The Pitiful Children - Will Roland & Be More Chill Original Broadway Ensemble

You were always quite the loser, Jeremy Then I invaded and you upgraded Badababa woah Jeremy, it's true that I found you But look around you Woah All your peers are just so incomple-e-ete You can't see it, but they're all in pa-a-ain They're operating system's obsole-e-ete So let's complete the chains And get inside those brains Let's save the pitiful children, woah Let's save the pitiful children, woah Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue Just what to do He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy? Users embracing and interfacing People, people Shiny, happy people singing swee-e-etly (yeah) Gone is human error a-and fear Every issue tucked away so ne-e-eatly If you feel their silent tears Yes, turn the knob and switch that gear Let's save the pitiful children, yeah Let's save the pitiful children, yeah yeah yeah ye-yeah yeah Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue Just what to do He-elp them and soon this will be you Let's save the pitiful children, rab beep beep bope Let's save the pitiful children, re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue That's what we do If that's what we do Then everything about us is going to be wonderful We love everything about Squips Everything about us is going to be so alive We could never live without Squips You won't feel left out or unsure Not pitiful children anymore 'Cause Everything about us is going to be cool When... we... rule

They call me Mr. Pitiful Girl that's my name They call me Mr. Pitiful That's how I got my fame Everybody want's to know What makes a man feel so blue Oh they call me Mr. Pitiful Since I lost someone just like you They call me Mr. Pitiful Yes everybody knows now They call me Mr. Pitiful Most every place I go now No body seems to understand What makes a man sing such a sad sad song When you've lost every thing When you've lost every thing Yeah Yeah! How can I explain to you What makes me act so very blue How'm I supposed to make you see Oh nothing will do Oh yeah Mr. Pitiful Yeah baby that's my name Mr. Pitiful That's how I got my fame Everyone want's to know now What makes a man feel so blue Oh Mr. Pitiful Since I lost someone just like you Everything is going wrong Everything I had is gone I gotta sing such a sad song I gotta sing it One more time (X8) Yeah yeah

As I recall when my stomach turned And I was hiding away from myself Away from you Like nothing though something was terribly wrong And I admit that I was only waiting for the right time Night time, the right moment for you to look away Though you never did, I pretended for a while So I could walk where I don't belong I remember every word you said Come back in time, come back And I remember I would soon be dead Pitiful, so pitiful But I know As I hammered those nails into your beautiful hands Your eyes still try to search for mine But I look away Now your eyes are the only thing that can save me I'm still afraid of them piercing You're breaking into my prison Just pretended for a while My soul is dying, I won't look away I remember every word you said Come back in time, come back And I remember I would soon be dead Pitiful, so pitiful Pitiful Pitiful You're Pitiful Pitiful So Pitiful And I remember every word you said But this time, I won't look away And I remember every word you said And this time, I won't look away And I remember every word you said Come back in time, come back And I remember I would soon be dead Pitiful, so pitiful And I remember every word you said (pitiful) Come back in time, come back (pitiful) And I remember I would soon be dead(pitiful) You're pitiful, so pitiful

Jeremy, you can't just listen. You have to obey. Now repeat after me Oh, everything about you is so terrible Everything about me is just terrible Good Oh, everything about you makes me wanna die Everything about me makes me wanna die Now you've got it But Jeremy Soon you'll see That if you listen to me Listen to me Everything about you is going to be wonderful We love everything about you! Everything about you is going to be so alive We could never live without you! You won't feel left out or unsure You won't be ugly anymore 'Cause Everything about you is going to be cool (cool) Cool! And powerful (powerful) Wow And popular (popular) Incredible (incredible) You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill Be more chill! Hehe Be more chill Be more chill Be more chill Be more chill

You gotta buy her a rose Compliment her on her clothes Say you appreciate that she's smart Naw, man! You tell her that she excites you sexually And that's the way you get to her heart Trust me, I know How it's gonna go Listen and oh And there are voices in my ear I guess these never disappear I'll let 'em squeal And I will deal Then make up my own mind Might still have voices in my head But now they're just the normal kind Voices in my head But now they're the normal kind Make her feel welcomed and seen Don't dump her on Halloween Embrace the traits that make you so hot I'll throw you a rope, homeslice If you need some dope advice We've got your back 'Cause we are you squad Buddy, you'll see It'll go perfectly If you listen to me, me, me And there are voices all around But you can never mute the sound They scream and shout I tune them out Then make up my own mind Might still have voices in my head But now they're just the normal kind Voices in my head But now they're the normal kind! Hey, so- I still remember how it felt What? It was like you said Like I'd never have to not know anything again Who did yours look like? Keanu Reeves Oh Yours? Ruth Bader Ginsburg. It's embarrassing- No, actually that one's pretty good! To find out, deep down I just want things to be easy Yeah, but who wants things to be hard? Look, I ruined the play I almost destroyed the school Maybe all human civilization I know the last thing I deserve is another shot, but I- Just say what's on your mind, Jeremy Bowling alley performance art? Just the two of us? And any voices in our heads There might be voices in our heads But I swear The voices there will be the regular kind Me and the voices in my head have made up our collective mind! What do they say we should do? I think that all of us want to go out with you Woo-hoo! And there are voices in my head So many voices in my head And they can yell And hurt like hell But I know I'll be fine Might still have Voices in my head Jeremy There's voices in my head Jeremy! But of the voices in my head The loudest one is mine! You'll never be rid of me! The loudest one is mine Jeremy, please! The loudest one is mine Na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na You ready? Let's go! C-c-c-come on C-c-c-come on Let's go! C-c-c-come on C-c-c-come on Let's go! C-c-c-come on C-c-c-come on Let's go! C-c-c-come on C-c-c-come on Let's go! C-c-c-come on C-c-c-come on Let's go! C-c-c-come on C-c-c-come on Let's go

Say there's this person you pass in the hall every day You've known him since seventh grade You're used to thinking about him in a certain way From the persona that he displayed Then something changes, and he changes From a guy that you'd never be into Into a guy that you'd kinda be into From a guy that I'd never be into Into a guy that I'd kinda be into Is he worth it? Jeremy? Is he? Is she talking about me? Of course she is, I've been activating your pheromones Keep it up Say there's this person that you never knew that well She is totally into you You thought that you had him pegged, but now you can tell He's gone from a Guy that you'd never be into Into a guy that you'd kinda be into From a guy that I'd never be into Into a guy that I'd kinda be into Is he worth it? Jeremy? Absolutely I don't always relate to other people my age Except when I'm on the stage There are so many changes that I'm going through And why am I telling this to you? Guess there's a part of me that wants to I guess a part of me wants to, who knew? I guess a part of me likes to talk to you I guess a part of me likes to, who knew? I guess a part of me likes to sit with you I guess a part of me likes to, who knew? I guess a part of me likes to hang with you I guess a part of me Back to play rehearsal I know that it's weird but it's totally true The guy that I'd kinda be into The guy that you'd kind of be into Yeah that Guy that I'd kinda be into Is... Jake

Picked out a costume for tonight Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight You can kinda see my business But I'll act like I don't know Whoa I got a condom And a flask I stole my older brother's Jason mask And I don't have a machete But a loaf of bread will do Ooo (Spoken) Who's ready for my Halloween party?! Everybody's got a red Solo cup Fill it up, fill it up Hear the beer spill on the ground Everybody's all like "Sup?" "Yo man, sup?!" Let's catch up, let's smoke up Look at how many drinks I've downed Every single song's like "Whup," they're all "Whup!" We're like "Yup! Turn it up!" As we stumble to the sound 'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse To put your body through mad abuse And I might pass out, but it's alright 'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight It's Halloween It's Halloween (Spoken) Jeremy! I was afraid you weren't coming Did you get my messages? (Spoken) Play it off (Spoken) Am I late? I didn't even realize (Spoken) What do you think of my costume? I figured, you always see sexy cats, but no one ever goes as a sexy dog (Spoken) Uh, it's (Spoken) Vague compliment (Spoken) ...original I mean, amazing Seriously I can't believe I'm with a girl who looks like you (Spoken) You need a drink Crank the bass, it's Halloween Break a vase, it's Halloween Jello shots! It's Halloween Liver spots from Halloween Everybody's got a red Solo cup Fill it up, fill it up Hear the beer spill on the ground Everybody's all like "Sup?" "Yo man, sup?!" Let's catch up, let's smoke up Look at how many drinks I've downed Every single song's like "Whup," they're all "Whup!" We're like "Yup! Turn it up!" As we stumble to the sound 'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse To put your body through mad abuse And I might pass out, but it's alright 'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight It's Halloween It's Halloween

Jeremy, you can't just listen, you have to obey Now repeat after me Woah Everything about you is so terrible (Everything about me is just terrible) Good Woah Everything about you makes me wanna die (Everything about me makes me wanna die) Now you got it But Jeremy, soon you'll see That if you listen to me, listen to me That everything about you is going to be wonderful (We love everything about you) Everything about you is going to be so alive (We could never live without you) You won't feel left out or unsure You won't be ugly anymore because Everything about you is going to be cool And powerful Popular Incredible You wi-i-ill Be more chill! I mean, chill Be more chill Be more chill! Be more chill! Be more chill!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go go! I'm waiting for my porno to load My brain is gonna freakin' explode And now of course it's time to hit the road Which means I'll be uncomfortable all-day But that really isn't such a change If I'm not feeling weird or super strange My life would be in utter disarray 'Cause freaking out is my okay Good morning, time to start the day! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go go! Now, should I take a bus or walk instead? I feel my stomach filling up with dread When I get nervous my whole face goes red Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still A junior on the bus is killer weak But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reak And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill To just be fine and cool and chill I don't wanna be a hero Just wanna stay in the line I'll never be your Rob DeNiro For me Joe Pesci is fine So I follow my own rules And I use them as my tools To stay alive I don't wanna be special, no no I just wanna survive C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon Go go! So, Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake, "I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool" And then she lost at pool Deliberately! That is so awesome! Brooke! I mean slutty And the Madeline was all like- I'm telling the story, Jenna! Oh my God, he's like totally getting off on that Ugh! Yo, don't touch me tall ass! Sorry, I was just trying to get to- Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline? Oh, man, I shouldn't say But it's a good thing I rock at pool I navigate the dangerous halls Focus on a poster there on the wall Avoiding any eye contact at all And trying hard to remain unseen The poster's closer now, what does it say? It's a sign-up for the afterschool play It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay And that's not what I need right now End scene I hang a left and there's Christine Christine Christine Christine Canigula Christine Did you say something? I... Uh- Well, that was smooth Yeah, that was super pimp My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp No time to wallow No, instead, just clear your brain and move ahead Accept that you're one of those guys Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies I don't wanna be a baller Just want some skills to count on If my nuts were any smaller They would be totally gone If I continue at this rate The only thing I'll ever date Is my MacBook Pro hard-drive I don't wanna be Clooney, no no I just wanna survive Michael! Jeremy, my buddy How's it hanging? Lunch is banging Had my sushi Got my slushie and more! The roll was maki maki and I'm feeling kinda cocky 'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you? Oh, I'm listening to Marley And the groove is hella gnarly And we're almost at the end of this song Yeah, that was the end Now tell me, friend How was class? You look like ass What's wrong? I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel That's progress! Yeah, I tore it up and flushed it Oh It's still progress It's all good! Hey, I saw on discovery That humanity has stopped evolving That's... good? Evolution is survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology You don't have to be strong to survive Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha! So own it! Why try to be cool when you could be- Signing up for the play! I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement, but- No! I mean look who's signing up for the play! Christine Christine Christine Christine Canigula Christine Christine Christine Christine Canigula Christine Canigula I feel my body moving through the air See my converse walking over there Take a shaky breath and I prepare Who cares if people think I'm lame? Christine signed, I'll do the same I grab the pen, I write my name Gay! (Hahahahahaha) (Ah, I like gay people) I'm never gonna be the cool guy I'm more the one who's left out Of all the characters at school I am not the one who the story's about Why can't someone just help me out? And teach me how to thrive Help me to more than survive (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) More than survive (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) More than survive (Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) If this was an apocalypse I would not need any tips In how to stay alive But since the zombie army's yet to descend And the period is going to end I'm just trying my best to pass the test and Survive (C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go go) Survive (C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go go) C-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon, go go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!