Suck my dick So, I just found out that you actually don't get paid If the song is not at least thirty seconds so (Yo, I think you should put some reverb on it, or some shit) If you guys wanna stick around or, you know (Yeah, yeah, just like that) I think we should be good in about two seconds, yeah Yeah, yeah, that's good (Yo, just end it with a crash cymbal)

Don't understand a gal' need much lightly Never sure quite what they wanna hear They're all hittin' up the club Drinkin' real expensive buck All I really wanted was some beer Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no gal' would have shade on me Now I only sing to me Drunk sluts They say girls comin' up these days are looser One date with them they let you spend a night I click on the internet watching million different porno clips So far I ain't seen the same girl twice Drunk sluts, they're drivin me nuts Can't hold their lips so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be, no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts I know I'm gettin' older, and every gal' can't be like these Don't get me wrong I like to fuck but it's easier sometimes to pee Girls these days want the dj, not the singer Some douchebag scratching breast up like a moose I'm too distracted to flirt, they're wearing really short skirts You can squint, I can pretty much see her cooch Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their lips, so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no girl would have shade on me Now I only sing to me, doesn't give a shit to me Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts

Wheeler Walker Jr. motherfucker I'm back I got pussy on the brain And a dick covered in purple vein Got a girl in Memphis and one in Baton Rogue Dietician in Austin who thinks that my dick is better than food Twins in Oakland: one watches, one pounds away Trainer in Bakersfield keeps her legs open for me, just in case Got an Asian girl, her pussy's inside out Catholic virgin, thinks anal doesn't count Dental assistant in Cleveland My dick still tastes like her mouth, yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I can steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king, yeah Big tittied teacher in Flint, fuck her after class Got a bitty in Reno who uses her mouth to clean out my ass Fucked a mom in Cleveland, her husband was hard and mean He's gonna be a lot meaner next year when his daughter gonna turn 18 Black girl in Harlem with an Afro bush Hick in Boise with corn in her tush Girl in Nashville breaks into my place to wipe my Gibson on her puss Yeah All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy king Oh I like that I know you like that Wheeler Hey, Wheeler! Tell me what'cha gonna do with that pussy now, oh What'cha, what'cha, what'cha gonna do with that pussy, pussy Alright break it down here What'cha gonna do Here we go You gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy Gotta tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy gotta Tame the pussy now All the panties drop down whenever I sing I'm a country legend, I'm the pussy king I steal your lady like it ain't no thing Honky tonk hero, I'm the pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy king