You build me up, you knock me down Provoke a smile and make me frown You are the queen of run around You know it's true You chew me up and spit me out Enjoy the taste, I leave in your mouth You look at me, I look at you Neither of us know what to do And there may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied 'til I'm under your skin Immobilized by the thought of you Paralyzed by the sight of you Hypnotized by the words you say Not true but I believe 'em anyway So come to bed it's getting late There's no more time for us to waste Remember how my body tastes You feel your heart begin to race There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied 'til I'm under your skin There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in And I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied 'til I'm under your skin, yeah There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in And I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied 'til I'm under your skin, yeah

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed times four And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped down in up-staring eyes In murk sunset and foul sunrise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of the crew had the murder mark! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead Or a yawing hole in a battered head And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes Looking up at paradise All souls bound just contrariwise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men of 'em good and true Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold With a ton of plate in the middle hold And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And they lay there that took the plum With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb While we shared all by the rule of thumb, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! More was seen through a sternlight screen... Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Chartings undoubt where a woman had been Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid That dared the knife and took the blade By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Roommates are very hard to please Can't even get away with Keeping my keys on my belt loop What kind of petty shit is that? Already put on my shoes on the welcome mat If I could relate to anybody, it'd be Costanza 'Cause my life is plagued by minor inconveniences And I can't stand it ("Can't stand ya!") Helps build character though But at what cost? Can't even seem to keep a girl for a week And then I'm chasing her Halfway across the country I wish life was like Seinfeld So I could have a laugh track over Every time that I got hurt By a girl or by a friend I really want this episode to end So I can move on to see you Nothing left in my room but a bed And that's all that's left to remind me Of you, after you left ("I think it moved") When you walked in on one of them naked Pretty sure he hadn't just been swimming So he couldn't even fake it ("I was in the pool!") I can't take it Don't understand a word of what the Baby downstairs is crying about Wish I could be more sympathetic But I'm not bilingual Unless we talkin' Mexican! ("We speak Spanish, pendejo") Car Seat Headrest got me in the rear Recording vocals so my roommates wouldn't hear Although in my room is where I'll produce beats Only sound you hear is me tapping at the keys On the laptop even though I got a MIDI But the connection's loose So that was kind of a waste of my money One more thing to strip my pride from me If my life were televised I'd maybe find it a bit more funny I wish life was like Seinfeld So I could have a laugh track over Every time that I got hurt By a girl or by a friend I really want this episode to end Our relationship might have started out A bit too physical for me And that is not what I'm into I'd rather get to know you Before I see your skin Should I stay or should I go? Finally established myself somewhere Other than my hometown But everyone I know is gone Except my roommates and their unending problems Roommates are very hard to please Can't even get away with making my smoothie In the morning before work Gotta do it the night before The consistency won't be the same And I can't drink it anymore I wish life was like Seinfeld So I could have a laugh track over Every time that I got hurt By a girl or by a friend I really want this song to end

Ooooooh Baby tell me what's the move (ha ha) Got this table set for two (set for... me and you) All I see is me and you Ay, yeah Wanna lay on the beach Wanna sink in the sand Wanna roll round town with a PornHub chick gimme top in a van Now my tank on "E" And my girl like damn I ain't got no bands She ain't got no friends (lil bitch) I feel like Larry David She kick me to the curb She found out I wasn't famous Ain't even eat dessert All alone at Bossa Nova Dancing by myself That's right when you came over And asked if I need help And I was like ooooooh Baby tell me what's the move Got this table set for two All I see is me and you And I was like ooooooh Imma tell you what's the move You got this table set for two All I see is me and you Imma take you on that first date I can't wait 'til we wind down I've been using Groupon I hope that you don't find out Know the guy at Circus That's half off on the wine He swiped all of my cards And every single one decline (fuck) Bro, you know that I been here before Trust me I'll bring you the money next week And I'll leave my I.D. at the store My card declining, she seeing this bro Can I talk my way out that Drive home playing OutKast This gon' be a long night 'Cause I know you ain't gon' bounce back And I was like ooooooh Baby tell me what's the move Got this table set for two All I see is me and you And I was like ooooooh Imma tell you what's the move Got this table set for two (got this table set for two) All I see is me and you (all I see is me and you) All I see is me and you Ooooooh Imma tell you what's the move You got this table set for two All I see is me and you I feel like Larry David She kicked me to the curb Yeah I kicked him to the curb She kicked me to the curb (yeah) Yeah I kicked him to the I feel like Larry David She kicked me to the curb