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@Amila
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Slacker - song lyrics

Slacker, a person who shirts his work or duty
A person who evades military service in the wartime
I know one thing, man, I'm gonna have my kicks
Before the whole shit house goes up in flame
You know what I'm sayin'?
Eat, drink and be merry, tomorrow you may die
That's what life's about, man, good times, a little salad

Yo yo, I'm a product of reaganomics, neurotic
They sayin' homage is gone up, inhaling chronic
The oddest I'm stayin' honest, I'm 'bout to make it famous
So you can take that J O B and you can shove it up your anus
I ain't never understood how the world works
But I always understood why the girls twerk
For a baller not a 9 to 5
Barely makin' it with disgust behind your eyes

So I just, grip my piece, rip off fleece
Out to take your lip off chief, with my peeps
We ruthless, if you got money then deuce it
Goofs get toothless, with loose off 2 fifths, we useless
I wanna kick it but ain't got the dough
Sneak in the concert, trip and make 'em stop the show
We gots to go, push me and I sock the po'
Gettin' the bail from my parents is impossible

(I'm a slacker)
Never did I have a lotta dough
(I'm a slacker)
Smoking pot and watching videos
(I'm a slacker)
Go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in, I'm just lettin' you know

(I'm a slacker)
Every time I take a look around
(I'm a slacker)
Stuck up on the faces around
(I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker)
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Y'all can go to hell, how does that sound?

Now you can tell by my everyday fits, I ain't rich
I sneak with a piece when I grit
I'm just another gat man caught up in the mix
Tryna take your dollar and your 15 cents, I grind with a pistol
I stay rid of you lames, y'all gay, I play video games all day
When Kans City Mo brangs, it's gritty slow game
We diddy-bop with really no change, y'all pay

And people holla, "How you do that there
"Why your pants hanging low, and why you grew that hair?"
Lightin' a bleezle or with my people ridin' a Regal
Always in trouble with coppers 'cause we drivin' illegal
I ain't never givin' them lee-way to hear me nay
The judicial assembly's gay hey
I come out at night 'cause I sleep all day
Tryin' get with Def Jam, Loud or MCA

(I'm a slacker)
Never did I have a lotta dough
(I'm a slacker)
Smoking pot and watching videos
(I'm a slacker)
Go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in, I'm just lettin' you know

(I'm a slacker)
Every time I take a look around
(I'm a slacker)
Stuck up on the faces around
(I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker)
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Y'all can go to hell, how does that sound?

Yo yo check
Get to the party and my homies got to pay for me
Holidays them just be another day for me
Gettin drunk, hopin' I get to the crib safely
Pray for me, 'cause I'm needin' money majorly
Sit at home watchin' MTV with a empty
Never buy it, don't deny it, I'm the fear I'ma be

You say get a job? I say hit a knob
'Cause the way you run the world is every bit a fraud
So what you askin' me? You get no tax from me
I got whites, natives, and Mexicans, and blacks with me
I'm tryin' get up there with Master P, pass the D
'Cause that's the way it has to be
We bust to be free, we trust to be G
So fuck who be glee, it sucks to be me

(I'm a slacker)
Never did I have a lotta dough
(I'm a slacker)
Smoking pot and watching videos
(I'm a slacker)
Go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in, I'm just lettin' you know

(I'm a slacker)
Every time I take a look around
(I'm a slacker)
Stuck up on the faces around
(I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker)
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Y'all can go to hell, how does that sound?

(I'm a slacker)
Never did I have a lotta dough
(I'm a slacker)
Smoking pot and watching videos
(I'm a slacker)
Go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in, I'm just lettin' you know

(I'm a slacker)
Every time I take a look around
(I'm a slacker)
Stuck up on the faces around
(I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker)
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Y'all can go to hell, how does that sound?

I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker, yeah
I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker, yeah
I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker, yeah
I'm a slacker, I'm a slacker

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@Celia
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And without comedy I don't know if I could be me Only thing separating Being loved from being hated And if I weren't funny I don't think that you would like me I'm not what you really think I think I have the joking disease Andy Kaufman was the king But women weren't the only thing He was wrestling Carlin could've had everything But he's the greatest 'Cause he came to his senses Robin Williams appeared happy But it's apparent now that he'd Always been struggling With what genuinity means The performance is a means of retreat Because if it weren't for comedy I wouldn't realize that everything on TV Was about as authentic as asking A stranger how their day is going With salt like this some is Bound to end up in the wound As soon as one quip is made Another is in the queue Whether or not I'm being sincere No one would have a clue Because every second thing I say Isn't remotely true Maybe it's just a way to mask how I feel The ability to pass off anything Was the appeal Having genuine discourse now Would feel surreal I think I'm much too far past The point of being real And if I weren't funny I don't think that you would like me Only thing separating Being loved from being hated And if I weren't funny I don't think that I could be me Only thing that is allowing Me to be any sort of interesting And without comedy The act committing to being oblique I wouldn't realize that everything on TV Was about as real as me And if I weren't funny I don't think that you would like me Thoughts would coincide with speaking I'd tell you how I really feel And if I weren't funny I don't think that you would like me I'm not what you really think I think I have the joking disease "Thank you so much."
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@Aroa
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Roommates are very hard to please Can't even get away with Keeping my keys on my belt loop What kind of petty shit is that? Already put on my shoes on the welcome mat If I could relate to anybody, it'd be Costanza 'Cause my life is plagued by minor inconveniences And I can't stand it ("Can't stand ya!") Helps build character though But at what cost? Can't even seem to keep a girl for a week And then I'm chasing her Halfway across the country I wish life was like Seinfeld So I could have a laugh track over Every time that I got hurt By a girl or by a friend I really want this episode to end So I can move on to see you Nothing left in my room but a bed And that's all that's left to remind me Of you, after you left ("I think it moved") When you walked in on one of them naked Pretty sure he hadn't just been swimming So he couldn't even fake it ("I was in the pool!") I can't take it Don't understand a word of what the Baby downstairs is crying about Wish I could be more sympathetic But I'm not bilingual Unless we talkin' Mexican! ("We speak Spanish, pendejo") Car Seat Headrest got me in the rear Recording vocals so my roommates wouldn't hear Although in my room is where I'll produce beats Only sound you hear is me tapping at the keys On the laptop even though I got a MIDI But the connection's loose So that was kind of a waste of my money One more thing to strip my pride from me If my life were televised I'd maybe find it a bit more funny I wish life was like Seinfeld So I could have a laugh track over Every time that I got hurt By a girl or by a friend I really want this episode to end Our relationship might have started out A bit too physical for me And that is not what I'm into I'd rather get to know you Before I see your skin Should I stay or should I go? Finally established myself somewhere Other than my hometown But everyone I know is gone Except my roommates and their unending problems Roommates are very hard to please Can't even get away with making my smoothie In the morning before work Gotta do it the night before The consistency won't be the same And I can't drink it anymore I wish life was like Seinfeld So I could have a laugh track over Every time that I got hurt By a girl or by a friend I really want this song to end
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, oh Welcome to the motherfucking show I go by the name of T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E Yeah! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E For short, you can call me N9na! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E For short, you can call me N9na! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E Yeah! I been a killer in the game when I first put The pen to the pad like your first day out N9ne be a thriller wit' the thang when I spurt Suck 'em in with the gab in a verse they shout Like when all the people at the church play Crouch When you're pornographic and the Kirk spray out On a workday couch and divert they spouse at the house My residue on her birthday blouse! What I hear out here is not stunnin' Sound like y'all disregarded what Biggie and Pac brung in But me I been rippin' shows havin' the thots summoned When I took my dick out of the equation Yo they stopped comin'! 'Bout ta flow tonight Am I gonna be spitting wickedness? Sho' ya right! Vulgar like Dolemite not runnin' fo' the light Poltergeist, roll the dice You're gonna find I'm the business when I hold the mic Know the fright, N9cian out wrap you chicken's Qdoba like Vive la Tech, N9na the vet Everyone knowin' that he so ballsy Diva ya get, eager ta let All of us hit because we so saucy Deeper the press, the weaker ya set They cannot fathom how we so Maude Khalifah the best Peak of the nest That is the reason why people call me T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E Yeah! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E For short, you can call me N9na! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E For short, you can call me N9na! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E Yeah! Ain't no way you get around it There's no taking away my seat I'm chosen, right hand on my crotch It'll let you know ain't nothing weak I'm holding snakes and the bats around my neck They be like my flows I keep 'em frozen Chopping away you wack ass rappers N9na be leaving 'em decomposing I can demolish all of 'em, that's my sales pitch One monkey done stopped the show, I'm from the Zou, I can smell shit They wanna get violent 'cause their ladies really want my male stick But I never cooperate with a thot to mate so you fail bitch Superhero to boost the ego I eat up any rapper like I do chorizo I'm taking what I got and give it to the Migos To woo the people get through to Ebro Superpowers I'm possessing it Tech is if nothin' written on my check is a deficit Dumping diction down a dungeon is a definite Rock the red on my red and I'm reppin' it Got a problem with it blood, there is the bait We soldiers living in this country and well aware of your hate This country from the jump ain't nothing but terror mistake So I think that hat would've been a good thing if it said Make America great, my name is T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E Yeah! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E For short, you can call me N9na! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E For short, you can call me N9na! T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E T-E-C-H-N-9-N-E Yeah! Yeah N9na, you tell 'em, you sell 'em Real shit, ill spit, mill ticks, to deal with, let's go Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh Welcome to the motherfucking show
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Huh Okay, got it Kill 'em Searched maps when I started to burst raps 1985, that's when I first snapped Decades before they birthed apps I was giving niggas, what did we call it back then? Dirt naps But nowadays they still singing our praise Know how to raise a lot of hell up or else your crowd'll fade Devour naysayers hating try'na set a cloud ablaze My route'll stay electro lit and Kali's my Powerade And together we get paid in full (that's right) For the cheddar, we big raging bulls And it'll get Haitian cruel, meddling with pay and jewels Enemies sit, laid in pools Hit 'em with a quick blazing tool He said he wasn't a fan of us Coming at me with a camera See me become a stammera 'Cause I am the one with the stamina I got the fully, I'm 'bout to be bully from KCMO and the Canada You are the work of a janitor And I'm really coming to damage ya Nobody wanna be showed up They send me one verse and they hold up I send 'em my verse then they go buss Another verse after mine, it's a stole cut 'Cause they go nuts when a pro clutch Microphones givin' no fucks 'Cause I'm dope plus in my flow trust I got fa' sho' guts, they get ate like a Po' Russ From Jackstack, the gat's back When I'm out my town, I get my Aventus right at Saks That smell and my riches will get your bitches' hat macked Bosses take losses when they cross this black cat And that's facts (done) Don't nobody want none 'cause (I can make you outdone) Really wanna flow with the gun, you niggas are just (done) When I'm doing it for fun, yo (I can make you outdone) Doubt from when you slouched, what's the outcome? (Done) When I go left and I'm speaking in tongues (I can make you outdone) Ayy, yatafawaq ealayha (done) Technician and independent number one (I can make you outdone) You know the vibes, nigga No drums, I still rock that bitch The industry shunned me but I got that stitch (just one) Eminem, Wayne, Kendrick and Pac's rap pick Jahseh, Joyner, and Logic too so stop that shit Acting like you don't see me in the conversation Of the greatest, I never got a nomination 'Cause you hated, you calling me an abomination When it was domination, when you played it How a nigga feeling outdone when you get him on a label with ya Get his clout sprung up the louse hung up your mouth guns at your picture Now ain't that a kick in the sack? When I saw it was fixing to snap On a Gathering mission to pack him out but Travis Told us keep bicking it back So I let it go when I shoulda beheaded it bro 'Cause I put him on a pedestal as an incredible I know he regret it so 'Cause the bread it goes dead, it sit low as your credit score Man, I'm so (done) Now I'm biting my thumbs 'cause (I can make you outdone) Calling Kevin Wendell Crumb will never stop this beast They know when I spit speech (I can make you outdone) Shit gets deep My talent gives some rappers shivers and it should (yes sir) 'Cause I kill it with some of the best spitters and it's good (that's right) Guessing my sketching, gets 'em stressing They go left and feel threatened Something like police 'round niggas in the hood (yeah) White and black, mostly white though (that's right) With hundreds of years with beef, ain't no lipo (no) The problem is no face to face, just Skype, yo (bitch) That's so cowardly, kinda like they did Iso No conversation, just left him for doing a song with me All the ties from the other side was gone quickly Tears flow here bro 'cause I ain't double-cross zero We all know Mike Johnson is one of the fastest at rappin', and that ain't what I'm here for I'm here for rocking the spot Not leaving your mothers with a coffin to drop Anybody got a problem with me when your daddy was popping the twat? Instead of inside her, shoulda took you and shot in a sock
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