Something ain't right Something just ain't right Lord have mercy babe Listen here Tell me when was the last time You brought her roses home from work Tell me when was the last time You rubbed her feet when she said, "They hurt" Tell me when was the last time You bought a card to tell her how you feel Don't even know when was the last time You lit a candle for a late night meal, tell me How long will it be Before you treat her like your queen? And how long will it take Before she starts coming home too late? And how long will it be Before she starts running in the streets? You better take the time to treat her like your lady You probably don't know when was the last time You stopped to open up her car door And tell me when was the last time You heard say, "Baby, do it once more" Tell me when was the last time You didn't have an argument Don't even know when was the last time You told the truth about where you been Now if this don't apply to you Keep doing what you do But if this shoe fits you well Take a minute just to ask yourself How long will it be Before you treat her like your queen? And how long will it take Before she starts coming home too late? And how long will it be Before she starts running in the streets? You better take the time to treat her like your lady Now see what's old to you Is just like new to the next man What you don't do for her She'll find somebody else who can If you don't wanna lose out On the best thing you ever had You better take it from me You'll only end up just a lonely man See I know what I'm talking about How long will it be Before you treat her like your queen? And how long will it take Before she starts coming home too late? And how long will it be Before she starts running in the streets? You better take the time to treat her like your lady How long will it be Before you treat her like your queen? And how long will it take Before she starts coming home too late? And how long will it be Before she starts running in the streets?

Treat her like a lady (Oh, ya mean, I'll show ya man, Celine) (Somebody mind him, somebody mind him block the hit and run, yes) (Somebody mind him, block the hit and run) (Go, what's goes around comes around) (Go, what's goes around comes around) (Go, what's goes around comes around, go, go) "Hear this" All a girl could want a little attention From a man who's strong and not to mention Kiss and caressing her all night long But all that boy wants is to hit and run off He and his friends, they sit and they laugh Going around talking about the girls they used in the past You're gonna get what's coming to you For all the bad, bad things you do to your Lady, treat her like a lady You'll make a good girl crazy If you don't treat like a lady Lady, treat her like a lady You'll make a good girl crazy If you don't treat like a lady (Go, what's goes around comes around, go, go) "Hear it" She stopped going to church, she don't wanna go to school She left with anger when he took her for a fool Even though her friends tell her to just keep cool Didn't tell her from the start to what's he had planned Right in her face with another woman Now she's in jail for attacking her, man You're gonna get what's coming to you For all the bad, bad things you do to your Lady, treat her like a lady You'll make a good girl crazy If you don't treat like a lady Lady, treat her like a lady You'll make a good girl crazy If you don't treat like a lady (Go, what's goes around comes around, go, go) (Treat her like a lady) oh, baby, yeah (Treat her like a lady) baby (Treat her like a lady) baby (Treat her like a lady) oh (Somebody mind him, somebody mind him block the hit and run, yes) (Somebody mind him, block the hit and run) (Somebody mind him, somebody mind him block the hit and run, yes) (Somebody mind him, block the hit and run) (Go, what's goes around comes around) (Go, what's goes around comes around) (Go, what's goes around comes around, go, go) Tell it to her straight, she can take the truth Don't lead her on and on and leave her confused Anyone would rather be alone than be used Don't sit and think you'll hurt her feelings She only wants to know just what the deal is Next time beware of whose heart you're breaking You're gonna get what's coming to you For all the bad, bad things you do to your Lady, treat her like a lady You'll make a good girl crazy If you don't treat like a lady Lady, treat her like a lady You'll make a good girl crazy if you don't Crazy, crazy, oh (Lady, treat her like a lady) I'm in love (Crazy if you don't) Yeah, whats goes around comes around (Treat her like a lady) Treat her like a lady (Crazy if you don't treat like a lady) (Lady, treat her like a lady) (You'll make a good girl crazy) (If you don't treat like a lady) Somebody mind him, somebody mind him block the hit and run (Treat her like a lady) Somebody mind him, block the hit and run, yes (Treat her like a lady) Ooh!

Some of us sailors call her home She's big and she's strong and she's mighty Some of us sailors call her our own Guess that's the reason why I treat her like a lady Just treat her like a lady Now I don't like the sound of the ground movin' 'round Or winds spinnin' out of control California earthquakes, only seem to make a' me Shake, rattle, and roll I've been too long on the mainland Hotels, rental cars, and phones Time to cast 'em aside, catch the very next tide And go back, where I belong Chorus: Some of us sailors call her home She's big and she's strong and she's mighty Some of us sailors call her our own Guess that's the reason why I treat her like a lady Treat her like a lady Now great whales travel the rhumb lines Dodging those deadly harpoons Spawning their young, as their ancestors done In the depths of her hidden lagoons There're times I find myself with them And times I feel as they do We're on a similar course, it's just a different source But I'm in danger of extinction too Chorus: Some of us sailors call her home She's big and she's strong and she's mighty Some of us sailors call her our own Guess that's the reason why I treat her like a lady Treat her like a lady Treat her like a lady Treat her like a lady And miss her when I'm gone (Lady, lady) treat her like a lady (Lady, lady) treat her like a lady (Lady, lady) got to treat her like a lady (Lady, lady) treat her like a lady Lady, lady Lady, lady Lady, lady

Here's an oldie but goodie Hit it Excuse me What? Can I have your attention? (Mn-hmm) There's just a few things that I've got to mention (Uh-huh) There's girlies out here that seem appealing But they'll come in your life and cold hurt your feelings I'm telling you As Rick is my name I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same Treat 'em like a prostitute (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my first example Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while Plans for the future, she's having your child Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts Tell all your friends about your family thoughts One friend was drunk so he starts to act wild He tells the truth about the kid It's not your child Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk He said, "Your wife went berserk while you was hard at work" And she led him on and tried to please him She didn't waste time, she didn't try to tease him Treat 'em like a prostitue (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my second example Now, your wife You buy the tramp jewels and clothes You get sentimental and bring home a rose Give her everything 'cause you swear she's worth it All your friends tell you, "The bith dont' deserve it" Love is blind, so there goes your wealth Until one day, you see things for yourself Home from work early, Mr. Loverman You had a card and some candy in your right hand There's the mailman, he was short yet stout He went inside your house and didn't come back out Bust it Just a friendly stop, come on, is it? The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit? The thought alone makes your temperature boil You say to yourself, she might still be loyal You open up your door and stand in a trance You see the mailman's bag and the mailman's pants Came home to party From work had a hard day Look around your house and you say, "Where the hell are they?" Run upstairs up to your bedroom You look inside your room, you see something brewin' Cover your mouth because you almost choke You see the mailman's dick way up your wife's throat Treat 'em like a prostitute (Mm-hmm) Don't treat no girlie well Until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my last example Now your girl, she don't like to have sex a lot And today she's ready and she's hot, hot, hot As you open up the door she says, "Get on the floor" She wants to try things she's never tried before She takes off your drawers and works you over She calls you Twinkles And you call her Rover Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill She says, "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will That's not the half 'til you start to ride her Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her It's not yours-who can it be? I think it was a slick rapper, his name is M.C. Ricky Treat 'em like a prostitute Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well Treat no girlie well, until you're sure of the scoop

My mama told me She said, son, please beware There's this thing called love And it's everywhere She told me, she can break your heart And put you in misery Since I met this little woman I believe it's happened to me Let me tell you It's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love It's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love I found myself phoning her At least ten times a day You know, that's so unusual for me To carry on this way I'll tell you, I can't sleep at night For wanting to hold her tight I've tried so hard to convince myself This feeling just can't be right Let me tell you It's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love It's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love It's too late to turn back now, baby I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love It's too late to turn back now, baby I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love Now I wouldn't mind it now if I knew She loved me too But I hate to think that I'm in love alone And there's nothing that I can do It's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love It's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love Oh baby, it's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love It's too late to turn back now I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love