I knew this day will come There u laying there, you be came beautiful more than ever Your eyes were, you eyes were rock right out and the memories start to flow I always knew this day will come but i wasn't prepared I looked into your eyes and all i see is pain, Girl i knew your love then but its just a matter of time, but i didn't wanna mess with your peace of mind, but i can't go on without you, Yes i knew your love then but its just a matter of time And i didn't wanna mess with your peace of mind, but i can't go on without you When you turned your back i was failing more than ever, your bags already packed and you are ready to hit the road, Remember all people we say we will prove wrong, they say that we were young and our love will never be strong!!! Girl i knew your love then but its just a matter of time, but i didn't wanna mess with your peace of mind, but i can't go on without you, Yes i knew your love then but its just a matter of time And i didn't wanna mess with your peace of mind, but i can't go on without you. So you got to be on your way Got to go you can never stay I will try not to cry Will live German die See a brighter day There u laying there, you be came beautiful more than ever I always knew this day will come but i wasn't prepared I looked into your eyes and all i see is pain, Girl i knew your love then but its just a matter of time, but i didn't wanna mess with your peace of mind, but i can't go on without you, Yes i knew your love then but its just a matter of time And i didn't wanna mess with your peace of mind, but i can't go on without you

Welcome to the house To the house of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein Hans Holbein goes around the world Painting all of the beautiful girls From Spain, to France And Germany The King chooses one, but which one will it be? You bring the corsets, we'll bring the cinches No one wants a waist over nine inches So what? The makeup contains lead poison At least your complexion will bring all the boys in Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein, ja! Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein We must make sure the princesses look great When their comes for a Holbein portrait We know what all the best inventions are To hold everything up Ja, it's wunderbar For blonder hairs, and you just add a magical ingredient From your bladder Try these heels, so high it's naughty But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at 40 Ignore the fear and you'll be fine! We'll turn this vier into a nine So just ja and don't say nein 'Cause now you're in the house It's a Haus of Holbein Ooh ja! Das ist gut, ooh ja! Ja! The Haus of Holbein

You've got a good heart But I know it changes A restless tide, untamable You came my way, and I knew a storm could come too You'd lift me high, or let me fall But I took your hand, promised I'd withstand Any blaze you blew my way 'Cause something inside, it solidified And I knew I'd always stay You can build me up, you can tear me down You can try but I'm unbreakable You can do your best, but I'll stand the test You'll find that I'm unshakeable When the fire's burnt When the wind has blown When the water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone You say we're perfect A perfect family You hold us close, for the world to see And when I say you're the only one I've ever loved I mean those words truthfully But I know Without my son your love could disappear I know it isn't fair, but I don't care 'Cause my love, will still be here You can build me up, you can tear me down You can try but I'm unbreakable You can do your best, but I'll stand the test You'll find that I'm unshakeable When the fire's burnt The wind has blown The water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone Soon I'll have to go I'll never see him grow But I hope my son will know He'll never be alone 'Cause like a river runs dry And leaves it's scars behind I'll be by your side 'Cause my love Is set in stone Yeahhh (You can build me up, you can tear me down) (You can try but I'm) Unbreakable (You can do your best, but I'll stand the test) (You'll find that I'm unshakeable) The fire's burnt The wind has blown The water's dried, you'll still find stone My heart of stone Can't break me Can't break me Stone Can't break me Can't break me Stone Can't break me You'll still find stone My heart of stone

All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby I think we can all agree I'm a ten amongst these threes All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby And ever since I was a child, I'd make the boys go wild All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Take my first music teacher, Henry Mannox I was young it's true but even then I knew The only thing you wanna to do is... Broad, dark, sexy Mannox Taught me all about dynamics He was 23 And I was 13 going on 30 We'd spend hours strumming the lute Striking the chords and blowing the flute He plucked my strings all the way to G Went from major to minor, C to D Tell me what you need What you want, you don't need to plead 'Cause I feel the chemistry Like I get you and you get me And maybe this is it He just cares so much, it feels legit We have a connection I think this guy is different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me Run your fingers through my hair Tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... But then there was another guy Francis Dereham Serious, stern and slow Gets what he wants, and he won't take no Passion in all that he touches The sexy secretary to the Dowager Duchess Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfil He even let me use his favourite quill Spilled ink all over the parchment, my wrist was so tired Still I came back the next day as he required You say I'm what you need All you want, you don't need to plead 'Cause I feel the chemistry Like I get you and you get me And I know this is it He just cares so much, this one's legit We have a real connection I'm sure this time is different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me You can't wait a second more to get My corset on the floor Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... Yeah, that didn't work out So I decided to have a break from boys And you'll never guess who I met Tall, large, Henry the Eighth Supreme head of the Church of England Globally revered Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard Made me a lady in waiting Hurled me and my family up in the world Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do You say I'm what you need All you want, we both agree This is the place for me I'm finally where I'm meant to be Then he starts saying all this stuff He cares so much, he calls me love He says we have this connection I guess it's not so different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is seize me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me There's no time for when or how 'cause you Just got to have me now Playtime's over The only thing you wanna do is... So we got married Woo With Henry, it isn't easy His temper's short, and his mates are sleazy Except for this one courtier He's a really nice guy, just so sincere The royal life isn't what I planned But Thomas is there to lend a helping hand So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay And we hang out loads when the King's away This guy finally Is what I want, the friend I need Just mates, no chemistry I get him and he gets me And there's nothing more to it He just cares so much, he's devoted He says we have a connection I thought this time was different Why did I think he'd be different? But it's never, ever different 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, when will enough be enough? See All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Squeeze me, don't care if you don't please me Bite my lip and pull my hair As you tell me, I'm the fairest of the fair Playtime's over Playtime's over Playtime's over The only thing The only thing The only thing you wanna do is...

Sittin' here all alone On a throne In a palace that I happen to own Bring me some pheasant Keep it on the bone Fill my goblet up to the brim Sippin' on mead and I spill it on my dress With the gold lace trim Not very prim and proper Can't make me stop I wanna go hunting, any takers? I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres Paid for with my own riches Where my hounds at? Release the bitches (Woof) Everyday Head back for a round of croquet, yeah 'Cause I'm a playa And tomorrow, I'll hit replay You, you said that I tricked ya 'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don't agree So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can't stop me 'cause I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal Get down Get down Get down you dirty rascal Get down Get down 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle When I get bored I go to court Pull up outside in my carriage Don't got no marriage So I have a little flirt with the footman As he takes my fur As you were Making my way to the dance floor Some boys making advance I ignore them 'Cause my jam comes on the lute Looking cute Das ist gut All eyes on me No criticism I look more rad than Lutheranism Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation Okay ladies, let's get in reformation You, you said that I tricked ya 'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don't agree So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can't stop me 'cause I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal Get down Get down (You dirty rascal) Get down Get down 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle Now I ain't sayin' I'm a gold digger But check my prenup, and go figure Got gold chains Symbolic of my faith to the higher power In the fast lane My horses can trot up to 12 miles an hour Let me explain I'm a wiener schnitzel, not an English flower No one tells me I need a rich man Doin' my thing in my palace in Richmond You, you said that I tricked ya (Tricked ya) 'Cause I (I), I didn't look like my profile picture (No no) Too, too bad I don't agree (Too bad I don't agree) So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) for everyone to see And you can't stop, you can't stop me 'cause I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!) Get down (Get down with me) Get down you dirty rascal Get down (It's Anna of Cleves) (Aha-ha-ha, get) Get down (Ow!) 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

You must agree that, baby In all the time, I've been by your side I've never lost control no matter How many times I knew you lied Had my golden rule, gotta keep my cool, yeah, baby (You know she's gotta keep it cool) And even though you've had your fun Running around with some pretty young thing And even though you've had one son With someone who don't own a wedding ring No matter what I've heard, I didn't say a word, no, baby (You know she never said a word) I've put up with your sh- Like every single day (oh-woah) But now it's time to shh and listen when I say You must think that I'm crazy, you wanna replace me Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way If you think for a moment, I'd grant you annulment Just hold up, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way No way No way There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way No way No way There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way There's no way So you read a bible verse that I'm cursed 'Cause I was your brother's wife? You say it's a pity 'cause quoting Leviticus I'll end up kiddie-less all my life! Well, daddy, weren't you there when I gave birth to Mary? Don't remember? (daughters are so easy to forget) You're just so full of sh- Must think that I'm naive (woah-woah) I won't back down, won't shh, and no, I'll never leave You must think that I'm crazy, you wanna replace me Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way If you thought it'd be funny to send me to a nunnery Honey, there's no way No way (no way, right?) No way (that's right, boo) There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way No way (no way) No-no way! (No way) Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way There's no way Dance it out, girls, hey! Give it up for Maria on the drums, y'all, yeah! You've got me down on my knees Please tell me what you think I've done wrong Been humble, been loyal I've tried to swallow my pride all along If you can just explain a single thing I've done to cause you pain I'll go No? You've got nothing to say I'm not going away There's no way! You must think that I'm crazy, you wanna replace me Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way You made me your wife So I'll be queen 'til the end of my life! Oh yeah, yeah! (N-n-n-n-n-n-no way) There's no way, baby! (No way) There's no way, baby! (No way) I said N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-No way! Yeah! (No way) Ooh, baby! (No way!) There's n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way There's no way!

Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived And tonight New York we are Live Listen up, let me tell you a story A story that you think you've heard before We know you know our names, and our fame, and our faces Know all about the glories and the disgraces I'm done, 'cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme So I picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives New York make some noise All you ever hear and read about Is our ex and the way it ended But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush You're gonna find out how he got unfriended Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court Every Tudor rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live In consort Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Dancing through the beat 'til the break of day Once we're done, we'll start again like its the renaissance Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives Remember us from PBS (Devorced) My name's Catherine of Aragon Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon of royalty My loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again (Beheaded) I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next See, I broke England from the Church Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well, my sleeves may be green But my lipstick's red (Died) Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved (rude) When my son was newly born, I died But I'm not what I seem Or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more (Divorced) Ich bin Anna of Cleves (ja!) When he saw my portrait, he was like (ja!) But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little- Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head (beheaded) For my promiscuity outside of wed Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons K-Howard is here and the fun's begun (Survived) Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him 'til the end of his life I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives, common, common, common Get your hands up, get this party buzzing You want a queen bee? Well, there's half a dozen Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Ah-ah, wives But now we're ex-wives One, two, three, four, five Six!