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This Isn’t a Joke - Bo Burnham

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This Isn’t a Joke - song lyrics

This isn't a joke
So don't joke about it
I'm takin' it slow
I don't wanna think about it

Look at my pores
I'm doing fine, 29, in my prime
I don't wanna talk about it
I am a weird looking dude

This isn't a joke
I don't wanna talk about it

That is a birth scar
I got that scar, uh, coming out of my mother
Yes-, are, are you supposed to see the top of your head
When you come out of your mother's, uh, pussy?
But the f-, I-, you saw my face, I came out face first
And look at me now, woo-hoo
Look at me, at me, at me

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