The day you found me in a lifeboat I fell to pieces on the dive home I felt a feeling when you'd look at me Look at me like that Made me feel more than just a side hoe The day you found me in a Lifeboat like a damsel in distress Thanks for coming 'round for dinner Folding up my sofa bed And don't apologize, I know you had to head You've done so much for me Overachieved And I can keep you on the keep out Keep you up while I put the loo seat down And I've always got your number on the speed dial Like I did when we still had speed dial The day you found me in a lifeboat I fell to pieces on the dive home I felt a feeling when you'd look at me Look at me like that Made me feel more than just a side hoe The day you found me in a Backseat, yeah, in gobble de gook And nonsense Guess I was born at wrong and I've been wrong since It's game over, the PS2 is frozen I pass the controller I'm slipping out of conscience Not all superheroes wear capes Not everyday it gets repaid I try, I try but I can't get through There's more to life than survival Found something to die for You pick me up from arrivals Said, "Mate, don't you wanna go home?" There's more to life than survival Found something to die for You pick me up from arrivals Said, "Mate, don't you wanna go home?" The day you found me in a lifeboat I fell to pieces on the dive home I felt a feeling when you'd look at me Look at me like that Made me feel more than just a side hoe The day you found me in a

I float in a boat In a raging black ocean, low in the water And nowhere to go The tiniest lifeboat With people I know Cold, clammy, and crowded The people smell desperate We'll sink any minute So someone must go The tiniest lifeboat With people I know Everyone's pushing, everyone's fighting Storms are approaching, there's nowhere to hide If I say the wrong thing, or I wear the wrong outfit They'll throw me right over the side I'm hugging my knees And the captain is pointing Well, who made her captain? Still, the weakest must go The tiniest lifeboat Full of people I know The tiniest lifeboat Full of people I know

The country came fast and then it crashed On the rocks by the sea All of your creepy cash cows set free I can see a darkness and a dawn I can see a darkness and a dawn I wonder which will win? Hold on Thank you for the lifeboat, it's the one that I float to The gap between the classes grew wide enough to swallow you too Ground up by the teeth All your bulls and bears became meat Uncivil gods ruling too many people Black and white wars next to every steeple A nation set to break On the rocks by the sea On the rocks by the sea On the rocks by the sea On the rocks by the sea If you ever want to know me, just listen very closely to All of my rhymes And don't forget to look between the lines So many silenced beneath the greedy waves' roar I think we'll find that less is so much more As we sun ourselves On the rocks by the sea On the rocks by the sea

Estoy convencido De que tú eres lo mejor que me ha pasado Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave, oh) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Sua-a-a-ve) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve (Oh) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve (Oh) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve Yo te doy lo que tú quiera' Báilame en el tubo Esto se fue mundial A mí hay que bailarme todos los días, ah Tú no me puede' pichar Yo sé que te va a gustar Tú te pones de espalda Que tu papi se quiere vaciar E-e-estoy convencido De que tú eres lo mejor que me ha pasado E-e-estoy convencido De que tú eres lo mejor que me ha pasado (Suave, oh) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave, oh) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Sua-a-a-ve) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve (Oh) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a (Oh) Estoy convencido De que tú eres lo mejor que me ha pasado Yo tengo más casa' propia' que el Señor Barriga Toma, toma, toma esa Jeepeta E-e-estoy convencido De que tú eres lo mejor que me ha pasado E-e-estoy convencido De que tú eres lo mejor que me ha pasado Suave Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Suave) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Sua-a-a-ve) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve (Oh) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve (Oh) Lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Sua-a-a-ve Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo, Suave (Oh) Yo te doy lo que tú quiera', báilame en el tubo (Oh), Suave

What's up, y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all around the world, right? But tonight, I'm on my dumb shit (hahaha) I landed in Paris at a quarter to noon So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket Pushed my way to the front of the crowd And I couldn't believe what I saw Mona Lisa You're an overrated piece of shit With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes And your smirk like you're hiding a dick (What the fuck is this garbage?) Mona Lisa The original basic bitch Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile Talk about a bait and switch You ugly I landed in Cairo to see the pyramids But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks There was trash all over and a very foul odor The smell was that of a camel's ass But even that wasn't as bad as Mona Lisa You're worse than the pyramids Can someone explain why the whole wide world Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? (Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid) And DaVinci Must have sucked an art historian's dick To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread At the top of the all-time list of paintings Mona Lisa I got to know Where the fuck are your eyebrows? I really wanna know You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead Get this chick some Rogaine You a bloated corpse, girl I am an American man This is my native land Where no one lies about paintings But that's not the case in France Where the naked ladies dance And they look like Dennis Franz You're so mangy, Mona Hair part wider than a country road Unless you count cats, she died alone, ah The Mona Lisa sucks La, da, da, da, da

I wish I was in Carrickfergus Only for nights in Ballygrand I would swim over the deepest ocean The deepest ocean, my love to find But the sea is wide and I cannot swim over And neither have I the wings to fly If I could find me a handsome boatman To ferry me over my love and I My childhood days bring back sweet reflections The happy times I spent so long ago My boyhood friends and kind relations Have all past on now like melting snow I'll spend my da - ys an endless rover Soft is the grass and sure, my bed is free Oh but to be back, in carrickfergus To strike that lonely road, down by the sea And in kilkenny it is reported On marble stone there as black as ink With gold and silver I would support her But I'll sing no more now til I get a drink For I'm drunk today and I'm seldom sober A handsome rover from town to town Ah but I'm sick now my days are numbered Come all ye young men and lay me down

I wish I was in Carrickfergus Only for nights in Ballygrand I would swim over the deepest ocean Only for nights in Ballygrand But the sea is wide and I cannot swim over And neither have I the wings to fly I wish I had a handsome boatman To ferry me over, my love and I My childhood days bring back sad reflections Of happy times I spent so long ago My boyhood friends and my own relations Have all past on now like melting snow I'll spend my days in this ceaseless roving Soft is the grass and my bed is free Oh but to be back now, in Carrickfergus On that long winding road, down to the sea Now in Kilkenny it is reported On marble stone there as black as ink With gold and silver I would support her But I'll sing no more now 'til I get a drink For I'm drunk today and I'm seldom sober A handsome rover from town to town Ah but I'm sick now my days are numbered Come all ye young men and lay me down Good evening Well, during the period 1939 to 1945 There was a very big war going on all over the world They called it World War II everywhere, except, of course, in Ireland Where we called it The Emergency Now, during this Emergency England had suffered a lot from air raids and all that stuff, so They sent for some of our fellas to go to England and Help to rebuild essential services Like houses and roads and bridges and Probably a few pubs While they were there, I suppose they helped To make England into a fit place for Irish people to live in And a lot of the lads who went over that time Found work with a man by the name of Mr. Robert McAlpine, as he was then called But in the meantime he did away with so many paddies That they saw fit to make a lord out of him And on his deathbed He didn't die in a building, he died in a bed And when he was dying in his bed, his last words were Or so they say, was If the men wish to honour my memory Let them keep two minutes' silence But keep the mixer going, and keep paddy behind it And this is about him and his little gang

I remember the night that he came in from the wintery cold and damp A giant of a man in an oilskin coat and the bundle that told he was a tramp He stood at the bar and he called a pint then turned and gazed at the fire On a night like this to be safe and dry is my one and only desire. So here's to those that are dead and gone The friends that I loved dear And here's to you then I'll bid you adieu Saying Donegal Danny's been here me boys Donegal Danny's been here Then in a voice that was hushed and low he said, listen I'll tell you a tale How a man of the sea became a man of the roads and never more will set sail I've fished out of Howth and Killybegs, Ardglass and Baltimore But the cruel sea has beaten me and I'll end my days on the shore So here's to those that are dead and gone The friends that I loved dear And here's to you then I'll bid you adieu Saying Donegal Danny's been here me boys Donegal Danny's been here One fateful night in the wind and the rain we set sail from Killybegs town There were five of us from sweet Donegal and one from County Down We were fishermen who worked the sea and never counted the cost But I never thought when that night was done that my fine friends would all be lost So here's to those that are dead and gone The friends that I loved dear And here's to you then I'll bid you adieu Saying Donegal Danny's been here me boys Donegal Danny's been here Then the storm it broke and drove the boat to the rocks about ten miles from shore As we fought the tide we hoped inside to see our homes once more Then we struck a rock and holed the bow and all of us knew that she'd go down So we jumped right into the icy sea and prayed to God we wouldn't drown But the raging sea was rising still as we struck out for the land And she fought with all her cruelty to claim that gallant band By St John's Point in the early dawn I dragged myself on the shore And I cursed the sea for what she'd done and vowed to sail her never more So here's to those that are dead and gone The friends that I loved dear And here's to you then I'll bid you adieu Saying Donegal Danny's been here me boys Donegal Danny's been here

Well if you got a wingo, Take her up to ringo, Where the waxies sing o all the day, If youve had your fill of porter, And you cant go any further, Give yer man the order "Back to the Quay" And take her up to Monto, Monto, Monto, Take her up to Monto, langeroo, to you. The Dirty Duke of Gloucester The dirty old imposter, Took his mot and lost her up the Furry Glen, He first put on his bowler, Then he buttoned up his trousers, And he whistled for a growler And he said "My man", Take me up to Monto, Monto, Monto, Take me up to Monto, langeroo, to you. You see the Dublin Fusiliers, The dirty old bamboozileers, They went to get the childer one, two, three, Marchin from the linenhall Theres one for every canonball, And Vickis going to send yis all oer the sea, But first go up to Monto, Monto, Monto, First go up to Monto, langeroo, to you. When the Tzar of Russia And the King of Prussia, Landed in the Phoenix Park in a big balloon, They asked the Police band to play The Wearing of the Green, But the buggers in the Depot Didnt know that tune, So they both went up to Monto, Monto, Mont, They both went up to Monto, langeroo, to you. The Queen she came to call on us, She wanted to see all of us, Im glad she didnt fall on us, Shes eighteen stone, Mr. me Lord Mayor, sez she, Is this all youve got to show to me? Why no, maam, there is more to see, Pg mo thin, And he took her up to Monto, Monto, Monto, He took her up to Monto, langeroo, Goodnight to you

Schooldays over, come on then John, time to be gettin' your pit boots on On with your sark and moleskin trousers, it's time you were on your way Time you were learning the pitman's job and earning a pitman's pay Come on then Jim, it's time to go, time you were working down below Time to be handling a pick and shovel, you start at the pit today Time you were learning the collier's job and earning a collier's pay Come on then Dai, it's almost light, time you were off to the anthracite The morning mist in on the valley, it's time you were on your way Time you were learning the miner's job and earning a miner's pay Schooldays over, come on then John, time to be gettin' your pit boots on On with your sark and moleskin trousers, it's time you were on your way Time you were learning the pitman's job and earning a pitman's pay