know, you don't know What you're in you're in for You better run, you better run Cause you don't know what you're in for You better run, you better run, you better run

Walking all around this town Head in the clouds Believing I was alright Little did i know that when I met you Everything would be alright I was lost and found then you came around And everything felt better And you called my name I knew right away this would be forever I didn't know what was going on Until you walked in my life and i was alright You're all I was waiting for And I never wanna let you go I didn't know what was going on Until you walked in my life and i was alright You're all I was waiting for And I never wanna let you go And I never wanna let you go And I never wanna let you go And I never wanna let you go Walking all around this town Head in the clouds Believing I was alright Little did i know that when I met you Everything would be alright I didn't know what was going on Until you walked in my life and i was alright You're all I was waiting for And I never wanna let you go I didn't know what was going on Until you walked in my life and i was alright You're all I was waiting for And I never wanna let you go And I never wanna let you go And I never wanna let you go And I never wanna let you go

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought it, it figures Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice" And isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought it, it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face A traffic jam when you're already late A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought it, it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out