Yo Ho Ho - Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew

Raise the mast on the steadfast Swifter than a bareback seahorse Sailing an uncharted sea course Who could survive such a dangerous mission? Alongside pirates with zero ambition We got the coconuts poured We dropped the hooks overboard And if you get a little sea sick We play a haddock for a hat trick We got the hammocks on the main deck (swingin' low) We got the butler doing the hen-peck (screamin' so) He say we should have been swabbin' the poop deck (we don't know) It's what the other pirates do, do But we're bringin' you Yo ho, hero Standin' in the gap Where'd ya put the toys? Time to take a nap Yo ho, heroes Flighty as a bird Easy is the word Yo, I'm seeing no heroes We're on a limbo craze It's a relic from my limbo days Now we're stuck inside the limbo zone It's where the pirates go with too much time And a missing spine Yo ho, heroes Standin' in the gap Where'd ya put the map? Take another nap Yo ho, heroes Strike a better pose That's the way it goes Yo, I'm seeing no heroes We're on the bad mood swing We haven't done one thing Not even a minimum daily requirement We got the funk without the parliament And if you're feeling a little seasick (rise and shine) And if you wanna get off the guilt trip (now's the time) Because the captain of the main ship (rings the chime) He could be coming before you know him What are ya gonna show him? Go hero Standing in the gap Taking up the slack Following the king's map Go hero Steady as a rock I know it's a shock Yo, there be a hero Go hero Standing in the gap Taking up the slack Following the king's map Go hero Steady at the wheel Keep an even keel Yo, there be the king's hero

A pirate walks into the bar The bartender ask What's with the steering wheel in your pants? And the pirate says Arrr it's driving me nuts. Now I've been riding 'cross the seven seas Looking for a girl from another fantasy I keep a big ship They call me Captain Kid. I got the eye patch Tri hat Rollin' like a pirate Shiver my timbers F*ck you till you're limber Freaky deaky Till you get leaky Like Run DMC it's tricky So animated might as well call me Mickey Pedal to the medal Red eyes like a devil Raise the white flag Can't reach my level Like arrr arrr Flow sick like SARS XXX till I hit your mark Ahoy! Ahoy! I put that happy to the joy F*ck with me And I'll play you like a GameBoy Ninja Skin ya Throw you in a blender Chop chop chop I'm a motherf*cking pirate Yo Ho Ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle fo rum we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Yooo hooo Ha-ha sorry b*tch I wasn't callin' your name We be burnin' so hot You can't even capture the flame Uhuh Street rat, hood rat? Freak with tats, spoiled brat? No, wait, guess again I'm a motherf*ckin' pirate I'm over you like I just dunk Battle ship you just got sunk Boy you think you can handle this? Is your port hole big enough for my ship? It's not the motion of the ocean And size is a thing Cos we ain't getting nowhere With these f*cking water wings I used to be ballin' Now I'm just straight dunkin' Gold stars for my rhymes I got all the boys suckin' Jealous b*tches start hatin' Cos it's not them that we f*ckin' That game you claim you play Is the game that I'm runnin' Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Now and then we had a hope That if we lived and were good God would permit us to be pirates. Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me Fire! Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty And a bottle we go It's my duty To please that booty Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirate's life for me I'm a pirate n*gga!

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed times four And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped down in up-staring eyes In murk sunset and foul sunrise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of the crew had the murder mark! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead Or a yawing hole in a battered head And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes Looking up at paradise All souls bound just contrariwise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of 'em good and true Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold With a ton of plate in the middle hold And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And they lay there that took the plum With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb While we shared all by the rule of thumb, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! More was seen through a sternlight screen... Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Chartings undoubt where a woman had been Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid That dared the knife and took the blade By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

(Cap D) Drunken sailors always favor To savor the flavor Of rum that they won From the fruits of their labors Braver from their greater Tolerance for them vapors Alcohol always falls At the root of their Capers What happens when they sawing log In a haze or a fog Face first in their grog? You gotta leave em with a mark cause they bein a wog! How dare they call them selves a great sea dawg Piss on their leg, pose em up on their peg Kick them off of their keg, crush their head like an Egg We don't tolerate debates cause your late Yet in a sad sorry state supposed to man your post by 8 (Chorus) What do we do with a drunken sailor You know we got them drunken sailors What we gonna do with them drunken sailors? Earl ae in the mornin? (Wake em up yo) (Admirality) Eeeeeeearly in the morning is when sailors get to Drinking In the Royal British Navy where the whiskey does the Thinking! Make haste to the waste when them mugs begin a clinking Yeah you pirates lack the bullocks for the bottles we Be sinking We're Steaming! The sun's up over the yardarm, Dreaming of the better times when we're becalmed When you don't know your name, and you smell like a Farm Time to pop another cork and do yourself some harm You may see fit to complain but we can sail when we're Tanked, Getting the job done while you boys be collapsing like Banks Pissed as rats but propped up in immaculate ranks (Chorus) (Sea Dawg) A drunken sailor, is there any other kind? Where we come from the sober are very hard to find Why else are we inclined to be so unkind We leave the daily grind behind and risk one eye goin' Blind Our style is here, albeit a bit belated, A fiery breeze in a field so saturated Yer sound can be drowned by the screams of others If the scurvy crew knocks ye down Ye might never recover So take cover Lest ye discover how Merciless we are On the battlefield, the card table, or the bar We don't give in, we never falter Not a man who serves with us will sniff the hempen Halter We'd rather die in battle instead, My men get paid unless they're swingin the lead, Fight with me and you'll lose at least a leg, Sorry I meant yer head Once I made a jury mast from the enemy's dead

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