Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life Made a fairly decent living, had a fairly decent wife She killed him Ah, sushi knife Now they're shopping for a fairly decent afterlife The werewolf is coming The fact is most obits are mixed reviews Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose And the winners, the grinners with money-colored eyes Eat all the nuggets, then they order extra fries The werewolf is coming (Extra fries) The werewolf is coming The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming Yes, the werewolf is coming, too I hear her howling, prowling on the hills The werewolf's coming, Bill Ignorance and arrogance, a national debate Put the fight in Vegas, that's a billion dollar gate Revenue, pay per view, should be pretty healthy The usual productions, then it all goes to the wealthy Still, the werewolf's coming Eh, the werewolf's coming I'm not complaining, just the opposite, my friend I know it's raining, but we're coming to the end Of the rainbow, of the lyin' and the spyin' through Oh, you don't know me? Okay, I don't know you, too The werewolf's coming Werewolf's coming up The werewolf's coming, and the werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming, too I hear her howling, prowling on the hills The werewolf's coming, Bill You better stock up on water Canned goods off the shelves And loot some for the old folks Who can't loot for themselves The doorbell's ringing, could be the elves But it's probably the werewolf It's quarter to twelve And when it's midnight, and the wolf bites It's a full moon, she really got the appetite The werewolf's coming (The werewolf, the werewolf) The werewolf's coming (The werewolf) (The werewolf)

Hey ho, let's gnome! I waited up for you, you can see it in my eyes I'll let the neighbours know, that you're one of the good guys When it comes to yard art, I'll take care of the hard part When you look at this lawn you know we've got it going on I'm the keeper of the garden Liven up your yard, and I've been chilling with the plants I've been waving to the ants I'm a keeper of the garden, I'll liven up your yard Chilling with the plants, I've been waving to the ants I don't mind being alone but, when you coming home kind of gnome I saw you with that pizza, none of it's for me, but One of these days I would like to have some Sometimes when I see you, walking to your car I know I ask a lot but I would really like to come I overheard you saying to the kids That you'd repaint my hat Did you forget about that?

Drink, drink, drink I want a fucken beer, so I can Drink, drink, drink I want a fucken beer, so I can I wanna, drink some beer Something that I hold so dear But I can't even feel my legs I shouldn't have drunken those four kegs I wanna, fucking know Did last night did I get boned I see some pussies, getting stoned To all my drunk brothers, please drive home

She hides her face, she's acting coy She whispers low, she could be a boy I think she likes me, but it's hard to know She can't pursue me, because she walks too slow She's my mummy. She's all wrapped up I don't want, to unravel you I'd follow your voice, to your dusty tomb I'd steal your heart, but it's all jarred up You look like hell, but I don't give a fuck

Maybe it's just a myth, something i've got to deal with But I tell you i don't mind, it's alright I see him after bed, no he ain't in my head He's not scary, he's a friend And he says, yeah he says, yeah he says to me I'm going north where the sun don't shine, yeah there's darkness all the time I'm going north where the sun don't shine, yeah there's darkness all the time I'm gonna find that peace of mind, gonna leave this shit behind I'm going north where the sun don't shine, yeah there's darkness all the time He's at a disadvantage, due to his constant antics living in the dark The kids are scared of him, he just wants to be their friend and maybe go for a walk In the park, after dark And he says to me My friend the boogeyman, just wants to be your friend So won't you meet up with him, after dark

Have you heard of the wendigo? Steals your mind, body and soul Lives up in the Northern cold We're cookin' with cannibals, don't take a bite Cookin' with cannibals, better bring a knife Cookin' with cannibals, put up a fight Cookin' with cannibals, you're dinner tonight Have you heard of Hannibal? He's got nothing on the wendigo Eats your brains and bodies in the cold

Hey girl, let's go for a cruise, up to lover's lane We'll smooch all night, if i play my cards right, i'll make it home tonight Hand man is on the loose Tonight Lock your doors, close the windows, tune your radio in right Don't venture out far tonight, cause he's coming for you Hand man is coming to get you Tonight What was that sound Scratching at the door Don't worry girl I'll venture out and save your world Hand man just fucken got you Tonight The hook hand man just fucken got you Haven't you ever seen a fucken horror movie? The hook hand man just fucken got you You dumb shit