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She Left Me for Jesus - Hayes Carll

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@Ena
816
25 Sec

She Left Me for Jesus - song lyrics

We've been datin' since high school
We never once left this town
We used to go out on the weekends
And we'd drink till we drowned
But now she's actin' funny
And I don't understand
I think that she's found her
Some other man

She left me for Jesus
And that just ain't fair
She says, that he's perfect.
How could I compare
She says, I should find him
And I'll know peace at last
But if I ever find Jesus
I'm kickin' his ass

She showed me a picture
All I could do was stare
At that freak in his sandals
With his long purty hair
They must think that I'm stupid
Or I don't have a clue
I bet he's a Commie
Or even worse yet a Jew

She left me for Jesus
And that just ain't fair
She says, that he's perfect.
How could I compare
She says, I should find him
And I'll know peace at last
But if I ever find Jesus
I'm kickin' his ass

She's givin' up whiskey
And taken up wine
Why, she prays for his troubles
And has forgot about mine
I'm a gonna get even
I can't handle the shame
Why the last time we made love
She even called out his name

She left me for Jesus
And that just ain't fair
She says, that he's perfect.
How could I compare
She says, I should find him
And I'll know peace at last
But if I ever find Jesus
I'm kickin' his ass

It could have been Carlos
Or even Billy or Ted
But if I ever find Jesus
He's gonna wish he were dead
Ahhh, man

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@Amna
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@Arpi
462
If you're nobody's business or you're front page news Folk Rock, Country or Delta Blues, Tell your truth however you choose And do it all for the sake of the song Yeah, hitchhike, and bus ride and rental car, Living rooms, coffee houses and rundown bars Ten thousand people or alone under the stars Its all for the sake of the song And there's a man who wrote "Your Cheatin' Heart", now he's through his tooth And he plays it on a stolen harp, That's soaked in hundred proof And there's one who might be happy With a foreign badger's purse She's lost the crowd's attention at the forty second verse And it's the travelling salesman, the girl next door On the empty room to the bird on the corner Less is less until more is More And it's all for the sake of the song And there's the young man on the marquee, Yeah he's the son of some well known His father bought the tour bus, so he could strike out on his own And there's the brooding contradiction, he's holding Van Gogh's ear That he's taped it to his guitar, in the hope someone will hear It's back stage and Nudie Suits, and the next big thing will get 'em back to your roots High tops, flannel and duct tape boots And it's all for the sake of the song And there's the mystic, there's the legend, and there's the best that's ever been And there's the voice of a generation who wants to pass this way again And there's record deals and trained seals, and puppets on a string And they're all just trying to figure out what makes the caged bird sing It's lights, camera, on with the show, lifetime to get ready, now go cat go Where it all ends, nobody knows But it's all for the sake of the song So if you're nobody's business or you're front page news Folk Rock, Country or Delta Blues, Tell your truth however you choose And do it all for the sake of the song
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6,346
I got a woman, she's wild as Rome She likes to lay naked and be gazed upon Well, she crosses a bridge then sets in on fire Lands like a bird on a telephone wire Wine bottles scattered like last night's clothes Cigarettes, papers, and dominoes Well, she laughs for a minute 'bout the shape I'm in Says, "You be the sinner, honey, I'll be the sin" I'm gonna holler, and I'm gonna scream I'm gonna get me some mescaline She brings me roses and a place to lean A drunken poet's dream There's some money on the table and a pistol on the floor Some old paperback books of Louis L'Amour She says, "Honey, don't worry 'bout Judgement Day All these people goin' to heaven They're just in our way" I'm gonna holler, and I'm gonna scream I'm gonna get me some mescaline She brings me roses and a place to lean A drunken poet's dream Now, all my life, I laid around While the colors all turned blue Well, I close my eyes And I finally found it Brought me back to you I got a woman, she'd wild as Rome Aw, she likes to lay naked and be gazed upon Well, she crosses a bridge then sets in on fire Lands like a bird on a telephone wire I'm gonna holler, and I'm gonna scream I'm gonna get me some mescaline She brings me roses and a place to lean A drunken poet's dream A drunken poet's dream A drunken poet
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