Feelin' frisky on a Friday night But there ain't no pussy in the bar tonight A lot of guys givin' me the eye So I might as well give this a try I need some action And I need it quick Which one o' you queers gonna suck my dick? People shake when I walk on through Cause they all know what I came to do The pot ain't pickin', no I ain't that strong You mouth ain't ready, then you best be movin' along I need some action And I need it quick Which one o' you queers gonna suck my dick? Some say it's crazy Some say it's a sin I need someone to lay my balls on top of their chin It's all the same when the lights go out As long as I got my dick shoved inside of a mouth I need some action And I need it quick Which one o' you queers gonna suck my dick? Come on, let's go You gonna suck my dick? Keep on sucking it You know your way around a dick You must done this before Oh come on Don't stop it Yeah Yeah, alright Alright, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah God damn it God damn Found love quick Come suck my dick Gonna do it once more You wanna suck my dick again? Alright baby Step on up Step on up to the microphone Not the microphone, I mean my dick My dick, like a metaphor for a microphone Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ooh Dammit That was a good fucking blowjob brother I like this bar

Suck my dick So, I just found out that you actually don't get paid If the song is not at least thirty seconds so (Yo, I think you should put some reverb on it, or some shit) If you guys wanna stick around or, you know (Yeah, yeah, just like that) I think we should be good in about two seconds, yeah Yeah, yeah, that's good (Yo, just end it with a crash cymbal)