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Your Life Is a Joke - Kvng Vinci

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@Kincso
1173
30 Sec
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@Albert
683
Here's the deal Open your eyes Don't say a word I'll tell you why You're living a lie But you deny, you ever lied Wondering why Bury your life Count your friends On your hands Now look again They're not your friends Hold your breath Everyone left No surprise Living a lie Tell your wife This is your life This is your wife Now she knows, she understands Her life is a lie Nobody wins Try not to cry You'll survive On your own (on your own) Lessons in life Now there's no time Wondering why Where in the world Is that girl? He knows it's alright To live a life Waiting to die Not knowing that Wondering why Nobody writes Hollow inside Periods in light Fire and ice On your own One more time On your own, one more time
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@Margot
1054
Now I dialed nine one one a long time ago Don't you see how late they're reactin' They only come and they come when they wanna So get the morgue truck and bag the goner They don't care 'cause they get paid anyway They treat you like an ace that can't be betrayed I know you stumble with no use people If your life is on the line then you're dead today Late comings with the late comin' stretcher That's a body bag in disguise Y'all I'll betcha I call 'em body snatchers Quick they come to fetch you With an autopsy ambulance Just to dissect ya They are the kings 'cos they swing amputation Lose your arms your legs to them it's compilation I can prove it to you watch the rotation It all adds up to a funky situation So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown 911 is a joke 911 is a joke Everyday they don't never come correct You can ask my man right here With the broken neck He's a witness to the job never bein' done He would've been in full effect 911 They the token to your life when it's croakin' They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker The reason that I say that 'cause they Flick you off like fleas They be laughin' at ya While you're crawlin' on our knees And to the strength so go the length Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth You better wake up and smell the real flavor Cause 911 is a fake life saver So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown Ow, ow 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke So get up get get get down 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke So get up get get get down 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke
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@Fanni
306
The pain Feel the pain of it coming on And just like that It turns the young lovers on One day your horse is up The next it's been put down Nothing seems to matter anyhow All the things that I could do without What's a clam got to be so happy about? One day you're up The next day you lay down and croak He said "life's a gas" But I say life's a joke La la life's a joke La la la la life's a joke The pain That comes with love is what's in store Wake up to find him on the bathroom floor And now the heart breaks into four Fuck your god He closed a window and shut the door Life's a joke La la la la la La la la la life's a joke La la la la la Life's a joke
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@Tadhg
1,585
I tried taking a picture of you But when I look in, nothing comes through Sometimes I wonder if you're just a ghost And I wonder what's haunting you most I tried describing you to all my friends But they just told me to polish my lens Your sweet, generous, my sweetheart I don't even know where to start Even Da Vinci couldn't paint you And Steven Hawking can't explain you Rosetta Stone cannot translate you I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words I couldn't put it in a novel I wrote a page but it was awful Now I just want to sing your gospel I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words I looked you up on Ancestry dot com There was no record of dad or of mom It's like you fell straight out of the sky And left the scholars to figure out why I like to think that I know quite a lot But with you it feels like I forgot I wish that I can explain who you are But when I try to I never get far Even Da Vinci couldn't paint you And Steven Hawking can't explain you Rosetta Stone cannot translate you I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words I couldn't put it in a novel I wrote a page but it was awful Now I just want to sing your gospel I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words We've come so far Now here we are We made it through the night I know we will Be strong cause still Everything will be alright Even Da Vinci couldn't paint you And Steven Hawking can't explain you Rosetta Stone cannot translate you I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words I couldn't put it in a novel I wrote a page but it was awful Now I just want to sing your gospel I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words I'm at a loss for words
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@Lia
3,621
Pretty skin inna birthday suit Tonight just wear yuh favorite perfume And put yuh phone pon "don't disturb" too Tonight mi have yuh on a curfew Mi know anuh di kush have yuh so soft Take ah sip ah di liquor Girl yuh really turn mi on, yeah Play yuh favorite song and bend over Mi love yuh more when yuh no sober She seh anything yuh wan' just mek mi know, Jah Baby, just whine for me, whine for me Mi love it when yuh whine pon it, whine pon it Baby, when yuh whine for me Yuh pussy worth it Yuh feel just like ah virgin Baby, when yuh whine for me, whine for me Baby, take yuh time for me Love it when yuh whine for me Yuh pussy worth it Yuh feel just like ah virgin She bite her lips, mi know mi touch her inna di right spot Anytime mi kiss her pon her neck, mi know she like dat Nah go break yuh heart, anything else bruck, yeah mi buy it back Tell mi seh fi slap har pon har ass and mi seh, "Why not?" Baby just jiggle 'cah yuh know yuh body tun up Yeah mi wan' yuh fi ah brace when yuh feel it inna yuh stomach All when ah hour pass, baby mi ting still 'tan up And yuh little freaky ways mek mi really love yuh so much Ba-Baby, just whine for me, whine for me Mi love it when yuh whine pon it, whine pon it Baby, when yuh whine for me Yuh pussy worth it Yuh feel just like ah virgin Baby, when yuh whine for me, whine for me Baby, take yuh time for me Love it when yuh whine for me Yuh pussy worth it Yuh feel just like ah virgin Baby girl ride pon me Hold mi baby girl, ride pon it Love when yuh, mi love when yuh Mek up yuh face, tell mi don't stop it (No) Bad gyal mi love Badman yuh like (Mmm, yeah) Love yuh like mi gun, 'cah it lef' mi side (No) Pussy good, girl mi can swear pon mi life (Mhmm, swear) Just arch yuh back and look back pon mi Baby, just whine for me, whine for me Mi love it when yuh whine pon it, whine pon it Baby, when yuh whine for me Yuh pussy worth it Yuh feel just like ah virgin Baby, when yuh whine for me, whine for me Baby, take yuh time for me Love it when yuh whine for me Yuh pussy worth it Yuh feel just like ah virgin Baby, when yuh whine for me, whine for me Baby, take yuh time for me Love it when yuh whine for me (Mhmm) Pussy worth it Feel just like ah virgin, yeah
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