I Wish I Was Dead (Spanish) - Jackie Hoffman, Alysha Umphress, Stephen De Rosa & Tony Yazbeck

On paper, we go together I know that we look the part But almost never hangs on forever I know I'm breaking your heart So go on, say what you want to I'm not gonna stop you You can blame it all on me, hmm I'm not the hero in the story I'm not the girl that gets the glory 'Cause you're looking for true love And I'm not the one But I wish, but I wish I was Hmm, I wish, oh I wish I was, hmm Wish I could feel about you The way you feel about me But you can't make a heart say something That it don't believe So go on, hate me if you have to I hate myself too 'Cause as much as I want to be I'm not the hero in the story I'm not the girl that gets the glory 'Cause you're looking for true love And I'm not the one But I wish, but I wish I was Hmm, I wish, oh I wish I was Go on, hate me if you have to I still care about you Hmm, as much as I want to be I'm not the hero in the story I'm not the girl that gets the glory 'Cause you're looking for true love And I'm not the one But I wish, but I wish I was Oh, 'cause you're looking for true love And I'm not the one But I wish, but I wish I was Hmm, I wish, oh, I wish I was Ooh-ooh, hmm Oh-oh

I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What i couldn't do was Sing! I had trouble with a Note! It goes all around my Throat! It's a terrifying Thing! See I couldn't really hear which note Was lower or was Higher! Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a Hey when I began to Shriek! It's a cross between a Squeak! And a quiver or a Moun! It's a little like a Crock! On a record player Broke! What it doesn't have is Tone! Oh I know your thinking what a crazy Ding-a-ling! But I really couldn't Sing! I could never really Sing! What I couldn't do was Sing! Three blind mice Three blind mice (Oo) It isn't intentional! She's doing her best Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle bells jingle bells (Oo) It really blows my mind She gets depressed But! what I lack in pitch I sure make up in Power! And all my friends say that I'm perfect for the shower Still! I'm terrific at a Dance! Guys are coming in thier Pants! I'm a birdie on the Wing! But when I begin to Charp! They say who's the little Twerp! Going pong instead of Ping! And when Christmas comes and all my friends go Caroling! It is so dishearten- Ing! It is so disquiet- Ing! It is so discourag- Ing! Darling please stop answer Ring! See I couldn't really Sing! I could never really Sing! What I couldn't do was Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do (Do-ti-la-so-fa-mi-re-do) La, la, la, la Sing sing sing sing sing sing Sing singsing sing sing sing sing Sing!!!