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Eight Easy Steps - Alanis Morissette

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@Melisa
602
30 Sec

Eight Easy Steps - song lyrics

Let's get it while it's hot

How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solveable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you

How to keep people at arm's length and never get too close
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
How to be all pious when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best

I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my ass off
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
How to numb a-la-holic to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best

I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best

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I got a version of you in my head I don't want to ruin it, I don't want to ruin it I got a version of you in my bed I don't want to ruin this, there ain't no undoing this Sleeping, why would we go dreaming? Why would we go anywhere? Let's fight the daylight, I can't get my head right Why would we go anywhere? Oh, I'm not gonna shut my eyes 'Cause sleeping means I'm missing everything And that's eight hours without you No, I'm not gonna sleep tonight 'Cause why'd I wanna dream of anything? And that's eight hours without you And I don't need eight more hours without you No, I don't need eight more hours without you Tossing and turning, now we're through the sheets Hit me like a sugar rush, so no dreams can come for us Tumbling into way more little deaths Keeping it corporeal, hold me tight to keep this real Sleeping, why would we go dreaming? Why would we go anywhere? Oh, let's fight the daylight, I can't get my head right Why would we go anywhere? Oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm not gonna shut my eyes 'Cause sleeping means I'm missing everything And that's eight hours without you No, I'm not gonna sleep tonight 'Cause why'd I wanna dream of anything? That's eight hours without you And I don't need eight more hours without you No, I don't need eight more hours without you These nights, never wanna let go These nights, why do I wanna leave? Who knows what dreams may come, knows what dreams may come? These nights, never wanna let go These nights, why do I wanna leave? Who knows what dreams may come, know-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh These nights, never wanna let go These nights, why do I wanna leave? (These nights) Who knows what dreams may come, knows what dreams may come? (Na-na-na-na-na) These nights, never wanna let go These nights, why do I wanna leave? Who knows what dreams may come, knows what dreams may come? (I don't need no) These nights, never wanna let go (eight more hours without you) These nights, why do I wanna leave? Who knows what dreams may come, knows what dreams may come? (I don't need no) These nights, never wanna let go (eight more hours without you) These nights, why do I wanna leave? Who knows what dreams may come (I don't need no)
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