The Captain Caveman Theme Ringtones

Now the Captain called me to his bed He fumbled for my hand "Take these silver bars," he said "I'm giving you command" "Command of what, there's no one here There's only you and me All the rest are dead or in retreat Or with the enemy" "Complain, complain, that's all you've done Ever since we lost If it's not the Crucifixion Then it's the Holocaust" "May Christ have mercy on your soul For making such a joke Amid these hearts that burn like coal And the flesh that rose like smoke" "I know that you have suffered, lad But suffer this awhile Whatever makes a soldier sad Will make a killer smile" "I'm leaving, Captain, and I've got to go There's blood upon your hand But tell me, Captain, if you know Of a decent place to stand" "There is no decent place to stand In a massacre But if a woman take your hand Then go and stand with her" "I left a wife in Tennessee And a baby in Saigon I risked my life, but not to hear Some country-western song" "Ah but if you cannot raise your love To a very high degree Then you're just the man I've been thinking of So come and stand with me" "Your standing days are done," I cried "You'll rally me no more I don't even know what side We fought on, or what for" "I'm on the side that's always lost Against the side of Heaven I'm on the side of Snake-eyes tossed Against the side of Seven And I've read the Bill of Human Rights And some of it was true But there wasn't any burden left So I'm laying it on you" Now the Captain he was dying But the Captain wasn't hurt The silver bars were in my hand I pinned them to my shirt

Call up the captain tell him I ain't comin' in He can dig his own coal something else is happening This living that I'm making is doing a sin It's broken the lives of too many good men Been hauling coal since I was big enough to fight Some 30 odd shifts with out a glimpse of daylight The corporation likes to say that everythings alright Dig yourself a hole get outta sight There's a dark cloud above me that's blocking out the sun Burn another hundred coal listen to the engines run One half is starving while the others having fun So call the captain, call the captain, call the captain, call the captain Melinda close the door I ain't going down to the mines today I want clear blue skies and whole lot more I ain't going down to the mine There's a hole in this bucket I've been carrying around I fill it up to the top and watch it spill on the ground I go down to the mines and when I come back up I got nothin' to show but the sweat on my brow These hills are my own flesh and bones There all that I love and there all that I know Please don't ask me to destroy my home I'm not gonna choose between my heart and soul, so Call the Captain tell him I ain't coming in He can dig his own coal something else is happening This living that making is doing a sin So call the captain, call the captain,...call the captain Hear the whistle blow this morning Hear the whistle blow today Hear the whistle blow this morning I ain't going down to the mine I ain't going down to the mine

I am the cavalry captain I am the remedy to your heart I am the common collective I am imprinted upon your stars And when you shine Shine your eyes Looking lost Looking bright We'll away on the light brigade And if only for a second If only for a time And if only for a second And if only for a time We'll be alive We'll be alive I am the cavalry captain I am the remedy to your heart I am the common collective I am imprinted upon your stars There is a world There is a time Looking calm Looking kind We'll away at the break of day And if only for a second And of only for a time And if only for a second And if only for a time We'll be alive We'll be alive I am the cavalry captain I am the remedy to your heart I am the common collective I am imprinted upon your stars

It was way past midnight And she still couldn't fall asleep This night the dream was leavin' She tried so hard to keep And with the new day's dawning She felt it driftin' away Not only for a cruise Not only for a day Too long ago, too long apart She couldn't wait another day for The captain of her heart As the day came up she made a stop She stopped waiting another day for The captain of her heart Too long ago, too long apart She couldn't wait another day for The captain of her heart Too long ago, too long apart She couldn't wait another day for The captain of her heart As the day came up she made a stop She stopped waiting another day for The captain of her heart Too long ago, too long apart She couldn't wait another day for The captain of her heart

Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the sea be line But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there And the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair I looked for every kind of job the answer always no Hire you now they always laughed we just let 20 go The government they promised me a measly a little sum But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well you think the local farmers would know that I'm at large But just the other day I found an unprotected barge I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser I rammed the ship and sank it and stole the fertilizer Bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans the mighty river Farmers cross with so much fear their stomach are a-quiver 'Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with their hay And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat He followed on the shore lines cause he didn't own a boat But the cutbacks were coming and the mountie lost his job So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob A swinging sword and skull and bones and pleasant company I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!) Sailing down to Saskatoon the terror of the sea If you want to reach the co-op boy you gotta get by me Ha har And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort McKay And you're gonna lose your stetson if you have to pass their way Well winter is a-coming and a chill in the breeze But pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze But I'll be back in spring time, but now I have to go I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

(Cap D) Drunken sailors always favor To savor the flavor Of rum that they won From the fruits of their labors Braver from their greater Tolerance for them vapors Alcohol always falls At the root of their Capers What happens when they sawing log In a haze or a fog Face first in their grog? You gotta leave em with a mark cause they bein a wog! How dare they call them selves a great sea dawg Piss on their leg, pose em up on their peg Kick them off of their keg, crush their head like an Egg We don't tolerate debates cause your late Yet in a sad sorry state supposed to man your post by 8 (Chorus) What do we do with a drunken sailor You know we got them drunken sailors What we gonna do with them drunken sailors? Earl ae in the mornin? (Wake em up yo) (Admirality) Eeeeeeearly in the morning is when sailors get to Drinking In the Royal British Navy where the whiskey does the Thinking! Make haste to the waste when them mugs begin a clinking Yeah you pirates lack the bullocks for the bottles we Be sinking We're Steaming! The sun's up over the yardarm, Dreaming of the better times when we're becalmed When you don't know your name, and you smell like a Farm Time to pop another cork and do yourself some harm You may see fit to complain but we can sail when we're Tanked, Getting the job done while you boys be collapsing like Banks Pissed as rats but propped up in immaculate ranks (Chorus) (Sea Dawg) A drunken sailor, is there any other kind? Where we come from the sober are very hard to find Why else are we inclined to be so unkind We leave the daily grind behind and risk one eye goin' Blind Our style is here, albeit a bit belated, A fiery breeze in a field so saturated Yer sound can be drowned by the screams of others If the scurvy crew knocks ye down Ye might never recover So take cover Lest ye discover how Merciless we are On the battlefield, the card table, or the bar We don't give in, we never falter Not a man who serves with us will sniff the hempen Halter We'd rather die in battle instead, My men get paid unless they're swingin the lead, Fight with me and you'll lose at least a leg, Sorry I meant yer head Once I made a jury mast from the enemy's dead

Deep as a river, wide as the sea Changin' the ways of a captain and me I could be happy, Lord, so then should he If all of the Universe, unveiled itself to me So then a day flows into night Down the street the beggar man who finds himself in wine If I am a good man and sure in all my ways The captain of a starship that's homeward bound today Growin', growin', changin' every day Knowin', showin' all my worldly ways Hear the chimes, hear how they ring Markin' time all through the day A whisper, an answer, a cry in the night Break down, turn around, a feelin' of fright The Indian, the black man, the Asian who see A door that is opening, and they're goin' to be free Growin', growin', changin' every day Knowin', showin' all my worldly ways Hear the chimes, hear how they ring Markin' time all through the day We are all acceptable, we are all a place in time Movin' through a passageway, bringin' forth the end of time Growin', growin', changin' every day Knowin', showin' all my worldly ways Hear the chimes, hear how they ring Markin' time all through the day Light the fire, start the day, mark the light that shows the way Changin' times of fortunes past, we will all be free at last We are the people of the round about We are the sails upon the sea We're gonna be there when everybody laughs about The way that we are changin', you and me, yeah We are the people of the round about We are the sails upon the sea We're gonna be there when everybody laughs about The way that we are changin', you and me We are the people of the round about We are the sails upon the sea

Well there's a ruckus on the levee Unruly crowd on the courthouse steps And if I make it to Sunday I'm sho'nuff going to ask the good lord for help With a mouthful of salt, I tried to explain If money was sand, I couldn't hold one grain Feel like a thief that knows he's been framed For leaving the watch but stealing the chain Good morning captain I wish there was another way But my baby is wantin' Me to roll around in her bed all day Well the late night's got me reeling Spilling out the bottle right into the next day Got a funny little feeling Gonna be like this until my dying day There's mud in my eye but I can still see Everybody in town is trying to murder me If they don't get me, s'pose the hangman will I better think twice about making this deal Good morning captain I wish there was another way But my baby is wantin' Me to roll around in her bed all day Magnolia, magnolia Let me rest under the shade of your leaves Good morning captain I wish there was another way But my baby is wantin' Me to roll around in her bed all day Good morning captain I wish there was another way But my baby is wantin' Me to roll around in her bed all day

Hey, what do I do If the captain is drunk And the winds are too much? He's out looking for something And maybe it's love Or some adoration It may be too much He's looking for something to prove What can I do? Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh And what do I do If half of the crew Just wants that sugar on their tongue? Now they're pulling their punches They're making assumptions Headlights are off As our head's in the sand We fall through the glass What can I do? Ooh-ooh What can I do? Ooh-ooh What can I do? And what do I do If it's already done? We spun gold into strife We saw more than enough When we touch, do we feel? Have we tasted too much? When we speak of the devil He hears what he wants What can I do? What can I do? Ooh-ooh What can I do? Ooh-ooh What can I do? Ooh-ooh

Hey yo Captain Jack (Hey yo Captain Jack) Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track) Running to the railroad track Run along with Captain Jack Run to peace camp back Run along with Captain Jack Badadadeedado, left right, right left Badadadeedado, run along with Captain Jack Forward march! Hey yo Captain Jack (Hey yo Captain Jack) Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track) Gimme a gun in my hand (Gimme a gun in my hand) I want to be a shootin man (I want to be a shooting man) Left, right, left (Left, right, left) The military step (The military step) The air force rap (The air force rap) The seventeen is the best (The seventeen's the best) Go... left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left (Go... left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left) We are running to the railroad track Run along with Captain Jack Badeedado badeedado, run along with Captain Jack Run into the peace camp back Run along with Captain Jack Deedado, badeedado, badeedadeedadeedado Badadadeedado, left right right left Badadadeedado, run along with Captain Jack Company attention! Forward march! Hey yo Captain Jack (Hey yo Captain Jack) Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track) Gimme a bottle in my hand (Gimme a bottle in my hand) I want to be a drunken man (I want to be a drunken man) Left, right, left (Left, right, left) The military step (The military step) The air force rap (The air force rap) The seventy is the best (The seventy is the best) Goooooo... left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left (Goooooo... left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left) We are running to the railroad track Run along with Captain Jack Badeedado badeedado, run along with Captain Jack Run into the peace camp back Run along with Captain Jack Deedado, badeedado, badeedadeedadeedado Badadadeedado, left right right left Badadadeedado, run along with Captain Jack Hey yo Captain Jack (Hey yo Captain Jack) Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track) Gimme a woman in my hand (Gimme a woman in my hand) I want to be a fuckin man (I want to be a fucking man) Left, right, left (Left, right, left) The military step (The military step) The air force rap (The air force rap) The seventeen is the best (The seventeen is the best) Forward march! We Are Running to the railroad track Run along with Captain Jack Badeedado badeedado, run along with Captain Jack Run into the peace camp back Run along with Captain Jack Deedado, badeedado, badeedadeedadeedado Badadadeedado, left right right left Badadadeedado, run along with Captain Jack

I know the captain of the ship I'm sailing on. I know the destination that I'm heading for. And I pray that the wind is at my back, and the sun is on my face So I'll see a better land with God's amazing grace. I'm taking inventory counting up the cost, And if I keep my eyes on Jesus, I won't get lost. And I pray that captain of my ship will calm the raging seas. And lead me to a land where I can truly be free. There's got to be a better place where my heart can be at rest. As we ride on the wings of love; all nations will be blest. There's got to be a better hope when I come to the end of my quest, And I can lay my head where peaceful waters flow. My captain says He loves me just the way I am He'll take me where the lions lay down with the lambs There's a light that shines from the Lighthouse that guides me along my way Where I'll see a better land where I'll be free some day. There's got to be a better place where my heart can be at rest. As we ride on the wings of love; all nations will be blest. There's got to be a better hope when I come to the end of my quest, And I can lay my head where peaceful waters flow.