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@Fanni
306
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Life's a Joke - song lyrics

The pain
Feel the pain of it coming on
And just like that
It turns the young lovers on

One day your horse is up
The next it's been put down
Nothing seems to matter anyhow

All the things that I could do without
What's a clam got to be so happy about?

One day you're up
The next day you lay down and croak
He said "life's a gas"
But I say life's a joke
La la life's a joke
La la la la life's a joke

The pain
That comes with love is what's in store
Wake up to find him on the bathroom floor

And now the heart breaks into four
Fuck your god
He closed a window and shut the door
Life's a joke

La la la la la
La la la la life's a joke
La la la la la
Life's a joke

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@Merve
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You You wake up to a new day Forwards We move towards a new way oh Come with me Gather with your torches Singing Dance by? night we all are strong? A new day... oh, a new day A new way... oh, a new way Somewhere the sun shines in the east A new day... oh, a new day Touch me Tell me I'm still human And wild We'll run until we run? run long? Our bodies talk, words are lost Hand in hand we follow All around A man becomes the people A new day... oh, a new day Somewhere the sun shines in the east A new way... oh, a new way A new day... oh, a new day You You caught me in your spell Hypnotized You touched me and now I'm? gone? Conflict Every day the same Wishing Wishing we could see the way A new day... oh, a new day A new way... oh, a new way A new day... oh, a new day Somewhere the sun shines in the east We watch the sun rise in the east A new day... oh, a new day A new day... oh, a new day A new day... oh, a new day A new day... oh, a new day
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@Aiym
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I'm not in your radar? Then your radar's broke Don't blame me for the way y'alls jokes Fall flat, get your mouth slapped, ain't no hoax I get an inkling, they picked me for the weak link I'm gonna have to pose A question for the ones that don't accept that I've been exceptional 'Cause the moment I get involved is the moment a song takes off So how could you think I wouldn't last long in a game that I was made to play? What do y'all take me for? Rest assured When I do come back to tour, it'll be Christmas mor- 'Ning in a way, 'cause I'ma wake up with a present so big, they'll jump for joy Yeah, let it be known I'm better when I'm outta control I can not be the butt of a joke I'm cutting in the front of you posers talkin' like you really a pro When you ain't even part of the convo Nothin' but an amateur, I'll slow down when I want it colossal Only way to put it if I chose I could be bigger, maybe consider it a bit of it was helpin' you all To comprehend, you condescend (you're gone) Incompetent, the consequences (are) Hard to miss, it's common sense (I'm on) One, so wrap your head around it (or) I might have to get up off the porch Show you how it's done, I got the form Power trippin' on me, get destroyed Pull the plug, I'm rollin' up your cord Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on you Fool me three times, hold up, rewind That's not even possible Me, I keep it honorable Who's your favorite? Let me know Tally up, count the votes Wasn't me? That's a joke (Yeah, ayy) That's a joke That's a, that's a joke (Funny, yeah) That's a joke That's a, that's a joke (Funny, woo) That's a joke That's a, that's a joke (Funny, ayy) That's a joke That's a joke (ha, ha) Yeah, took a minute now, I'm at the better end of all of it The day I wanna quit'll be a bitter one to swallow 'Cause I meant it when I said I wasn't really into audibles I guess you gotta call 'em when your odds are at the bottom And it's stackin' up against you, it's a pity, but they gotta give a nod to me I'm runnin' with the best, I been the kind to make a profit Off of everything that you told me was impossible So why would you continue with the narrative And not admit I'm someone incredible? Look of a general Hit 'em with the end of shovel, they wanna forget it I put 'em on the ground and I get up and open the pit of my stomach To remind 'em again I'm a whole different animal Whatever the case, I'ma get it, I'm in it, no doubt, I would give it Everything if I gotta, but not if the commas Are pushin' me to run with the common, the jokin' aside If you took away the dummies and bias, you'll notice that I'm insane (insane) Improved a lot, but I still feel Hard to keep my lid from poppin' off, but I prevail How you gonna skip over the details And tell me to be focused? Hold that thought Don't tell me you mean well if you don't mean well I call the shots, but don't need my hand held When it comes to makin' records Who you know that does that better? The way I connect letters You'd think that the alphabet was made by me When it comes to storytellin', I'm great at it Tune in or get tuned out, my face got redder 'Cause I'm embarrassed for the ones unaware of my work What, did I stutter? Known to be cordial But those that think that never seen me in a war zone My delivery gets better every time I spit I don't keep my sword low Tell me why would I do that? Doesn't make sense when you're in a game this cutthroat If you wanna maintain control, then you gotta keep up If you can't handle the workload Somebody else will How could you call me unskilled? That's like lookin' at Mount Everest and then calling it a small hill Not at all thrilled, I'm in awe still Tryin' not to laugh, but it just spills Out sometimes, I been writin' chill Just chew on this 'til the record's built, okay! Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on you Fool me three times, hold up, rewind That's not even possible Me, I keep it honorable Who's your favorite? Let me know (let me know) Tally up, count the votes Wasn't me? That's a joke (Yeah, ayy) That's a joke That's a, that's a joke (Funny, yeah) That's a joke That's a, that's a joke (Funny, woo) That's a joke That's a, that's a joke (Funny, ayy) That's a joke That's a joke (ha, ha)
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@Barbare
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, Oh but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no. And I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. And I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes, And I fell out of bed, cursing my head from things that I'd said. Til I finally died, which started the whole world living, Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. And I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes, And I fell out of bed, cursing my head from things that I'd said. 'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living, Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me.
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@Margot
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Now I dialed nine one one a long time ago Don't you see how late they're reactin' They only come and they come when they wanna So get the morgue truck and bag the goner They don't care 'cause they get paid anyway They treat you like an ace that can't be betrayed I know you stumble with no use people If your life is on the line then you're dead today Late comings with the late comin' stretcher That's a body bag in disguise Y'all I'll betcha I call 'em body snatchers Quick they come to fetch you With an autopsy ambulance Just to dissect ya They are the kings 'cos they swing amputation Lose your arms your legs to them it's compilation I can prove it to you watch the rotation It all adds up to a funky situation So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown 911 is a joke 911 is a joke Everyday they don't never come correct You can ask my man right here With the broken neck He's a witness to the job never bein' done He would've been in full effect 911 They the token to your life when it's croakin' They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker The reason that I say that 'cause they Flick you off like fleas They be laughin' at ya While you're crawlin' on our knees And to the strength so go the length Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth You better wake up and smell the real flavor Cause 911 is a fake life saver So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown So get up get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown Ow, ow 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke So get up get get get down 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke So get up get get get down 911 is a joke 911 is a joke 911 is a joke
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@Lewis
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I started a joke Which started the whole world crying But I didn't see That the joke was on me, oh no I started to cry Which started the whole world laughing Oh, if I'd only seen That the joke was on me I looked at the skies Running my hands Over my eyes And I fell out of bed Hurting my head From things that I'd said 'Till I finally died Which started the whole world living Oh, if I'd only seen That the joke was on me I looked at the skies Running my hands Over my eyes And I fell out of bed Hurting my head From things that I'd said 'Till I finally died Which started the whole world living Oh, if I'd only seen, oh yeah That the joke was on me That the joke was on me All the joke was on me
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@Melina
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Ayo blast that shit Maxx! Blast that shit back if you blastin' Ayy UberX to Hidden Hills, give me somethin' I can feel If they come to Hidden Hills then I know they know the deal We just right there up the road, you could hit it with a stone I be out here on my own, I'm just tryna set the tone I've been kicked when I was down, none of that shit matter now Niggas think they run the town, 'til we run 'em out of town And they gotta relocate, gotta dip from where they stay Everything will be okay, man, just stay up out my way Skit around ends with the bros and I'm kitted to the toes If I touch studio, then we got one I be tryna laugh with the bros 'bout the opps that we know But they can't take a joke, 'cause it's not one Think it's 'cause we live by the code, reputation to uphold Makin' me the one they gotta take the spot from I be tryna laugh with the bros, but they can't take a joke Ayo blast that shit Maxx! Blast that shit back if you blastin' Yeah, yeah Back and forth to Italy, my comment section killin' me I swear I get so passionate, y'all do not know the half of it I grew up with the Reps Up boys, we crashin' it and splashin' in And when I say they crashin' it, I do not mean a accident I'm– I'm still in the studio at 6:45 And my haters either on they way to work or they arrived And I gotta own the things I rap about just for my pride You know when it comes to pride, I can't put that shit aside I've been kicked when I was down, none of that shit matter now They be throwin' in the towel, I do yellowtail at TAO They be watchin' what they say, especially when it's to my face Everything will be okay, man, just stay up out my way Skit around ends with the bros and I'm kitted to the toes If I touch studio, then we got one I be tryna laugh with the bros 'bout the opps that we know But they can't take a joke, 'cause it's not one Think it's 'cause we live by the code, reputation to uphold Makin' me the one they gotta take the spot from I be tryna laugh with the bros, but they can't take a joke
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@Hilda
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying But I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes And I, I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I've said 'Till I finally died, which started the whole world living Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me And I, I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes And I, I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I've said 'Till I finally died, which started the whole world living Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me That the joke was on me That the joke was on me
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