Baby girl, you left me Oh no, we broke up And it's been a while since we last spoke But I need another chance, can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em) My balls are so awesome, don't get me started They're so damn big How big are they? They're so big, it's really obnoxious It's like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers They're so big I can't hold 'em back Even Cartman's like "Man, those are fat" They're so big they'll run over your feet That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep And how can I be subtle When my balls chased Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps tellin' me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy In fact, when you see 'em on the street They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel I'm guessin' soon you'll be hopin' I'm back 'Cause my balls are so big, they got an opening act (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em) My balls are so epic and I ain't boastin' But they have an effect on the tides and the ocean And when the sun's right, they might cause A total solar eclipse of my balls And these things are where it's happening And when I whip 'em out, you'll take me back again Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? Now excuse me, I'm on the chorus And I, I got what you need And you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen these balls I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You really need to see these balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls No, you ain't seen these balls

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone So I set her up on Facebook and gave the address To my friends and I asked them all to send a request And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed 'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch! And all my stupid friends wrote her back, and they laughed And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too 'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma I check my Facebook daily I get a friend request from this old ass lady I know'd your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass! I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass! Butterscotch my balls Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath (Grandma's got a Facebook, Grandma's got a Facebook) I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandma, Grandma

Escapade, come along with me On an inter-dimensional odyssey You know I don't play nice, so take my advice, girl I'll set you free You'll bring the molly, we'll trip out silly, really The best things always happen next and The bests are the first and the firsts are the worsts It goes We're gonna swim And touch the tide We're gonna swim And touch the tide Once you feel alive, you'll start to fall So take my hand and maybe we'll get lost Once you feel alive, you'll start to fall So take my hand and maybe we'll get lost Escapade, come along with me On an inter-dimensional odyssey You know I don't play nice, but take my advice, girl I'll set you free You'll bring the molly, we'll trip out silly, really The best things always happen next and The bests are the first and the firsts are the worsts It goes We're gonna swim And touch the tide We're gonna swim And touch the tide We're gonna swim And touch the tide We're gonna swim And fly We're gonna swim And touch the tide We're gonna swim And touch the tide We're gonna swim And touch the tide We're gonna swim And fly