--------English Translation-------------------------- I present a whole bottle of Pure and mellow wine, I pour a cup full for Your Royal Highness, Strong and fragrant wine. Let our song never end, Let our fortunes never decline, A cup for ever in our hands, A song for ever in our throats. Close families cannot be without Warm and mellow wine, Fill all the cups and make a toast, Strong and fragrant wine. --------------------------------------------------------------

Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall Drunk men swear and that's not all Quite often they will urinate outdoors Like widowed women, drunk men weep Like children curled up, drunk men sleep Like a dog, a drunk will crawl around on all fours Be he broke bum or rich rake His dinner be it bread or cake His beverage be the worse of whiskey, finest wine Puke it stinks and so it seems That drunkards go to great extremes But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line Drunks talk strong when drunks are weak It's easy for a drunk to speak Straight from the heart Yeah, drunks will fight they're not afraid To kiss the mistress and make the maid It's a manly art Oh but big toll will take Blood vessels in nose will break Bags beneath the eyes, another sign Drunks get ugly, so it seems That drunkards go to great extremes But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line Drunks are friendly when they're drunk and Drunks are hostile when they're drunk Which drunk it is, it all depends upon When drunks aren't drunk, they thirst for drink And the elephants are grey, not pink And the drink evaporates the man is gone, gone, gone, gone Back to the yachts and the subway cars To the hip-flasks and fruit jars Flat on the face and flat on the behind Oh, drunks get drunk and so it seems That drunkards go to great extremes But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line Straight line Straight line

Gragas: (Have A Drink!) HEY! Gather Close And Listen Here A Tale Of Mead For Every Ear A Storm Is Brewing On The Rift No Need To Make An Arcane Shift Happy Hours On The Rise I'm Rather Drunk That's No Surprise Raise A Flask Inside The Air With Several Pints Of Beer Demacia's A Royal Pain Noxus Loves To Just Complain The Void Is Leaking Creature Piles What The Hells The Shadow Isles In Here You All Can Get Along The Alcohol Will Right You Wrong You Know The Words So Sing Along To Gragas' Drinking Song Grab A Mug And Have A Chug Till You Pass Out Then Wake Back Up Then Take A Cask And Down It Fast And Chug Another Glass HEY! (Hey! Haha, Look At Jax With His Glass Half Empty, Imagine If He Had A Real Drink) Jax: (Here's To You, Kid) Gragas: (Oh Ahh, I Think I May Have Had A Bit Too Much... Wait... Wait...) Now Leagues A Place We All Can Fight The Taverns Just For Our Delight A Home To Waste Away The Time A Haven Free From All Your Crimes And While It's Good To Have You 'Round You'd Better Keep Your Weapons Down Or Get Tossed Out Upon Your Ass With A Big Explosive Cask Grab A Mug And Have A Chug Till You Pass Out And Wake Back Up Then Take A Cask And Down It Fast And Chug Another Glass

There's a light at the end where I know Where culprits on carpets make sense of it all And the sky is all indigo And the young ones just want to go home And the edge of the world makes it seem That everyone gone is still singing the same song And I can believe in these things That everyone's singing along The good the bad and the gone There's a light at the end of a dock Sending green little postcards to a city I love so much And the water makes sense of her laugh And wrinkles the backs of my hands There's a light at the end where I smoke And my name puffs in colors with people I know The song that was stuck in her head Becomes all the words you forget Yet everyone is singing along The good and the bad and the gone

Hey ho, let's gnome! I waited up for you, you can see it in my eyes I'll let the neighbours know, that you're one of the good guys When it comes to yard art, I'll take care of the hard part When you look at this lawn you know we've got it going on I'm the keeper of the garden Liven up your yard, and I've been chilling with the plants I've been waving to the ants I'm a keeper of the garden, I'll liven up your yard Chilling with the plants, I've been waving to the ants I don't mind being alone but, when you coming home kind of gnome I saw you with that pizza, none of it's for me, but One of these days I would like to have some Sometimes when I see you, walking to your car I know I ask a lot but I would really like to come I overheard you saying to the kids That you'd repaint my hat Did you forget about that?

I found myself lost in a dark forest Shit faced drunk with rustling in the bushes With glowing eyes behind, that's when i was attacked Changed my life and knocked me on my ass Once a month I howl at the moon Covered in hair, teeth like knives Running on all fours, I'll take you out by surprise Once a month I howl at the moon Chained me up with silver and pray I stay There's no taming this beast inside of me Lock me up and throw away the key There's no chaining this blood lust inside of me

She hides her face, she's acting coy She whispers low, she could be a boy I think she likes me, but it's hard to know She can't pursue me, because she walks too slow She's my mummy. She's all wrapped up I don't want, to unravel you I'd follow your voice, to your dusty tomb I'd steal your heart, but it's all jarred up You look like hell, but I don't give a fuck

Maybe it's just a myth, something i've got to deal with But I tell you i don't mind, it's alright I see him after bed, no he ain't in my head He's not scary, he's a friend And he says, yeah he says, yeah he says to me I'm going north where the sun don't shine, yeah there's darkness all the time I'm going north where the sun don't shine, yeah there's darkness all the time I'm gonna find that peace of mind, gonna leave this shit behind I'm going north where the sun don't shine, yeah there's darkness all the time He's at a disadvantage, due to his constant antics living in the dark The kids are scared of him, he just wants to be their friend and maybe go for a walk In the park, after dark And he says to me My friend the boogeyman, just wants to be your friend So won't you meet up with him, after dark

Have you heard of the wendigo? Steals your mind, body and soul Lives up in the Northern cold We're cookin' with cannibals, don't take a bite Cookin' with cannibals, better bring a knife Cookin' with cannibals, put up a fight Cookin' with cannibals, you're dinner tonight Have you heard of Hannibal? He's got nothing on the wendigo Eats your brains and bodies in the cold

Hey girl, let's go for a cruise, up to lover's lane We'll smooch all night, if i play my cards right, i'll make it home tonight Hand man is on the loose Tonight Lock your doors, close the windows, tune your radio in right Don't venture out far tonight, cause he's coming for you Hand man is coming to get you Tonight What was that sound Scratching at the door Don't worry girl I'll venture out and save your world Hand man just fucken got you Tonight The hook hand man just fucken got you Haven't you ever seen a fucken horror movie? The hook hand man just fucken got you You dumb shit