The Vampire Club Ringtones

とろりフルムーン寝静まるダウンタウン 夜はこれからだって12時のベル響く ひとりベッドにもぐり込んでチクタク 君の気まぐれに期待している オイデ... シャンデリア月明かり照らされて 夜空見上げて ため息 ねぇ、いつも窓 開けてるよ Vampire, please please me 噛みついて 全部あげるよ 怖くない やさしい唇に牙を隠し そっと 首筋に キス Vampire, please please me 分かってるよ 朝日の前に姿消す 夢なら覚めないで覚まさないで なんて言えたらいいのにな 神さまお願い 夜をください 輝く太陽と引き換えますから 夜更かしが趣味のシンデレラは 眠らない 眠れないよ Vampire, please please me 噛みついて 全部あげるよ そばにいて やさしい唇に牙を隠し そっと 首筋に キス Vampire, please please me 分かってるよ 朝日の前に姿消す やさしいふりの ずるい人 ちゃんとねぇ、ちゃんと見て 月は消え去ってタイムリミット 次はいつ会えるかなあ 夢なら覚めないで覚まさないで なんて言えたらいいのにな

Well it's tryouts week And I'm so excited I'd really like to lead some cheers But the competition Is super tight And things are getting pretty weird Spontaneous human combustion occurred Much to Giles' delight If Cordelia can't see her own face in the mirror What is the point of life? In an attic there's a cauldron full of something green And whoever's doing magic has it in for me Yet everybody knows that Amy's mom is a total You better watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Better watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Now I'm hella hexed And I'm feeling wasted Soon I could be feeling dead Sometimes the only way forward Is getting thrown into the periodic table of the elements I kicked down a mirror Reflecting her own spell Right back in her witch face She will remain Forever and always Trapped in a trophy case And I really can't get that mad at her 'Cause I also wanna be a cheerleader But everybody knows it's rude to perform a body switch You gotta watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch

I know what I should do Forget about you and walk away But I know that what I should do and what I want to Are not the same Aah aah Aah aah I keep breathing in You make the rest of the world go dim History says you're a monster But it don't know you like I know you You're fighting it, you're fighting it so hard I don't mean to want you only But gravity is pulling on me I'm fighting it, I'm fighting it so hard It's so hard You're scared of what you might do That you might find you can't change your face But I see what you're made of And what you gave up to keep me safe Aah aah Aah aah I keep breathing in You make the rest of the world go dim Your old friends say you're a monster But they don't know you like I know you You're fighting it, you're fighting it so hard I don't mean to want you only But gravity is pulling on me I'm fighting it, I'm fighting it so hard It's so hard Aah aah It's so hard Aah aah Aah aah Aah aah

So hey, about that harvest Well, it seems to be quite nigh But first the Master has to finish gouging out this minion's eye Turns out Willow sure can hack Xander likes to tag along Giles takes off his glasses and then he puts them right back on Welcome to the hellmouth (It's harvest time) Wellcome to the hellmouth (I can jump really high) Welcome to the hellmouth (One girl in all the whatever) Jesse's super dead The vampires made him one of them Is it possible that Angel's never even had one friend? Anyway Luke hit the Bronze to feed And things were looking bad So I decapitated someone with a cymbal which was rad Welcome to the hellmouth (It's harvest time) Welcome to the hellmouth (Will Cordelia die?) Welcome to the hellmouth (Thank God she made it) And so did everybody else

In a car crash In a bedfire Do the backlash Do the vampire In the same place With a straight face Twist the knife out Do the hip-shake Dead on the inside Dead on the inside We don't wanna know Dead on the inside We don't want to know a secret We don't think it bears repeating We don't want to know what's really going on In a car chase On a tripwire Do the headcase Do the vampire Dead on the inside Dead on the inside We don't wanna know Dead on the inside We don't want to know a secret We don't think it bears repeating We don' want to know what's really going on

Late night roof patrol I see you but you don't know That girl looks strange to me But you look like you've known her for a century I'll ask and you'll reply Where were you last night You lie to me You lie to me And yet I know you went behind My back I can't believe Never thought you'd do this to me The reasons that you say Don't take away the pain You lied to me You lied to me You lied to me You lied to me Now things get less clear Thought I understood what was happening here But the lies pile up so high Can't dig down to you though I try To trust you with my heart Will it always be so hard Please lie to me Lie to me Please lie to me Lie to me

Well, I heard the words you said But I can't make them make sense I face nightmares every night Now I wanna run instead What will come What will come If our world belongs to them? What will come What will come Just keep fighting Just keep fighting That's what I'm supposed to do If I just keep fighting Just keep fighting Maybe I'll believe it too When you sat there on the bed Looking scared, looking ahead Couldn't shake the things you'd seen And it woke me when you said What will come What will come If our world belongs to them? What will come What will come Just keep fighting Just keep fighting That's what I'm supposed to do If I just keep fighting Just keep fighting I think that I'll believe it too Fire rising in my bones I can't free us from his home From the fear that keeps us bound I am standing, now I know What will come What will come If our world belongs to them What will come What will come Aaaah Just keep fighting Just keep fighting That's what I'm supposed to do If I just keep fighting Just keep fighting I know that I'll believe it too Oooh

I'm brand new in Sunnydale I haven't quite unpacked Oh hey Cordelia, Xander, Willow Ugh who's this creeper in the stacks? With the great big vampire book Probably bound in human skin There's a dead guy in a locker and all they did was cancel gym Welcome to the Hellmouth Forgot my stake Welcome to the hellmouth It will be okay Welcome to the hellmouth Joyce is optimistic Headed to the Bronze And there's a hot guy on my heels Talking some trash about some harvest Is this librarian for real? Gotta follow Willow to the graveyard Trying to keep her from getting bit I can't believe I got sucked back into this shh... Welcome to the hellmouth I'm in a crypt Welcome to the hellmouth Luke is big Welcome to the hellmouth To be continued...

The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack Hey, Buffy I heard there was a big mess in Sunnydale last week Word has it there were zoo creatures and teenagers All mixed up Do you know about it? I was hanging at the zoo on a field trip Which didn't seem particularly age appropriate These kids were being rude and I don't know why Sometimes I wish that it was cool to slay my own kind Oh no Oh no Well I watched them head to the hyena hideout Even though it's quarantined The zookeeper he really kept a style And wouldn't let us in to see The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack Oh, my Hyena hideout, you say? And bullies on the loose Buffy, that sounds horrible What happened next? Razorbacks have got a brand new mascot pig But we'll be lucky if he makes it to ninth period Xander's being mean to Willow and it's not like him And have I mentioned that Cordelia seems to be absent Oh no Oh no Bid a fond farewell to Principal Flutie, victim of a savage beast Then we could transfer the hyena spirit straight into the old teepee And head over heels Hyena finally gets a meal Wow, Buffy Sounds like that zookeeper was a real zoocreeper I guess like they say, it's the circle of life By the way, I simply love that neckerchief

Hey, pretty baby Tell me what's on your mind I can see that you're thinking But I've got nothing but time Pale-skin smile reveals a long white teeth Yes, she's looking for a bite She's looking for blood to drink I've read stories I've seen movies Call me crazy She's a vampire Running after me She's a vampire Here to watch me bleed She's a vampire Living in my brain She's a vampire She only loves in vain Walking down the street Son, yeah you look so good Call it temptation Call it misunderstood Cause you're giving all you got But love spits back in your face You recall what you done But forget how you got to this place I've read stories I've seen movies Call me crazy She's a vampire Running after me She's a vampire Here watch me bleed She's a vampire Living in my brain She's a vampire She only loves in vain I've read stories I've seen movies Call me crazy She's a vampire Running after me She's a vampire Here to watch me bleed She's a vampire Living in my brain She's a vampire She only loves in vain She only loves in vain She only loves in vain She only loves in vain

Seems like I can't go a week Without some ancient prophecy Tripping me up Xander, shut up Thought I might get to have some fun But now there's this annointed one Threatening to rise From the ashes of fire And I know I should stay focused And the world depends on me But who can think about that stuff When a cute boy's reading poetry Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate But I know who I am and I know it's my fate You might be a slayer if you can relate It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date Never kill a boy on the first date Cordelia, you're no threat to me But Angel's looking jealously And oh they don't know The secrets, they grow The gang's all here, we have to go To the most romantic funeral home Where Giles is trapped With guilt I am wrecked And I know he's not my dad But he still looks after me Which is nice since no one's seen my mom since back in episode three Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate But I know who I am and I know it's my fate You might be a slayer if you can relate It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date Never kill a boy on the first date By the way I'll wear whatever I want Xander it's uncool To try and slutshame all your friends Just because they won't go out with you Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate But I know who I am and I know it's my fate You might be a slayer if you can relate It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date Never kill a boy on the first date

When you sleep on this beautiful night Nightmares shall be your Sweetest dreams Is it a full moon That's got me in this strange mood You touched me and I froze Trapped in your dark shadows Ah! You look at me like that It stops me in my tracks I love the voodoo that you do Don't recognize myself When I'm under your spell That's when the beast in me comes through And I... I never felt like this You got a VAMPIRE KISS Impossible to resist And I know that I can't stop falling I... I love it on my lips I want your VAMPIRE KISS Impossible to resist And I know that I can't stop falling I love how it haunts me The way I know that you want me Aja Like an addiction I can't break out of this prison Ah Is this undying thirst A blessing or a curse I love the voodoo that you do You're sinking your teeth in You get under my skin That's when the beast in me comes through And I... I never felt like this You got a VAMPIRE KISS Impossible to resist And I know that I can't stop falling I... I love it on my lips I want your VAMPIRE KISS Impossible to resist And I know that I can't stop falling Come! Take another bite Another bite Come! Take another bite Another bite Come! Take another bite Another bite Come! Take another bite Another bite And I... I never felt like this You got a VAMPIRE KISS Impossible to resist And I know that I can't stop falling I... I love it on my lips I want your VAMPIRE KISS Impossible to resist And I know that I can't stop falling

Give in as they mentally rape you, so what? They lie and deny, imitate you Who cares? Awaken their love, feeding frenzy Blood lust Give in and comply and I hate you, in disgust Psychic vampires suck the life from you Do as they say Do as they do The leeches they writhe as they drain you to the bone They dig with their teeth and their razors, in your flesh Inside of the body collecting Pure greed You live and you die and upon you, they feed Psychic vampires suck the life from you Do as they say Do as they do Psychic vampires constantly in pain, all in your head Crawl in your brain It's in your head and you've bled Your life goes by in a mindless bliss Sucking you dry and you can't resist Never your own are the thoughts in your head Killing you slow, sleep with the dead.

Never see you in the daylight Only in the nighttime Keep me on the the down low Love me in the moonlight Baby that's alright Ya I don't really mind Long you keep comin round I'll be yours for the night Swear this girl a vampire Got her teeth on my neck She wearin black in the bed Leavin my room a mess Watch me play with fire Those perfect lips bright red One bite and now I'm dead Can't get her out of my head Wrap me up in chains (And I like it like that) Don't know her last name (But I like it like that) She might eat my brains And I won't fight back Never see you in the daylight Only in the nighttime Keep me on the the down low Love me in the moonlight Baby that's alright Ya I don't really mind Long you keep comin round I'll be yours for the night Never see you in the daylight Only in the nighttime Keep me on the the down low Love me in the moonlight Baby that's alright Ya I don't really mind Long you keep comin round I'll be yours for the night Wrap me up in chains (And I like it like that) Don't know her last name (But I like it like that) She might eat my brains And I won't fight back Never see you in the daylight Only in the nighttime Keep me on the the down low Love me in the moonlight Baby that's alright Ya I don't really mind Long you keep comin round I'll be yours for the night

I can feel it on the midnight city On my tongue it was across my teeth But I play for young and pretty All tonight's gonna get the best of me This is how it starts, little bit of wine Fire in my heart, gonna make you mine Gimme something real, something more than love Something I can feel, I want to suck your blood Vampire, vampire Darling, I'll take you straight to heaven And I'll show you things you've never seen Oh tonight I want to live forever Baby I can take you there with me This is how it starts, little bit of wine Fire in my heart, gonna make you mine Gimme something real, something more than love Something I can feel, I want to suck your blood Vampire, vampire This is how it starts, little bit of wine Fire in my heart, gonna make you mine Gimme something real, something more than love Something I can feel, I want to suck your blood Vampire, vampire

予期せぬ展開は いつだってさ感動的 目は口ほどにモノを言う 強がってちゃ敵わない 誰だって邪魔できない場所へ 君をさらってわかり合っていたい 眩しすぎる空 焦がすエトセトラ 始まりそうなそんな音が ツクツク響いた からかわないで 少しだけ近くに来てよ Liar Vampire Vampire この機会にぜひ どれだけ君のこと好きか 証明したいんだよ Computer My Love I'm Your Vampire Yeah Vampire Yeah 嘘つきかとかワルモノとか ちょっと考えすぎてる君 なんかもう身動きが取れないねと うなずいた君を見たら 胸がツクツク傷んだ 抵抗はやめて どこまでも連れて行きます Driver Vampire Vampire 怖くて目を背けていた場所に 君と堕ちてみたいんだよ 想像したままにそうしてよ からかわないで 少しだけ近くに来てよ Liar Vampire Vampire この機会にぜひ どれだけ君のこと好きか 証明したいんだよ Computer My Love I'm Your Vampire Yeah Vampire Yeah Vampire Yeah からかわないで 少しだけ近くに来てよ Liar Vampire Vampire 日が登るまで この身が溶けるまで 君を見つめているよ ずっととなりの Vampire

I-I-I-I Things have never been stranger I-I-I-I Things are gonna stay strange I-I-I-I I remember life as a stranger I-I-I-I But things change Another night indoors Another sign of life (I-I-I) Wobbling up through the floor You and Kidada Ooh, I might get low, low, low But now I'm too high to know The sound of you and your sister I couldn't face these days alone You got the right light, candles burning We don't need the moon anymore I used to look for an answer I used to knock on every door But you got the wave on, music playing Don't need to look anymore I-I-I-I Things have never been stranger I-I-I-I Things are gonna stay strange I-I-I-I I remember life as a stranger I-I-I-I But things change You and Kidada Ooh, the lights get low, low, low And I've got nowhere to go I used to freeze on the dance floor I watched the icebergs from the shore But you got the heat on, kettle screaming Don't need to freeze anymore I-I-I-I Things have never been stranger I-I-I-I Things are gonna stay strange I-I-I-I I remember life as a stranger I-I-I-I But things change Who knows the reason that kindness lost its hold? Those better angels confined to minor roles I left the wilding, wilding, wilding days of old Your house is warmer the wilderness is cold Things have never been stranger Things are gonna stay strange I-I-I, I remember life as a stranger I-I-I, but things change Things have never been stranger Things are gonna stay strange I remember life as a stranger I-I-I, but things change Ooh Things have never been stranger (Ooh) Things are gonna stay strange (Ooh) I remember life as a stranger I-I-I

I think I take myself too serious It's not that serious Alone in someone's bedroom She firmly took my hand The isolation ended I began to understand In the ping-pong match of constant desire I was never gonna get ahead 'Cause I was looking in the mirror Now we've got that sympathy What I'm to you You are to me Let's go Judeo-Christianity I'd never heard the words Enemies for centuries Until there was a third In the ping-pong match of constant desire I was never gonna get ahead 'Cause I was looking in the mirror Now we've got that sympathy What I'm to you You are to me Let's go Diego García Surrounded by the waves Lonely in the ocean But in every single way It was full of love In the warmth fed a feeling Now we've got that sympathy What I'm to you You are to me Let's go I didn't have your sympathy But I knew where to start Explaining to you patiently That the one who broke my heart Would have broken yours And thrown the pieces in the river Now we've got that sympathy What I'm to you You are to me Let's go Desperate for an enemy But too afraid to kill Use the pain of someone else And triumph for their will And spill the blood Of the arrogant mosquitoes Now we've got that sympathy What I'm to you You are to me Let's go

Boy, boy 2021, will you think about me? I could wait a year, but I shouldn't wait three (boy) I don't wanna be (boy) Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum 2021, will you think about us? Copper goes green, steel beams go rust (boy) It's a matter of (boy) Boy, boy Boy, boy 2021, will you think 'bout me? I could wait a year, but I couldn't wait three (boy) I don't wanna be (boy) 2021, will you think about us? Copper goes green, steel beams go rust (boy) It's a matter of (boy) Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum

Holiday, O, A Holiday! And the best one of the year Dozing off underneath my sheets While I cover both my ears But if I wait for a holiday Could it stop my fear? To go away on a summer's day Never seemed so clear Holiday, still so far away Our republic on the beach I can't forget just how bad it gets When I'm counting on my teeth But if I wait for a holiday Could it stop my fear? To go away on a summer's day Never seemed so clear A vegetarian since the invasion She'd never seen the word BOMBS She'd never seen the word BOMBS blown up To 96 point Futura She'd never seen an AK In a yellowy Day Glo display A t-shirt so lovely it turned all the history books grey I've got wheels, I've got cutter spray And a healthy sense of worth Half of me is the gasoline But the other half's the surf So if I wait for a holiday could it stop my fear? To go away on a summer's day never seemed so clear

Walcott, don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod Out of Cape Cod tonight? Walcott, Mystic Seaport is that way Don't you know that your life could be lost Out of Cape Cod tonight? Walcott, don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod Out of Cape Cod tonight? Walcott, the bottleneck is a shitshow Hyannisport is a ghetto Out of Cape Cod tonight The lobster's claw is sharp as knives Evil feasts on human lives The Holy Roman Empire roots for you Walcott, all the way to New Jersey All the way to the Garden State Out of Cape Cod tonight Walcott, fuck the women from Wellfleet Fuck the bears out in Provincetown Heed my words and take flight Walcott, don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod Out of Cape Cod tonight? Walcott, don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod Out of Cape Cod tonight? Walcott, don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod Out of Cape Cod tonight? Walcott, don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod Out of Cape Cod tonight?

Hudson died in Hudson Bay The water took its victim's name Now rivers rise toward riverside To change their names again A stranger walked in through the door Said All apartments are pre-war We laughed and asked him for his name He stayed until the end We watched the Germans play the Greeks He mocked the ninety-nine-year lease Our father signed which I declined To try and comprehend Over and over again are these never-ending visions Over and over again like a prize that's changing hands The time has come The clock is such a drag All you who change your stripes Can wrap me in the flag The legendary wooden gate First established real-estate Is lost to time like other crimes That won this pleasant land Over and over again are these never-ending visions Over and over again like a prize that's changing hands The time has come The clock is such a drag All you who change your stripes Can wrap me in the flag Hudson died in Hudson bay But I was born on Sutton Place The rising tide helped me decide To change my name again Some men tend to linger on And some make haste from Babylon And some will roam their ruined home Rejoicing to the end Over and over again are these never-ending visions Over and over again like a prize that's changing hands The time has come The clock is such a drag All you who change your stripes Can wrap me in the flag The lines are drawn The map is such a drag All you who change your stripes Can wrap me in the flag

아주 상쾌하게 번쩍 잠에서 깬 기분 기지개를 켜며 발을 내디뎌 (uh-huh) 나 찾은 걸까 true love 분명히 멋진 날이 될 것 같은 걸 Yeah, 이건 사랑일까 우린 영원히 영원할까 Yeah, 난 느낌이 와 넌 좀 뭔가 다른 듯해 하얗고 예쁜 teeth 점점 더 달콤해진 my blood 새들처럼 뛰는 heartbeat Bite me, bite you, boom, boom 연애 세폰 모조리 (yah) 묻혀있었어 땅속 깊숙이 (깊숙이) Ayy, 하긴 사랑 그따위 피곤했어 너를 만날 때까진 어서 나를 깨물어 봐, Mr. Vampire 하나하나 캐물어봐, Mr. Vampire (yah) Good, we're a match made in heaven 우린 너무 잘 어울려, Mr. Vampire 수줍은 그 face (woo) 용기 내 be brave (uh-huh) 이대로 날 놓치면 미치게 후회한다 Don't you know you have a superpower? (Superpower) 걱정 마 나도 너와 함께하고 싶어 Oh, 내 맘을 읽어봐 Simple하고 어렵지 않거든 Oh, 나의 마음을 맞춰봐 이미 힌트는 뭐 충분한 것 같아 하얗고 예쁜 teeth (oh-woah) 점점 더 달콤해진 my blood 새들처럼 뛰는 heartbeat Bite me, bite you, boom, boom 연애 세폰 모조리 (yah) 묻혀있었어 땅속 깊숙이 (깊숙이) Ayy, 하긴 사랑 그따위 피곤했어 너를 만날 때까진 어서 나를 깨물어 봐, Mr. Vampire 하나하나 캐물어봐, Mr. Vampire (yah) Good, we're a match made in heaven 우린 너무 잘 어울려, Mr. Vampire 같이 춤을 출까 창백한 피부가 햇살에 그을리도록 구릿빛 눈부시도록 느껴봐 이 순간 이 떨림 끌려 참을 수 없어 좀처럼 Yah, yah, 입 맞춰 for the first time 우린 바보처럼 사랑밖에 몰라 (우린 사랑밖에 몰라, ah-ah) 연애 세폰 모조리 (ayy) 묻혀있었어 땅속 깊숙이 (na-na-na-na-na) Ayy, 하긴 사랑 그따위 피곤했어 너를 만날 때까진 (ah-ah-ah) 나를 절대 놓치지 마, Mr. Vampire 사람들에게 물어봐, Mr. Vampirе (yah) Good, we're a match madе in heaven (na-na-na-na-na-na) 내가 제일 어울려 넌 Mr. Vampire (yeah)

You found a sweater on the ocean floor They're gonna find it if you didn't close the door You and the smart ones sit outside of their sight In a house on a street they wouldn't park on at night Dad was a risk-taker, his was a shoemaker Your greatest hits 2006, little list-maker Heard codes in the melody, you heeded the call You were born with ten fingers and you're gonna use them all Interesting colors, I discovered myself If your art life is gritty, you'll be toasting my health If an interest in culture should be lining the walls When your birthright is interest, you could just accrue it all Me and my cousins, and you and your cousins It's a line that is always running Me and my cousins, and you and your cousins I can feel it coming You can turn your back on the bitter world You can turn your back on the bitter world You can turn your back on the bitter world You can turn your back on the bitter world Me and my cousins, and you and your cousins It's a line that's always running Me and my cousins, and you and your cousins I can feel it coming Me and my cousins, and you and your cousins It's a line that's always running Me and my cousins, and you and your cousins I can feel it coming

Baby, I love you But that's not enough And pulling away has been unbearably buff I ran up the mountain Out of your sight The snow on the peak was just unbearably white The city was freezing An elegant flow The wind at the doorway was unbearably cold You walked to the bedroom And sat down to write The page in your notebook was unbearably white There's an avalanche coming Don't cover your eyes It's what you thought that you wanted It's still a surprise It's hard on the body It's hard on the mind To learn what kept us together, darling Is what kept us alive Sooner or later The story gets told To tell it myself would be unbearably bold Presented with darkness We turn to the light Could've been smart, we're just unbearably bright There's an avalanche coming Don't cover your eyes It's what you thought that you wanted It's still a surprise It's hard on the body It's hard on the mind To learn what kept us together, darling Is what kept us alive Call it a day Call it a night Calloused and cold and just unbearably white Call it a day Call it a night Calloused and cold and just unbearably white Call it a day Call it a night Calloused and cold and just unbearably white Baby, I love you (Call it a day) But that's not enough (Call it a night) And pulling away has been unbearably rough (Calloused and cold and just unbearably white) I ran up the mountain (Call it a day) Out of your sight (Call it a night) The snow on the peak was just unbearably white Call it a day Call it a night Careless and cold and just unbearably white Call it a day Call it a night

Desperate bitterness hurts so good. There's an aura that surrounds your every move, As the jealousy fucks me! Sitting here all alone I don't wanna live this way, Free my soul of ridicule let it fly away. Ever gray, everyday hurts so good. There's envy and it stings just like a wound, As the melody fucks me! Sitting here all alone I don't wanna live this way, Free my soul of ridicule let it fly away. This is not the end! O0o0o0o jealousy, o0o0o0o jealousy Jealousy sits next to me It seizes hold of me You've always wanted me, To feel the sting of jealousy And now the blind can see, You torment me, this captive is set free. You've always haunted me, these ghosts agree. It's hard to pull yourself up from the flames, When you're burning bridges to stay the same. Hard to escape the trap in which you've laid. When you're the bait, You'd hate to ever change Jealousy, jealous me, jealousy This is not the end! You've always wanted me To feel the sting of jealousy.

Hey, it's me Comedy Joe My voice is sore so I'll be using my Windows 98 computer Start the music and dim the lights So why did the pigeon land in the road? Smash the drums! Yes funny joke, anyway moving on You ever hear of airline food? Wait no, don't laugh yet So, what's the deal with THIRSTY THIRSTY THIIIRRRSTTYYY Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-ee-oo In 1992, I killed a man in boston I got away with it I went back to my normal life like nothing happened I could be anywhere Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrsstttyyy Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrstttyyy

There comes a time within your life when you would do Absolutely anything they ask from you Pop the collar, spend a dollar, wear those boots You get a rough idea of what they want from you You better be happy You better be healthy You better be free You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club They say things like, "We don't care, we want everyone" I saw the crowd of people gather in a club Spend the dollar to become one of us If you could spend your life away unless you got You better be happy You better be healthy You better be pretty You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club You better be happy You better be healthy You better be pretty You better be skinny You better have money You better be funny It's not too hard To join the club It's just too hard To join the club It costs too much To join the club It's just too hard To join the club It costs too much To join the club

Look at that guy with the new Mercedes A great big house and fancy ladies Winning the game by dropping Daddy's name And hanging with the other Lucky Sperm Club babies The swinging king of the society scene Gets obscene in a limousine Charging cheap thrills full of frivolous frills Taking lazy luxury to new extremes And oh it must be fun To be so wealthy, healthy, rich and young One might wonder what he's done To become the fortunate one He's another member of the Lucky Sperm Club The only thing he had to do was be conceived It's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club Living in the lap of lazy luxury Yawee A guy like me should be so lucky It's a special club for the privileged few Not for me, not for you It's a wonderful life, no stress no strife Never hurry never worry like the poor folk do And oh it must be fun To be so wealthy, filthy rich and young One might wonder what great things they've done To become the fortunate ones He's another member of the Lucky Sperm Club The only thing he had to do was be conceived It's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club Born into the lap of lazy luxury Yawee A guy like me should be so lucky The Lucky Sperm Club population is there by relation They don't fill out applications and they pay no dues You must inherit your invitation to this celebration And The Lucky Sperm Club band don't play no blues Oh, if it were my son If one sweet someday all the work I've done Is enough to ensure that my boy Will become the fortunate one Then he can be a member of the Lucky Sperm Club The only thing he had to do was be conceived I hope that he's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club Born into the lap of lazy luxury Yawee And when I'm old he'll take good care of me

Well, Friday night Has finally come around And me and my baby gonna Head for a spot we found We're gonna forget our cares And dance on into the night Down at the club (down at the club) Whoa, everything is out of sight (Down at the club) down at the club We're gonna say that it's all right For two bits and a dollar They've got a swinging show or you Whoa, yes, they do And the band won't quit Til everybody tell them to And when they place that slow dance You can hold your baby tight Down at the club (down at the club) Whoa, everything is out of sight (Down at the club) down at the club We're gonna say that it's all right Hey, they've got lots of pretty Dancing girls for the fellows But, oh, you better watch out In case your baby get jealous Now some people might like to sit And watch a picture show But if that's what your plans are Don't ask me to go Cause I'll be where the good times Last til the early morning light Down at the club (down at the club) Whoa, everything is out of sight (Down at the club) down at the club They're gonna say that it's all right It's all right (it's all right) It's all right (it's all right) It's all right (it's all right) Let me tell you, it's all right...

Maybe this is Heaven, maybe that's just you I don't trust my judgement 'cause I'm just 22 My mind is running circles, my heart's out in the rain I know that this is sudden but Do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same?) Do you feel the- I can't make my mind up, I don't know what to do I'm tryin' to be honest, see all the point of views You tell me that you're leavin', but I wish you would stay I think that this is worth it, but Do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same?) Do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same?) Do you feel the same? But if you're thinkin' not today I'd rather have the truth than start a love that's fake And baby, tell me if you need your space But if you're feelin' lonely, I'm an hour away Hey (I know you told me, baby, but) Do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same?) Do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same?) Do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same?) Do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same?) Do you feel the same?