Drink, drink, drink I want a fucken beer, so I can Drink, drink, drink I want a fucken beer, so I can I wanna, drink some beer Something that I hold so dear But I can't even feel my legs I shouldn't have drunken those four kegs I wanna, fucking know Did last night did I get boned I see some pussies, getting stoned To all my drunk brothers, please drive home

--------English Translation-------------------------- I present a whole bottle of Pure and mellow wine, I pour a cup full for Your Royal Highness, Strong and fragrant wine. Let our song never end, Let our fortunes never decline, A cup for ever in our hands, A song for ever in our throats. Close families cannot be without Warm and mellow wine, Fill all the cups and make a toast, Strong and fragrant wine. --------------------------------------------------------------

Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall Drunk men swear and that's not all Quite often they will urinate outdoors Like widowed women, drunk men weep Like children curled up, drunk men sleep Like a dog, a drunk will crawl around on all fours Be he broke bum or rich rake His dinner be it bread or cake His beverage be the worse of whiskey, finest wine Puke it stinks and so it seems That drunkards go to great extremes But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line Drunks talk strong when drunks are weak It's easy for a drunk to speak Straight from the heart Yeah, drunks will fight they're not afraid To kiss the mistress and make the maid It's a manly art Oh but big toll will take Blood vessels in nose will break Bags beneath the eyes, another sign Drunks get ugly, so it seems That drunkards go to great extremes But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line Drunks are friendly when they're drunk and Drunks are hostile when they're drunk Which drunk it is, it all depends upon When drunks aren't drunk, they thirst for drink And the elephants are grey, not pink And the drink evaporates the man is gone, gone, gone, gone Back to the yachts and the subway cars To the hip-flasks and fruit jars Flat on the face and flat on the behind Oh, drunks get drunk and so it seems That drunkards go to great extremes But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line Straight line Straight line

There's a light at the end where I know Where culprits on carpets make sense of it all And the sky is all indigo And the young ones just want to go home And the edge of the world makes it seem That everyone gone is still singing the same song And I can believe in these things That everyone's singing along The good the bad and the gone There's a light at the end of a dock Sending green little postcards to a city I love so much And the water makes sense of her laugh And wrinkles the backs of my hands There's a light at the end where I smoke And my name puffs in colors with people I know The song that was stuck in her head Becomes all the words you forget Yet everyone is singing along The good and the bad and the gone

Just an ADC Playing in the Legend's League He took the bottom lane Going anywhere Instalocked Support Minutes in we got destroyed It's clear this bottom lane's not Going anywhere An AP Carry with no Runes Midgame and just finished boots No kills between us but we'll split the blame It goes on, and on, and on, and on. Strangers Queueing Communication's really hard There's noone warding in the bush Toxic people Oh my god, they bought no potions Failing, never in team fights Trying hard to steal my kills Optimizing poorly with your builds Disregarding very sage advice All the time They will win We will lose While our jungler's still at blue Disappointment never ends It goes on, and on, and on, and on. Silver Ranked games Talentless Neanderthals They're morons feeding during fights Vulgar people Losing hold of their emotions Slowly forgoing their minds *GUITAR SOLO* Don't stop the feeding Disregard your team, yeah Senseless people Don't stop the feeding Fail hard Stupid people Don't stop the feeding No logical reason Toxic people

(Darius) Since a child I've hardened my will Been honing my skill I'm a visionary Me and my brother missed the presence of a mother caring The harder I fought That I noticed my country's being buried by this nation's aristocrats And it's emissaries My home is fairly dying and my axe weary The troops are ready to quit So it's time I carry The cowardice act My captain has given That's unforgiven I won't be sentenced to being defeated Long as my heart's beating Long as my warrior's spirit is seething I'm cleaving though demons Decapitating the doubt that you're breeding Not feeding a bit into your reasons I'm seeing the throne through the eyes of a king Noxus citizens can believe in Demacian armies approaching I will seize them The pressure is on Beesech for back-up Or back-up Been backing the passion of madness and grabbing the hilt of my blade Murderous swing The world is ours (Garen) I'm decisive A bright shining light The light of Demacia Has arrived to strike Spinning not stirred I'm undiluted right With good at my side Serve my sword with justice Courageous assassin assailant demonstrating why it's necessary to analyze your surroundings and actions yet When my Juliet's sinister blades are winning trades Practical perseverance prevails over a capulet (Galio) Galio Golem Are gargoyle guardian A G in the air who protects all Demacians Crushing the enemies with paralyzing might One glance and they're taken by a resolute smite Compelled to protect I drive to survive And ensure that my lane leaves combat alive Left hand crush barracks Right hand snatch Baron Two bird with one stone HA Have you met my parents? () Pick a side who's friend and foe Worldwide who you fighting for? Set the score once and for all It's not a game THIS IS WAR (Swain) I step in change the scene forever My very presence clever You're in the middle of the scheme Yours truly signed You lack comprehension I'm distracting your attention Like a reverse intervention That's allowing my to f*ck your mind Million steps ahead You might be breathing but you're dead You want to run away but instead I'll make you bow your head Nation of elites Marching to the beat Demacia's defeat Let's just morph and eat them (Draven) Draven here with the master plan Kill the good guys Then we dance Break a sweat Yeah right My axes take a bath tonight I pity the fool with no fu Manchu Demacians telling me what to do I play around I joke and laugh I'll taunt when I cut you in half One thing about me Killing spree These other clowns aren't in my league In the game of legends Choose a side As I consider fratricide Tell Darius I don't just win I get the gold and I rub it in My global presence is insane Your destiny will say my name Draven (Lux) Noxus trembles when I shine The champ you know will leave them blind With this violent luminescence I protect this land of mine Support or AP Carry Doesn't matter I still make you die A luscious singularity You baddies are in such a bind And if it's Garen That's spinnin' And winnin' And grinnin' You're likely in the middle of a lane About to make a split descision Do I surrender? Or do I try to brave the storm? I am the ender My family was battle born You spy a laser But you can't escape It's gonna hurt I am a loaded Lux So all you clowns can watch me work Four skills One target Meaning you are done You'll see me coming cause I'm brighter than the morning sun I am the one thing that you could not anticipate So quell the whining It's about time that you met your fate Three skills to make you wary Two skills I need to carry One skill hits like a truck I'm giving zero f*cks () Take to arms This is war Take to arms This is war Take to arms This is war Take to arms This is war

Freljord must act unto my design All who witness must bow to the Queen of Rime One hit and I pierce through your Frozen Heart Stopped cold, you were doomed from the very start Hawkshot through the air and you're in my sight Swift volleys, they flow through the frigid night I do hope that your suffering was worth the cost An Arrow ends you in a Flash, downed by Killer Frost My control is precise, thus my aim is true Every fiber of my being seeks to shatter you Look high, it's death flying through the sky Despite my crown I'm an Avenger with a Hawk Eye I am the strength of a nation, I'm the emissary I will unite this land by any means necessary My future's unavoidable, you're trodding in the snow Seems you're Frozen in the past, time to Let It Go King of the north has come to annihilate When an obstacle's in front of me, I decimate With my queen, I shall honour our wedding pledge But there's a nightmare gripping to my soul's edge When I shout, it's apparent that you're getting wrecked Hellbound since I'm harbouring more sin then Jecht Undying Rage running deeper than my blade cuts I go berserk till you're spilling out your bloody guts Slow and steady wins the race You'd best be ready to imitate me in your base Like a ninja in the wild, this is art when I counter cross Statikk Shiv, Turtle Stance, it's a shell shock My jungle presence has them dubbing me as Santa Claws Your disbelief when I appear makes you take a Paws Nobody else can do as GRRRREAT when I tower dive There's not a match that could get rocky with this tiger's eye I'm barely barin my fangs with baron emberrassin barracks forebearin the spirits In fact, the Frelwitch is sure to shatter in my Volibear Trap The bare necessities to beat her till my bare hands crack Bring the heat minus south beach The spirit king causing damage to a high degree The fire bird, street fighter, call me Blaziken The Godyr's here to open Heaven's Gates again Welcome to the tribe where I am the king Asserting my dominance with every fling Together we fight in the cool kid's club Destroying and thrashing the sniveling cubs War is upon us, the picture is grizzly Our chance of survival? I say 50/50 I live without fear, I fight without truce The thunder is surging, I'm letting it loose There's no chance to survive, you should rethink this war Pretty soon I'll make a meal from your dumb boar I'll trample you to dust once you're in my path Time for a shower and it's gonna be a bloodbath I fear nothing there's no limits to where I'll go All you're leading is a pack of dogs, Balto I'll shatter you like glass, "Breaking News" reports A hail of flailing from my weapon to your broken corpse Gragas Esquire, I'm a man of great class Bursting of excitement, I'm a real barrel of laughs Avarosians are here and we can't fail When my casks set to blast, drown you all in ale An unquenchable thirst has me inebriated DWI means I'm Drinking While Infuriated A nasty threat when my whole body oozes violence We'll have a tea party Iced Down in Long Island Braum on the track, the front's where you find me So move back form a line, stand behind me With every smack, the basic attacks, landing stacks of concussive blows Crack, that's a busted nose Backed by a bunch of pros, we're leaving kids in awe And I'm about to trim the nails off the Winter's Claw Heavy on the rift, the opposition never thaw Bro, beasts and Boar Bitch better back, we're breaking jaws We're Avarosian, foes getting Frozen Let It Go, bust this game wide open Let it snow, big bird bring the blizzard When the team's in position, pound the rift, Glacial Fissure I peel for the queen, while Grag makes a Keg Play Johnny Bravo torso, but never skip leg day Heart of the team, my presence unmistakeable It's big Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Unbreakable Brolaf is in the house, I-I mean uh... Leave nothing behind! Ragnarok comes for all in my path Stand up and face this warrior's wrath My axes are fury, I'm mighty like Thor Pentakills on the field, hear my drums of war I'm surging from the battle to the brim with berserker rage You're unable to escape once I've got a Phage My power's unmatched, striking like a bolt of lightning Fear none, slay all, the code of a viking We've come to throw down the Iceborn Gauntlets See me charging at you, no way you can stop it We are the roar of Freljord's true law All run at the sight of the Winter's Claw And while you toil the land that you seek to harrow My brave and devoted soldiers run past your pitiful arrows We are willing to usher freedom at any cost We offer glory you can see beyond the permafrost Liberty is ours to deliver Like hidden arrows, our enemies will quiver Our claws will slash them to ribbons In our order none are forgiven We're the sound that pierces the silence We shall not be marked by defiance We approach, the cowards are running An Avalanche and Winter is Coming You seem to treat our customs like a memory But I know well, my successors shall remember me You're but an obstacle, barring revolution A relic of the past, seeking not a true solution Archaic I may be, but freedom must be earned And we shall overcome oppression, wild justice served No compromise can be had between two fierce blizzards The battle rages on in this war of two sisters No... Three... Enclosed within the earth Hiding beneath the snow My ancient plan unfolds Within the frozen tomb They hear my arctic call So cold and yet we burn My hour is at hand It's time for my return Years gone and we've slept through the silence Gripped tight by the darkness that blinds us They fear me, the Shiva-like Diva They percieve us to be a League of Legends And they call out to deceive us Cold are the hands that grip at your souls With the might of the king who governs the trolls No mercy for the weak, the brittle who are fighting us I'm scattering your shards in the winds of the diamond dust

Look into my eyes try to see what I know A twisted little journey through the path of psycho A vivid premonition manifesting undigesting The petty little trifles taught to adolescents condescending I'm digressing A complicated girl with very simple wishes A global rocket has your people sleeping with the fishes And when your city comes to desolation One small step and I reach global incineration I'm not normal and I don't pretend so My approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo Reality is false and its so cause i say Chaotic demolition well that's just my forte Death is a fun way to pass the time though Several little bullets moving in staccato The terror of my rain will live on in infamy Singing when they die like a dead man's symphony Yo it's the rat with the flat hat I'm hip to you house cats Can't fool me grab the cheese from the mouse trap Feel a light breeze when i move past Ease to your groups back Pause have a laugh Throw the venom cask And shoot for the center of mass Hit the expunge and I blow the stacks You've been removed by the menace rat It's Jerry with a Tommy gun Scream for your mommy son ("MOMMY!!!"-Ziggs?) Saw me in the lobby had your chance Probably should have run Sewer rat with Splinter Cell abilities Shredder of your back line your team screaming turtle please Strike from the shadows like a ninja on a murder spree And if I'm feeling blue What I do is put some shots through the purple team Brain to your pinky Can't see me but your lane's getting stinky And now I see the wards if you pink me The plague's back it's over I'm killing lame soldiers With spray and pray tactics Like the Pope with a super soaker You are soooo poorly designed for this In matters much delectable My brain remains detectable So very very confident A battle is inevitable This data is incredible My findings unforgettable Fluctuating patterns Tell me something's in these parables If matter doesn't matter Then what side am I to choose? This data doesn't tell me Who will win and who will lose... Allright that's enough ugly people step aside They call me hero defender and Piltover's Pride I take it all in stride Giving girls heart attacks Strike you with the hammer And then bring sexy back You wanna try me in the lane? I'll have you seeing stars I'm dishing out the pain Up close and from afar Strong like a bull Versatility stunning Accelerating shock blasts That hit you running and yet... I'm pretty smart I'm a scientist you know And when I calculate the likeliness of success for my foes I get but one result Failure forever Look at Viktor's face it's so cute Said no one ever On patrol Get set Take aim Lock and load Now put your hands up On your knees I'm in control Don't try that shit with me You're gonna get caught I only got 2 words for you Head Shot Boom That's it you're dead You took the headstart But could just as well have stayed and slit your throat instead You wanna know why it's called ace in the hole? I'm the ace and the hole is where you used to have your head Got the heart of the dragon And a mind like a genie When you step into my town You'll be answering to me, so... I'm not gonna blame ya if you're petrified scared stiff I am the law and no one shoots the sheriff It's nearly time The battle's on Oh friends off mine I've seen poison fill the air A war is raging with deadly flare WAR What a trivial thing A night with battle just isn't my fling But a curiosity dwells within Who will lose And who will win? I am the inventor A bold experimentor Join as my acolyte and i will be your mentor Science will destroy you it will build you anew The gifts I offer now eternal power a new point of view Steel will fix all your flaws You will rise above human laws You will mock them made of meat They'll drop to worship at your feet Forget now the shame of defeat Our victory shall be so sweet Replace all your petty emotions Or keep your blood you'll bleed oceans All you little fleshbags Stuck with your old hags Watch as their skin sags They're fodder for my labs Your bodies are so frail We will be your final nail This is the REVOLUTION The glorious EVOLUTION MOVE Mundo up to the plate The doctor's arrived Mundo sealing your fate(MUNDO) Top Mundo's flow? Who thinks they can match it? No bad blood here Mundo buries the hatchet Doom in degrees Wrecking 3v3's Life is affliction Mundo cure your disease Mundo the King end of conversation And this doctor's not strange to strange to regeneration Piltover punies No match for cleaver You see Mundo's face Now you a believer You lay on the ground Broken to pieces Going to HAM? Mundo goes where he pleases I was born with sorcerous power in my veins My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains You'll never strike back I got jukes for days When they find what's left You'll still be ablaze And yeah I rock the Haruhi dance so what? You know it puts the ladies straight into rut Have you seen the look on Lux's face? Go on Be jelly You're such a disgrace I'll kill for my princess No robbers or fakes Flee or I'll trash you 'til you've got the shakes So you think you can take me? Cool your jets Mother Fu(pewpew noise) I'm "EzReal" as it gets One girl wrecking crew! Vi A vicious violent vixen voiding vindication Gauntlets of the law keeping safe Piltover's population Honor Justice And freedom yeah what are those? I'm just here to show your skull a few denting blows They say I'm overpowered Oh she's such a misfit This is Vi radio Check out my smash hits So when the law comes out That's just a Vi day And if you want all of your teeth Say out of Vi's way ("Boom baby"-Vi) You can beg for mercy won't be able to hear you Resist arrest once your rights stay in my rear view It's not some freud related envy Not like I'm just compensating This is simply how the game looks when I'm dominating ("HAHAHAHAH"-Vi) Run all you want But your not gonna get far My punches make explosions like it's fist of the north star A fury like no other Stay back while I solo baron Throwing more 'bows then a trick named Garen