Teacher's Pet - Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Caught the teacher giving his eyes to a student Pouty, pretty cute, and she bit her lip back to him Chewing on her nails and her pens while she's dreaming of him And he's f- in sin (you know he is) She said, "It's for all the right reasons, baby Don't care 'bout grades, just call me your lady If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies? Don't call me crazy, you love me, but you won't come save me You got a wife and kids, you see them daily Don't know why you even need me" Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? Yeah, why the f- is that? Do you regret The things we shared that I'll never forget? Well, do you? Tell me that I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years I knew this wouldn't last, but f- you, don't you leave me here Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I?) She's feeling like a spider in a cage You liar, you were her desire Now she wants to light you on fire But f- it, she'll still give you a call And a lighter when you wanna get high And mess around 'til you get numb She said, "It's for all the right reasons, baby Don't care 'bout grades, just call me your lady If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies? Don't call me crazy, you love me, but you won't come save me You got a wife and kids, you see them daily Don't know why you even need me" Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? Yeah, why the f- is that? Do you regret The things we shared that I'll never forget? Well, do you? Tell me that I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years I knew this wouldn't last, but f- you, don't you leave me here Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I?) Give me back my money Didn't learn a damn thing, honey, from you Except how to lie and cheat while inside the sheets Stop calling me your bunny I won't hop and you don't own me Do you? I bet you think you do Well, you don't Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I? Why am I?) Yeah, why the f- is that? Do you regret The things we shared that I'll never forget? Well, do you tell me that? I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years I knew this wouldn't last, but f- you, don't you leave me here Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? (Why am I?)

I try to mix it up I try to dye my hair I try to write a song But no one really cares I wanna be in a band I wanna wear all black I wanna not give a damn But no one knows me like that Cuz' I'm not really like that, -aat But I wanna be like that, -aat I wanna be pretty But not too feminine I wanna be different but I don't know what different is, is Don't even know what normal is But who am I kidding I'm a teacher's pet It only seems fitting For a girl like that, aa a a aa a at For a girl like that, -aat The members of my band will be my best friends And we're all teacher's pets Cuz' who would you expect, -ect To be my best friends And when we go on stage We're gonna scream and shout And I won't be scared Cuz' I've got all my friends around, -ound But who am I kidding I'm a teacher's pet It only seems fitting For a girl like that, aa a a aa a at For a girl like that, -aat Like that Ooooo But who am I kidding I'm a teacher's pet It only seems fitting For a girl like that, aa a a at For a girl like that, -aat For a girl like that

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen Give it up for the School of Rock Hi! We are the School of Rock And this song was written by our lead guitarist Zach Mooneyham Baby we was making straight A's But we was stuck in a dumb daze Don't take much to memorize your lies I feel like I've been a hypnotized And then that magic man he come to town (Woo Wee) Don't spun my head round He said recess is in session 2 and 2 make 5 And now baby, now I'm alive Oh yeah I am alive And if you wanna be a teacher's pet Baby you just better forget it Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme You better get me to school on time Oh yeah (yeah) Oh you know I was on the Honor Roll Got Good grades And got no soul Raise my hand before I could speak my mind I've been biting my tongue too many times And then that magic man said to obey Uh huh Do what magic man do Not what magic man say Say What Now can I please have the attention of the class Today's assignment... Kick some ass And if you wanna be a teacher's pet Well baby you just better forget it Rock got no reason Rock got no Rhyme You better get me to school on time And if you wanna be a teacher's pet Well baby you just better forget it Rock got no reason Rock got no Rhyme You better get me to school on time Oh Yeah! (yeah) Ladies and gentlemen Lawrence on keys! Now, this is my final exam Yeah you all know who I am I may not be that perfect son But y'all be rocking when I'm done Zack Mooneyham everyone We are the School of Rock And School is out

Well it's tryouts week And I'm so excited I'd really like to lead some cheers But the competition Is super tight And things are getting pretty weird Spontaneous human combustion occurred Much to Giles' delight If Cordelia can't see her own face in the mirror What is the point of life? In an attic there's a cauldron full of something green And whoever's doing magic has it in for me Yet everybody knows that Amy's mom is a total You better watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Better watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Now I'm hella hexed And I'm feeling wasted Soon I could be feeling dead Sometimes the only way forward Is getting thrown into the periodic table of the elements I kicked down a mirror Reflecting her own spell Right back in her witch face She will remain Forever and always Trapped in a trophy case And I really can't get that mad at her 'Cause I also wanna be a cheerleader But everybody knows it's rude to perform a body switch You gotta watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch Watch out for that witch

I know what I should do Forget about you and walk away But I know that what I should do and what I want to Are not the same Aah aah Aah aah I keep breathing in You make the rest of the world go dim History says you're a monster But it don't know you like I know you You're fighting it, you're fighting it so hard I don't mean to want you only But gravity is pulling on me I'm fighting it, I'm fighting it so hard It's so hard You're scared of what you might do That you might find you can't change your face But I see what you're made of And what you gave up to keep me safe Aah aah Aah aah I keep breathing in You make the rest of the world go dim Your old friends say you're a monster But they don't know you like I know you You're fighting it, you're fighting it so hard I don't mean to want you only But gravity is pulling on me I'm fighting it, I'm fighting it so hard It's so hard Aah aah It's so hard Aah aah Aah aah Aah aah

So hey, about that harvest Well, it seems to be quite nigh But first the Master has to finish gouging out this minion's eye Turns out Willow sure can hack Xander likes to tag along Giles takes off his glasses and then he puts them right back on Welcome to the hellmouth (It's harvest time) Wellcome to the hellmouth (I can jump really high) Welcome to the hellmouth (One girl in all the whatever) Jesse's super dead The vampires made him one of them Is it possible that Angel's never even had one friend? Anyway Luke hit the Bronze to feed And things were looking bad So I decapitated someone with a cymbal which was rad Welcome to the hellmouth (It's harvest time) Welcome to the hellmouth (Will Cordelia die?) Welcome to the hellmouth (Thank God she made it) And so did everybody else

Late night roof patrol I see you but you don't know That girl looks strange to me But you look like you've known her for a century I'll ask and you'll reply Where were you last night You lie to me You lie to me And yet I know you went behind My back I can't believe Never thought you'd do this to me The reasons that you say Don't take away the pain You lied to me You lied to me You lied to me You lied to me Now things get less clear Thought I understood what was happening here But the lies pile up so high Can't dig down to you though I try To trust you with my heart Will it always be so hard Please lie to me Lie to me Please lie to me Lie to me

Well, I heard the words you said But I can't make them make sense I face nightmares every night Now I wanna run instead What will come What will come If our world belongs to them? What will come What will come Just keep fighting Just keep fighting That's what I'm supposed to do If I just keep fighting Just keep fighting Maybe I'll believe it too When you sat there on the bed Looking scared, looking ahead Couldn't shake the things you'd seen And it woke me when you said What will come What will come If our world belongs to them? What will come What will come Just keep fighting Just keep fighting That's what I'm supposed to do If I just keep fighting Just keep fighting I think that I'll believe it too Fire rising in my bones I can't free us from his home From the fear that keeps us bound I am standing, now I know What will come What will come If our world belongs to them What will come What will come Aaaah Just keep fighting Just keep fighting That's what I'm supposed to do If I just keep fighting Just keep fighting I know that I'll believe it too Oooh

The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack Hey, Buffy I heard there was a big mess in Sunnydale last week Word has it there were zoo creatures and teenagers All mixed up Do you know about it? I was hanging at the zoo on a field trip Which didn't seem particularly age appropriate These kids were being rude and I don't know why Sometimes I wish that it was cool to slay my own kind Oh no Oh no Well I watched them head to the hyena hideout Even though it's quarantined The zookeeper he really kept a style And wouldn't let us in to see The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack The Pack, The Pack Oh, my Hyena hideout, you say? And bullies on the loose Buffy, that sounds horrible What happened next? Razorbacks have got a brand new mascot pig But we'll be lucky if he makes it to ninth period Xander's being mean to Willow and it's not like him And have I mentioned that Cordelia seems to be absent Oh no Oh no Bid a fond farewell to Principal Flutie, victim of a savage beast Then we could transfer the hyena spirit straight into the old teepee And head over heels Hyena finally gets a meal Wow, Buffy Sounds like that zookeeper was a real zoocreeper I guess like they say, it's the circle of life By the way, I simply love that neckerchief