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Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home
Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone
So I set her up on Facebook and gave the address
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma

Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed
'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back, and they laughed
And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad

Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes
I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma

I check my Facebook daily
I get a friend request from this old ass lady
I know'd your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie
She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly

I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
(Grandma's got a Facebook, Grandma's got a Facebook)
I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma

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Randy Brooks Kris Publishing/Elmo Publishing admin by Integrated CopyrightGroup Inc. (SESAC) Well a couple of good friends of mine Elmo and Patsy Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy Song. I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about... ... ... ... Well... yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course the Family and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..." Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record. And it goes a little something like this: R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack, She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Mell. It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back! R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig. I've warned all my friends and neighbors. "Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves." R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve . You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa we belive.

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