Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating claws marks in her back Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football And drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel It's not Christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open her gifts or send them back (Send them back) Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors "Better watch out for yourselves!" They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays the bells Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe (Sing it grandpa!) Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Merry Christmas!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog And we'd begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there, watching football Drinkin' beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back! Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (ah!) And a blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors "Better watch out for yourselves!" They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve And you can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Sing it, Grandpa Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Merry Christmas

Randy Brooks Kris Publishing/Elmo Publishing admin by Integrated CopyrightGroup Inc. (SESAC) Well a couple of good friends of mine Elmo and Patsy Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy Song. I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about... ... ... ... Well... yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course the Family and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..." Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record. And it goes a little something like this: R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack, She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Mell. It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back! R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig. I've warned all my friends and neighbors. "Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves." R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve . You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa we belive.

Hey, has anybody seen grandma? Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we'd begged her not to go But she'd left her medication So she stumbled out the door into the snow When they found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back Now were all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Belle It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (SEND THEM BACK!) Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And a blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves As for me and Grandpa we believe As for me and Grandpa we believe Has anybody seen Grandma? Anyone. Anyone!

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