Get your motor running Head out on the highway Looking for adventure And whatever comes our way Yeah darling, gonna make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of your guns at once And explode into space I like smoke and lightning Heavy metal thunder Racing with the wind And the feeling that I'm under Yeah darling, gonna make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of your guns at once And explode into space Like a true nature's child We were born Born to be wild We can climb so high I never wanna die Born to be wild Born to be wild, yeah Get your motor running Head out on the highway Looking for adventure And whatever comes our way Yeah darling, gonna make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of your guns at once And explode into space Like a true nature's child We were born Born to be wild We can climb so high And I never wanna die Born to be wild Born to be wild, ow

We want Will! x12 Ladies and gentlemen All the way from Stratford-upon-Avon The king of s The sultan of sonnets The man who put the "I am" in Iambic Pentameter Please put your hands together For the one, the only William Shakespeare! Thank you! Is it good to see me or what? Here's one for all your beautiful tuners out there A little sonnet that's been very good to me Let's see if you know it Shall I compare thee To a summer's day Yeah! Thou art more lovely and more temperate And the rough winds shake the darling buds of May, yeah And summer's lease Hath all too short a date I adore the adoration Though others may abhor it It's quite a new sensation What shall we call it? Will Power I am the will of the people now He is the will of the people now Will Power I am the will of the people now He is the will Can you feel it? (Yeah, woo) I can feel it too In fact, I'd like to feel you a little bit later Do you want more? (Yeah) When do you want it? Tomorrow? (No) Later (No) Let me hear you say now! (Now!) Let me hear you say now is! (Now is!) Let me hear you say now is the! (Now is the!) Oh do it with me Now is the winter of our discontent Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York Made glorious summer by this sun of York Let me hear you say Glorious (Glorious) Do you mean me? (Glorious) Well I can't be (Glorious) Now let me see g-l-o-r-i-o-u-s Who fits that bill? It's Will! Yes There's a feeling going round Does anybody call it? We're shaking it with Shakespeare! Methinks you got it Will Power I am the will of the people now He is the will of the people now Will Power I am the will of the people now He is the will Huzzah! (Huzzah!) Oh that is music to my ears And if music be the food of love, play on That's a new one, don't even know where to put it yet Speaking of love, here's one for all you lovers out there Soft, what light through yonder window breaks? Thank you It is the east and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, ah, the moon. Who is already sick and pale So sick and so pale with grief That thou her maid art far more fair than she Than she (Ahhh) Thank you, I like that one too Will Power Will Power I am the Will with the skill to thrill you with my quill I am the hardworking bard you got, yeah I am the Will (He is the Will) I am the Will (He is the Will) I am the man you wanna see up on the bill (Bill, bill) I am the star b-a bard The chosen one that heaven smiled upon (Thank you God) If you wanna see perfection on any given day, You know what they say When there's a will, there's a way (Will Power) When there's a will, there's a way (Will Power) Will Power (Will Power!) Good night Good night Parting is such sweet sorrow

What the hell are musicals? (It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops) (And the plot is conveyed through song) Through song? (Yes) W-wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then Out of nowhere, he just starts singing? (Yes) Well that is the— Stupidest thing that I have ever heard You're doing a play, got something to say So you sing it? It's absurd! Who on earth is going to sit there While an actor breaks into song What possible thought could the audience think Other than, "This is horribly wrong!" Remarkably... They won't think that (Seriously? Why not?) Because—it's a... Musical A musical And nothing's as amazing as a musical With song and dance, and sweet romance And happy endings happening by happenstance Bright lights, stage fights, and a dazzling chorus You wanna be great? Then you gotta create a musical! I don't know; I find it hard to believe People would actually pay to see something like this Let's just say it's a Saturday night and you wanna go out on the town Got a lady to flatter who might give it up if you don't let her down You could go see a tragedy, but that wouldn't be very fun Or a play from Greek mythology See a mother have sex with her son Eugh! You could see a drama—with all of that trauma and pain Or go see something more relaxing and less taxing on the brain Go see a... Musical A musical A puppy piece, releasing all your blues-icals Where crooners croon a catchy tune And limber-legged ladies thrill you 'til you swoon Ooh's, ahh's, big applause And a standing ovation The future is bright if you could just write a musical Some make you happy Some make you sad Some are quite big Some quite small Some are too long Some are just plays with song Some musicals have no talking at all (No talking at all?) That's right—there's no talking All of the dialogue is sung In a very dramatic fashion (Um, really?) Yes, really (There's no talk-) There's no talking And they often stay on one note for a very long time So that when they change to a different note You notice And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect But mostly you just sit there asking yourself "Why aren't they talking?" (Sounds miserable) I believe it's pronounced "Misérables" (And people actually like this?) No, they love it; and what's not to love! It's such a delight—there's nothing quite like a musical Oh, another vision! I haven't even told you the best part yet! Feel that fascinating rhythm moving to your feet Whoa, whoa... woo-hoo! (Uh, what is that?) Feel your ass gyrating to that titillating beat (Whoa, are you okay?) You slap your lap, then finger snap That's when you know it's time to tap Oh! (What the hell are you doing now?) It's called a dance break Apparently this happens in musicals as well People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance (Why? Does it advance the plot?) No (Advance character?) Not necessarily (Then why do it?) Because—it's entertaining! Five, six, seven, eight! Another vision! It's a musical! Whatayatalk, whatayatalk? It's a musical! A Seussical? No, a musical—with girls on stage (A musical) We've got snappy repartee And the women are risqué And the chorus boys are kinda gay (A musical) A true, blue, new— Musical! Stand back, it's a musical! Some musicals are very serious A big, glittering musical—a musical It's a mu-si-cal for us! A big and shiny, mighty fine-y Glitter, glitz, and chorus line-y Bob your head and shake your hiney—musical It's a musical (It's a musical) It is a musical! (It's a musical!) Yes! I get it now! We'll do a musical (No kidding!) A musical What could be more amazing than a musical! With song and dance, and sweet romance And with a musical we might have half a chance Ooh's, ahh's, big applause—with everyone cheering for us And for some unexplainable reason The crowd goes wild every time When dancers kick in unison In one big wonderful line And then you got yourself a musical A musical A la-la-la, la-la-la-la Palooz-ical With flashy style and a big fake smile A snazzy band, some jazzy hands—I swear that I'll Cross my heart, hope to die If it isn't a doozy Take it from me They'll be flocking to see Your star-lit, won't quit Big hit musical! A big hit musical!

Well, the situation's this I do not wish to offend I divorced my wife I left my child And I ran off with a friend But I want a tight-knit family I want a group that harmonizes I want my wife and kid and friend To Pretend Time will mend Our pain So it's nineteen seventy-nine So we don't go by the book We all eat as one Wife, friend, and son And I sing out as I cook I love my tight-knit family I love the way they cook linguine Isn't it great? We're all so swell Such a dear clientele I swear we're gonna come through it I fear we'll probably fight But nothing's impossible Live by your wit Kid, wife, and lover will have to admit I was right I cushioned the fall I want it all I want it all I want it Sit down, my dear I hear you have a problem I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet Take a load off your feet Thank you Happy or sad? Well, I - That's a question with no answer Let's not discuss the weather, let's face the facts Marvin's wife must relax Love isn't sex That's a thing my husband once told me Marvin, my ex- You've seen him for years- Told me over the phone to tell you my fears Do you only treat queers? No Breathe deep, my dear You'll find me understanding Your pain is a priori Unfold your untold story Now to break bread Loosen your glands Put your head in my hands I'm everything he wanted It's time I put it all together The date was set My father let me marry I married. I... Then Marvin came from work Sat me down on the bed He told me how he loved me How needed and/or valued me I have What? Syphilis He said Good I have Yes? Syphilis It's true Good I had something rotten Which appears though now it's well forgotten Maybe, darling, so do you Maybe, darling, so do you I am probably diseased You're a lovely girl And so easily appeased What a lovely girl, though she's possibly diseased He took pains to not excite us He explains I've Hepatitis Too Hepa hepa hepatitis hepatitis hepatitis Love is blind Love can tell a million stories Love's unkind Spiteful in a million ways Then I stayed home from work Took good care of my men They faked despair, they wet their bed They combed their hair, they acted dead One said Yes? Daddy is a prick What? He said Yes? Daddy isn't mine Good He filled my coats With candies and notes With "Will you be my valentine?" Will you be my valentine? This gets harder to believe You're a damaged girl I've a scalpel up my sleeve What a damaged girl Do not ever slit your wrists I've missed him; he's still missing Don't make noise, but daddy's kissing Boys Petty, petty, petty, petty Love is blind Love can tell a million stories Love's unkind Spiteful in a million ways Love is blind Love can tell a million stories Love's unkind Spiteful in a million ways Love is crazy Love is often boring Love stinks Love is pretty often debris When you find What you find. Then Never, never, never, never, never Do it over again Love Love Love Love Love reads like a bad biography All the names are changed To protect the innocent Love Love Love is blind My name is Mendel I treat her husband I think she's very insecure But so am I I've never married Work, work is my passion Or perhaps that's an alibi Yeah, perhaps it is Yeah, I don't care to discuss it I think she's charming I think she's needy In just five sessions on my couch She'll be like new His name is Mendel Ah-ah Return next Friday I admit I admire you