Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife, why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me Yo yo yo yo! ok, let's go After a lekker zef show there by tings n times This hot chick steps to me and says, "I dig your rhymes!" I said, "thanks", you know and played it shmoove She said, "ninja, can't you sign your name on my boob?" I said, "no problem, what's your name?" "sophie" OK, okey dokey! Waarsie fokken koki? I wrote 'ninja was here', it looked fuckin ill Plus I wrote my number and I drew a duk fokken piel I said, "don't be afraid!", sophie said, "I'm not afraid" Then sophie came down to cape town for the holiday I took her to the waterfront, fokken lekker laaney I got a chip roll, she ordered calamari Yo we had a nice time plus alot of white wine Soon it was night time, 300 buck bill Fine, paid the bill, signed, ass on my mind Sophie said I was a lucky catch of a guy 300 bucks is not too much to splash for a naai Took her back my place, mummies watching soapies Lamming in her stokies, mummy this is sophie "Oh, hi sophie!" boom! boom! boom! Let's go back to my room, yo this shit's fuckin on Then sophie said, "I didn't know you live with your mom!" "This is not what I expected! sorry this is hectic!" Just gooi me wif a blow-job! "no!" wat? Oh I understand! let's go maybe naai in the back seat "What the fuck do you think I am?" I think you fuckin sexy! "Just take me to my hotel!" bitch, call a taxi! Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie! How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol They promise you heaven, give you hell! My little baby is driving me crazy! She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife Why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife If you feeling horny put your hands up Ninja 'bout to kick a little story 'bout miranda I was out dopping by the purple turtle hanging wif some homies Skopped one too many dops Damn I need to go pee! I'm on my to take a piss and I see this Scopie She looked just like a coloured angelina jolie The cherry looked very happy to see me, "mister!" "Aren't you the rapper from the tv?" is ja I couldn't help staring at those nice tits Chilling just below them big fat blow job lips Plus a g-string all up in that salty crack I said, "shit! I need to piss but I'll be back!" That night was a fuckin jol, think it was a Thursday DJ bumped some 50, go shorty it's your birthday Miranda asked me in when I dropped her back at her place On the veranda ninja fucked miranda on the first date And everything was hunky fuckin dory Then comes the twist to this funky little story At my next live show Guess who's in the front row staring at me like a psycho Miranda's big green hawk eyes Glued to the ninja like a red beam all night After the show ninja gets rushed by a bunch of poppies I tell miranda, here's some money go buy yourself a doppie So I'm there signing autographs, smoking a doobie "Can I get your autograph?" sure show me your boobies All of a sudden miranda busts in, making a spectacle! Grabs me by the nuts and starts breaking my testicles Jassis! I nearly smacked her cos Those heavy fuckin claws digging Into my balls was very fuckin sore! Eweskielik n hele klomp fokken koppe draai Miranda says, "tsy! vat jy my vir n fokken naai?" How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol They promise you heaven, give you hell! My little baby is driving me crazy! She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer Never make a pretty woman your wife Never make a pretty woman your wife Why? You can't trust that funny look in her eye Never make a pretty woman your wife Jesus christ! Why do chicks always have to be so fuckin complicated? Like this one chick, lazaan, was fuckin into me! Plus she was a virgin! So this one time me and lazaan was smoking a zol There by dj hi-tek's crib When she says to me, "can't we be alone?" So I took her to hi-tek's room About to close the door, and drop the bomb I said, "I got the bong", she said, "I got the herb!" I told dj hi-tek, "do not disturb!" Then bada-bada-bing! bada-bada-bomb! I put the flame on the motherfuckin bong! Like now the heat is on! Lazaan told me she wanted me to be the one I started slow and sexy, yo I'ma getting some Punani-nani! punani-num-num! Like bada-bada-bam! bada-bada-boom! When hi-tek walks in the motherfuckin room! Like, fuckin blind There I was giving it to her from behind I said, "what's the matter bro?" "Dj hi-tek you wanna have a go?" Lazaan starts having this moerse fuckin freak out! There I am standing like a doos with my dick out! She's kicking me! slapping! teeth flaring! swearing! I thought barny said: 'sharing is caring!' How can a angel break my heart? Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol They promise you heaven, give you hell! My little baby is driving me crazy! She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer She makes me a killer

Oh oh oh oh oh oh OK! Its dev and JLS! JLS! Oh oh oh oh oh oh Yeah Oh oh oh oh oh oh I can't explain what's got into me My sanity is in the passenger seat I let her drive me she is my guide We're flying reckless tonight Direct me to the floor And turn it up some more Imma get it on on on on! Direct me to the floor And turn it up some more Imma get it on on on on! She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh ah ah! Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! London to Jamaica, L.A. to Africa She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! I think her eyes are hypnotizing me Something about her turns me into a wild beast I mesmerized, down for the ride We're flying reckless tonight Direct me to the floor And turn it up some more Imma get it on on on on ah ah! Direct me to the floor And turn it up some more Imma get it on on on on! She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh ah ah! Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! London to Jamaica, L.A. to Africa She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Well that's kind of funny I-i was just thinking How you make me oh-oh-oh We're flying over buildings Sitting under palm trees Drinking bubble gum drinks We're counting all our monies Dancing in ice rinks Buying icies (it's nothing) We're loving We're worthy of this Look where I come from Now this world our kingdom! She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! London to Jamaica, L.A. to Africa She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Here we come, walkin' Down the street. We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We go wherever we want to, Do what we like to do We don't have time to get restless, There's always something new. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Any time, Or anywhere, Just look over your shoulder Guess who'll be standing there Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. (Break) Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees Hey, hey, we're the Monkees ExtraHey, hey, we're the Monkees, You never know where we'll be found. So you'd better get ready, We may be comin' to your town.

Snowfall Softly Gently Drift down Snowflakes Whisper 'Neath my Window Covering trees Misty lights Velvet breeze 'Round my doorstep Covering trees Misty lights Velvet breeze 'Round my doorstep Gently Softly Silent Snowfall

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day That's the island greeting that they send to you From the land where palm trees sway Here, they know that Christmas will be green and bright The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way To say Merry Christmas to you I'm a lonesome traveller from so far away And I won't be home on Christmas day But I've got some friends to help me celebrate In the land where hula maidens sway Here, where life is easy going, I have come To mingle with the fishes in the Hawaiian sun Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way To say Merry Christmas to you (Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say) (On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day) (That's the island greeting that we send to you) (From the land where palm trees sway) Here, they know that Christmas will be green and bright The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way To say Merry Christmas to you Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way To say Merry Christmas Mele Kalikimaka A very Merry Christmas to you

By David Jones, Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith and Peter Tork 1st Part Zilch! Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena 2nd Part Zilch! China Clipper calling Alameda China Clipper calling Alameda China Clipper calling Alameda China Clipper calling Alameda 3rd Part Zilch! Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense. Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense. Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense. Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense. 4th Part Zilch! It is of my opinion that the people are intending. It is of my opinion that the people are intending. It is of my opinion that the people are intending. It is of my opinion that the people are intending.

Valleri I love her, Valleri There's a girl I know Who makes me feel so good And I wouldn't live without her Even if I could They call her Valleri I love her, Valleri (Oh yeah, come on) (Wow) She's the same little girl Who used to hang around my door But she sure looks different than The way she looked before I call her Valleri I love her, Valleri Valleri I love her, Valleri I love her, Valleri I need her, Valleri