I'm so glad that I got her To think of She's fine as any valentine I think about her all the time Cross my heart and hope to die She sends me silly messages And pictures Directing traffic in the mall Or posing with some brand new shoes She never fails to surprise She makes me laugh She makes me smile And I could hang out With her all day and night She makes me laugh She makes me cry And I would like to be with her for a while I'm so glad that I got her To think of We'll have a dinner date tonight And play some scrabble with the guys And wear our pink party hats Maybe I should take her on Safari You'll see us wave from our Canoe If that's what she wants to do Tell me what's wrong with that She makes me laugh She makes me smile And I could hang out With her all day and night She makes me laugh She makes me cry And I would like to be with her for a while No matter whatever else I do She's still the girl I should hold on to No matter whatever else I do She's still the girl I should hold on to No matter whatever else I do She's still the girl Still the girl She makes me laugh She makes me smile And I could hang out With her all day and night She makes me laugh She makes me cry And I would like to be with her For a while

Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife, why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me Yo yo yo yo! ok, let's go After a lekker zef show there by tings n times This hot chick steps to me and says, "I dig your rhymes!" I said, "thanks", you know and played it shmoove She said, "ninja, can't you sign your name on my boob?" I said, "no problem, what's your name?" "sophie" OK, okey dokey! Waarsie fokken koki? I wrote 'ninja was here', it looked fuckin ill Plus I wrote my number and I drew a duk fokken piel I said, "don't be afraid!", sophie said, "I'm not afraid" Then sophie came down to cape town for the holiday I took her to the waterfront, fokken lekker laaney I got a chip roll, she ordered calamari Yo we had a nice time plus alot of white wine Soon it was night time, 300 buck bill Fine, paid the bill, signed, ass on my mind Sophie said I was a lucky catch of a guy 300 bucks is not too much to splash for a naai Took her back my place, mummies watching soapies Lamming in her stokies, mummy this is sophie "Oh, hi sophie!" boom! boom! boom! Let's go back to my room, yo this shit's fuckin on Then sophie said, "I didn't know you live with your mom!" "This is not what I expected! sorry this is hectic!" Just gooi me wif a blow-job! "no!" wat? Oh I understand! let's go maybe naai in the back seat "What the fuck do you think I am?" I think you fuckin sexy! "Just take me to my hotel!" bitch, call a taxi! Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie! How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol They promise you heaven, give you hell! My little baby is driving me crazy! She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife Why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife If you feeling horny put your hands up Ninja 'bout to kick a little story 'bout miranda I was out dopping by the purple turtle hanging wif some homies Skopped one too many dops Damn I need to go pee! I'm on my to take a piss and I see this Scopie She looked just like a coloured angelina jolie The cherry looked very happy to see me, "mister!" "Aren't you the rapper from the tv?" is ja I couldn't help staring at those nice tits Chilling just below them big fat blow job lips Plus a g-string all up in that salty crack I said, "shit! I need to piss but I'll be back!" That night was a fuckin jol, think it was a Thursday DJ bumped some 50, go shorty it's your birthday Miranda asked me in when I dropped her back at her place On the veranda ninja fucked miranda on the first date And everything was hunky fuckin dory Then comes the twist to this funky little story At my next live show Guess who's in the front row staring at me like a psycho Miranda's big green hawk eyes Glued to the ninja like a red beam all night After the show ninja gets rushed by a bunch of poppies I tell miranda, here's some money go buy yourself a doppie So I'm there signing autographs, smoking a doobie "Can I get your autograph?" sure show me your boobies All of a sudden miranda busts in, making a spectacle! Grabs me by the nuts and starts breaking my testicles Jassis! I nearly smacked her cos Those heavy fuckin claws digging Into my balls was very fuckin sore! Eweskielik n hele klomp fokken koppe draai Miranda says, "tsy! vat jy my vir n fokken naai?" How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol They promise you heaven, give you hell! My little baby is driving me crazy! She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife Why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife Jesus christ! Why do chicks always have to be so fuckin complicated? Like this one chick, lazaan, was fuckin into me! Plus she was a virgin! So this one time me and lazaan was smoking a zol There by dj hi-tek's crib When she says to me, "can't we be alone?" So I took her to hi-tek's room About to close the door, and drop the bomb I said, "I got the bong", she said, "I got the herb!" I told dj hi-tek, "do not disturb!" Then bada-bada-bing! bada-bada-bomb! I put the flame on the motherfuckin bong! Like now the heat is on! Lazaan told me she wanted me to be the one I started slow and sexy, yo I'ma getting some Punani-nani! punani-num-num! Like bada-bada-bam! bada-bada-boom! When hi-tek walks in the motherfuckin room! Like, fuckin blind There I was giving it to her from behind I said, "what's the matter bro?" "Dj hi-tek you wanna have a go?" Lazaan starts having this moerse fuckin freak out! There I am standing like a doos with my dick out! She's kicking me! slapping! teeth flaring! swearing! I thought barny said: 'sharing is caring!' How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol They promise you heaven, give you hell! My little baby is driving me crazy! She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer

She makes me happy on the coldest day She makes me happy when the clouds are gray Every day like Christmas when she's in my house She makes me happy and I'm wanna shout Now it's a funny old world, I never thought I could settle down But then I met a woman gonna change my life around Ah, the good Lord sent me down a little angel I must change my way No more late nights out, we're on a boil, pissin' my life away She makes me happy with her downtown style She makes me happy with her cookin' smile I go to bed laughing and I wake up smiling She makes me happy, she smiles in a while I'm a stubborn kind a fella, never thought this could happen to me I could smoke and drink and gamble just as I please Now I'm working out daily and I'm watching my waistline No more burgers and fries When I get home there's a hot bath waiting Glass of wine on the side She makes me happy when the day is done She makes me happy about the summer of sun We're getting closer and we're making plans She makes me happy, I want to dance, oh, yeah She makes me happy, can you understand She makes me happy, I'm a reborn man She shows me loving is a wonderful thing She makes me happy, I wanna sing, sing, sing She makes me happy, can you understand She makes me happy, I'm a reborn man Every day like this, messin' around the house She makes me happy, yes she does She makes me happy, she makes me happy, ah, yeah.

Her mother's mother and her mom Never had much fun Took the blood like down in silence Sit their shame inside their part She's got the toning in her hear She needs no blessing, no respect You come by her favorite??? But you can't give all what you'll get Huhu... She's a loveless lad Huhu... She's a loveless lad She will not make you babies She will make the president Her mother's mother and her sisters What they say was of no interest The whole wars hurt like listeners You better care for what you ask She was born to be in passion Her mother's mother of that way Hold it back your barricade And if you will break like sugar glass You will break like sugar glass She's a loveless lad Ahaha... She's a loveless lad She will not be miracle man She will not be a medicine She cannot share her big name She will make the president