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This is the moment when the gods expect me To beg for help, but I won't even try I want nothing in this world but myself to protect me But I won't lie down, roll over and die All I have to do is to forget how much I love him All I have to do is put my loving to one side Tell myself that love's an ever-changing situation Passion would have cooled, and all the magic would have died It's easy It's easy Until I think about him as he was when I last saw him And how he would have been, will like to be with him today Tender in his manner and myself consolation All I ever wanted and I'm throwing it away It's easy It's easy as life All I have to do is to pretend I never knew him On those very rare occasions when he steals into my heart Better to have lost him when the ties were barely binding Better the contempt of the familiar can not start It's easy It's easy And though I think about him 'til the earth draws in around me And so I choose to leave him for another kind of love Oh, this is no denial, no betrayal but redemption Redeemed in my own eyes, and in the pantheon above It's easy It's easy It's easy as life

Stay as sweet as you are Don't let a thing Ever change you Stay as sweet as you are Don't let a soul Rearrange you Don't ever lose All the charm you possess Your loveliness, darling The way you say yes Stay as sweet as you are Discreet as you are You're divine, dear Stay as grand as you are And as you are Tell me that you're mine, dear Young and gay or old and gray Near to me or afar Night and day I pray That you'll always stay As sweet as you are Young and gay or old and gray Near to me or afar Night and day I pray That you'll always stay As sweet as you are

There are different kinds of bodies Look at me, look at you Different in the way we look And what we can do Sing it, everybody! Whether you got fins, wings, toes, tentacles, whiskers, or hands (Uh!) If you got a body you can move that body and dance You can dance with your shoulders You can dance with your feet Or you can shake your little shell And wave your eyes to the beat Show me what you got, Sagoville! All over the town, looking around We see about a million ways to get down So, whether you got fins, wings, toes, tentacles, whiskers, or hands Yeah If you got a body you can move that body and dance Move that body and dance

Okay, so anyway I'm kinda new at this Am I supposed to ask you what your favorite color is? Maybe we share some things Your squeak is kinda cute But then you're still a toy and I'm a cat who talks to fruit How 'bout we read a book? This one's about a tree They made a movie of it Hey, you wanna watch with me? I'll get the popcorn out I hope that there's enough What's that you say, its all for me? That's very thoughtful of you Ooh pineapple, what did you do I'm starting to be friends with you too Ooh pineapple, what did you do You wanna go zooming again? Okay! We'll hold a yoga pose Jump on my trampoline And then a staring contest if you like that kind of thing Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is working out I never knew I'd find so many things to like about you Ooh pineapple, what did you do I'm starting to be friends with you too Ooh pineapple, what did you do Ooh pineapple, what did you do Ooh pineapple, what did you do