I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What i couldn't do was
Sing!
I had trouble with a
Note!
It goes all around my
Throat!
It's a terrifying
Thing!
See I couldn't really hear which note
Was lower or was
Higher!
Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a
Hey when I began to
Shriek!
It's a cross between a
Squeak!
And a quiver or a
Moun!
It's a little like a
Crock!
On a record player
Broke!
What it doesn't have is
Tone!
Oh I know your thinking what a crazy
Ding-a-ling!
But I really couldn't
Sing!
I could never really
Sing!
What I couldn't do was
Sing!
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
(Oo) It isn't intentional!
She's doing her best
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle bells jingle bells
(Oo) It really blows my mind
She gets depressed
But! what I lack in pitch I sure make up in
Power!
And all my friends say that I'm perfect for the shower
Still! I'm terrific at a
Dance!
Guys are coming in thier
Pants!
I'm a birdie on the
Wing!
But when I begin to
Charp!
They say who's the little
Twerp!
Going pong instead of
Ping!
And when Christmas comes and all my friends go
Caroling!
It is so dishearten-
Ing!
It is so disquiet-
Ing!
It is so discourag-
Ing!
Darling please stop answer
Ring!
See I couldn't really
Sing!
I could never really
Sing!
What I couldn't do was
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do
(Do-ti-la-so-fa-mi-re-do)
La, la, la, la
Sing sing sing sing sing sing
Sing singsing sing sing sing sing
Sing!!!