Football Ringtones

It's a cold putt garden George talks of starting He wears red green yellow tartan And let's me out Cause I hate your friends I hate your friends I hate your friends I hate your friends We sat down And we're smiling Your circle expanding Your eyes tear from laughing But I'm not proud And I'm so sad Cause I need to be And I'm so long down And I'm so long down And I'm so sad Cause I need to be And I'm so long down And I'm so long down

Let go to the game before all the seats get Taken from everybody from every latty from everybody We cannot keep it low-key You in front of everybody now Even told my partner pipe it down If you tell my sister speak the truth Cheering for the gaels in the winter go crazy My baby Don't say hi to the other mothers in the stands Shady so shady We talked about peace in the car before we came in yeah Before I settled in with you baby Somewhere in California yeah Why you calling my name out for some money girl I ain't buying you nice things what you do to deserve it Watching the game is like being in service Think I'm chasing the girls but I'm always curving They just scored made me miss that Yo phone ringing never get back On child lock you put your heart on silent Learn from the best you taught me baby You taught me how to get back and how to glo-up And how to show up and kill on it, Fo show Know you got a side after the game baby Know you got a ride after the game baby If you wildin out I'll do the same baby On child lock you put your heart on silent Learn from the best you taught me baby Don't say hi to the other mothers in the stands Shady so shady We talked about peace in the car before we came in yeah Before I settled in with you baby Somewhere in California yeah You'll find me there Thinkin bout a yacht and a Mercedes Benz You could come with your friend and I'll let it go You could come in that fit and I'll let it go yeah

Donnie dug a hole His face was wearin' thin like an old shoe sole Momma turned to dust She was on the train tracks waitin' for The blood to rush And you told me I was stayin' strong When all I've done is play along And they put it on, they put it on me Don't put it on me Maybe you're not the person who caught The football Maybe you're not the person who caught The football (leave, don't leave) Mary on the pole Her faith was wearin' thin like an old shoe sole Mary holdin' tough She would fuck the preacher if he only Paid enough And his ring is off and his button down And he tore it off and she tore around Put a bullet in and pull it on three Don't pull it on (me) me Maybe you're not the person who caught The football Maybe you're not the person who caught The football Maybe you're not the person who caught The football Maybe you're not the person who caught The football (leave, don't leave)

I'm not no red football To be kicked around the garden, no, no I'm a red Christmas tree ball And I'm fragile I'm not no animal Though I am to you I'm not no crocodile Like the one in Dublin Zoo Who lived in a cage the length and breadth of his body With a window which people could look through And throw coins on his back to taunt him though he couldn't move Even if he wanted to I'm not no animal in the zoo I'm not no whipping boy for you You may not treat me like you do I'm not no animal in the zoo My skin is not a football for you My head is not a football for you My body's not a football for you My womb is not a football for you My heart is not a football for you I'm not no animal in the zoo This animal will jump up and eat you I'm not no animal in the zoo And I've every intention Of leaping up and getting you

Don't leave home again If empathy takes energy Cause everyone feels just like you But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social But that's life, it's so social So physical But that's life, it's so so-so So emotional So, stay home

Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole! Come on, let's play, play, play We can play together Come on, let's play, play, play We can play together Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole! Let's use our feet, feet, feet We won't use our hands Let's use our feet, feet, feet We won't use our hands Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole! Come on, let's kick, kick, kick We can kick the ball Come on, let's kick, kick, kick We can kick the ball Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole! Come on, let's pass, pass, pass We can pass the ball Come on, let's pass, pass, pass We can pass the ball Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole! Come on, let's dribble, dribble, dribble We can dribble the ball Come on, let's dribble, dribble, dribble We can dribble the ball Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole! Come on, let's score, score, score We can score a goal Come on, let's score, score, score We can score a goal Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole!

I'm sitting on the back of the football bus All the lads are wearing shorts and shin pads Talkin' 'bout the game they're gonna win this afternoon And all this display of masculinity Well it's making me feel a bit nauseous So I close my eyes and I pray it'll be over soon Now I have never functioned well at a competitive sport I just can't find the fun And besides, I'm far too paranoid about the way I look when I run So I sit here combing my hair Trying my hardest not to stare But it's getting cold out... ...Then the whistle blows I will never be captain, but I will be King And I'm gonna achieve the most wonderful things That don't involve playing football in the rain I will never be one of the lads in the team But I'll conquer the system and fight for my dreams And I don't know if I could ever win But I'm gonna be the best there's ever been Now Johnny is the head of our football team He always boasts to his friends about women I wonder if he'd carry on that way If I told them all the places we've been in And Johnny struts around on the football pitch With an arrogant smirk on his face But he wears a smile of a different kind When he comes to stay over at my place! And I'll sit there combing my hair While he's taking off his underwear And it's getting warmer... ...'til the whistle blows And Johnny is captain and Johnny is King And his parents are hoping for wonderful things That don't involve him screwing 'round with me (They don't want him screwing 'round with me) And Johnny's the best-looking lad on the team All the guys want to be him, he's "every girl's dream" And no, I don't think I will ever win But I'm gonna be the best there's ever been I'm sitting on the back of the football bus And I wonder... will it ever change?

Mon amour faut qu'on se parle Je sonne l'alarme Quitte à passer pour la brigade du? faut que je te brief Si tu veux pas qu'on se quitte tu m'écoute Le foot ça peut plus durer J'étouffe, j'ai toujours été cool Mais tes potes qui débarquent c'est la petite goutte J'ai la tête qui éclate Je voudrais dormir. Dans ma baraque j'entends: Tir au but, ligue des champions, hors-jeu Corners, surface de réparation Quel horreur, j'ai l'impression que ça s'arrète jamais Faut attendre la mi-temps pour te parler Y'a 200 chaines de foot sur ma télé Y'a toujours un match à pas rater Le reste du temps tu le passe à commenter T'en oublies que t'as une vie Des gosses à élever T'en oublies que t'as un lit Une femme à honorer Si tu continue on est mal barré C'est le carton rouge assuré. Refrain: Femme d'un football fan, Mon mari aime les hommes Qui courent derrière une balle Et moi je passe pour celle Pour celle qui râle Je suis la femme d'un football fan. C'est con avant j'adorais le foot Quand j'été petite j'allais au parc Mais écoute quand je te dis "Tu viens au lit?" et que tu me réponds "Attends le match est pas fini, y'a coup franc" Moi aussi je voudrais un coup-franc J'en ai marre tu regarde le foot tout le temps Si tu continues je fous le camp Moi tu t'en fous du moment Que je te fait la bouffe et t'es content Je pette les plombs tu comprends Y'a du foot 245 Jours par an Ton fils veut être champion quand il sera grand Par contre l'école il s'en fout totalement Il a des problèmes en calcul Mais les divisions il maîtrise grave Notre fils est un âne tu lui bourre le crane Son idole c'est Zidane Bon d'accord il est très fort je le reconnais Mais je voudrais qu'il se mette un peu plus à bosser juste au cas ou il devienne pas Le nouveau trézeguet Refrain: Femme d'un football fan, Mon mari aime les hommes Qui courent derrière une balle Et moi je passe pour celle Pour celle qui râle Je suis la femme d'un football fan. Je vais allé droit au but je vais être claire Se soir y'a pas de foot, Je t'aime plus que tout mais comme t'éxagère Et que t'as l'air d'aimé le foot plus que moi Les enfants sont chez ta mère Et tu te commandes des pizzas A partir de maintenant je vais sortir plus souvent Tu saluera tes amis de ma part Ne m'attends pas je rentre tard "Mais tu va ou? avec qui?" Je vais profité un peu de la vie moi aussi Y'a pas de raison que Je me fasse chié à la maison Parce que tu regarde le foot Eclate toi mon coeur moi faut que je me défoule N'aie pas peur je vais juste Bouger mon corps dans la foule D'aurait avant on fera comme ça les soirs de foot "Je fais comment moi?" Ben écoute tu te démmerde mon gars hahaha Non mais concrètement ça change quoi si je suis pas la? à part les pizzas? Refrain: Femme d'un football fan, Mon mari aime les hommes Qui courent derrière une balle Et moi je passe pour celle Pour celle qui râle Je suis la femme d'un football fan. (4x) Femme d'un football fan