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Kmag Yoyo - Hayes Carll

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@Amna
6,746
30 Sec

Kmag Yoyo - song lyrics

Well, daddy joined the air force
Said it was a good source
Danger, love and money
But it only led to divorce

Ended up in Abilene
Workin' at a Dairy Queen
Put me in the Army
On the day that I turned 17

Here I am standing
In the desert with a gun
Thought of goin' AWOL
But I'm too afraid to run

So I got myself a new plan
Stealing from the Taliban
Make a little money
Turnin' poppies into heroin

Sergeant didn't like it
So they put me in a hole
I said it's easy shootin'
When they don't know where to go

Threw me on a lily pad
Sent me home to NORAD
Knew I'd be in trouble
But I didn't think it'd be this bad

A stranger wearing all black
Met me on the tarmac
Told him I was sorry
But I ain't never going back

He said you ain't in trouble, son
Learned to fire without a gun
Got a new assignment
Now you working for the Pentagon

Gonna take a trip
Wouldn't tell me what it's for
Gotta to serve your country
Gonna help us win the war

MIT, PhD's
Night and day, they testing me
Ain't what I was thinking
But I'm being all that I can be

I ain't no genius
But I knew it wasn't right
Eating uppers in the morning
And LSD at night

Send me off to deep space
Help them win the arms race
Ola me, oh, mighty
But this shit has got a funny taste

I think I hear the countdown
Hundred feet above the ground
Told me when I'm leaving
But nothing 'bout coming down

Sitting on a bad dream
Thousand pounds of gasoline
Ain't leaving nothing
But some rubble in my slipstream

Mama always said
I should be aiming for the moon
Never would have guessed
That I'd be passing by soon

How the hell did I get here?
Blasting through the atmosphere
Drop my rocket boosters
And I'm shifting into high gear

Bowie on my system
And a bottle on my knee
Armstrong ain't got nothing on me

Hey yo, here we go
KMAG YOYO
Someone wanna get me
Got to come up where the sun don't go

I think I see a bright light
Something 'bout it ain't right
Laid down in a spaceship
Woke up in a fire fight

Tripping from the morphine
Came down in a bad scene
God, don't let me die here
I ain't even 19
I won't ever ask you, Lord
For anything again
Swear it on the Bible
Torah, Koran
Lying in a rhino track
'Bout to have a heart attack
IED got to me
Someone call a medi-vac
I need some fixin'
Now how long has it been
Never wanna go and try
And shoot a gun again
Slippin' out the back door
Wanna join the Peace Corps
Tell me I'm a hero
Now someone else can fight this war

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@Francesca
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@Paulina
1479
I seen my dog turn bitch And I seen real turn fake There's too many rats, snakes Stick in the back of the Wraith Tell em' back up, need space Gotta mask up in case Cuz' it's no face no case I cannot get booked, no way Ya man not tough, he toto Wrist like eighty, ocho I think he twelve, he po po I don't wanna take no photos Please don't throw shots at me Cuz' Imma spin back like YoYo Shoota with me that's bro code We gettin chicken, pollo Shawty a demon, face of an angel My diamond chains can tangle I'm in the field, stripes like a bengal Fuck her from all different angles I'm off a bean, I'm in Celine Know Imma go cuz' I'm trained too Bro got a chop, and he a flock That's what my gang do Blue hundreds on your scolotti You know my body I'm in the trap with some molly Speed off like I'm Ricky Bobby We in the spot, AP on the watch Fuck on a friend, and I swiggity swap Find where you lay and she gonna ping me the drop I seen my dog turn bitch And I seen real turn fake There's too many rats, snakes Stick in the back of the Wraith Tell em' back up, need space Gotta mask up in case Cuz' it's no face no case I cannot get booked, no way Ya man not tough, he toto Wrist like eighty, ocho I think he twelve, he po po I don't wanna take no photos Please don't throw shots at me Cuz' Imma spin back like YoYo Shoota with me that's bro code We gettin chicken, pollo
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@Arpi
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6,346
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We've been datin' since high school We never once left this town We used to go out on the weekends And we'd drink till we drowned But now she's actin' funny And I don't understand I think that she's found her Some other man She left me for Jesus And that just ain't fair She says, that he's perfect. How could I compare She says, I should find him And I'll know peace at last But if I ever find Jesus I'm kickin' his ass She showed me a picture All I could do was stare At that freak in his sandals With his long purty hair They must think that I'm stupid Or I don't have a clue I bet he's a Commie Or even worse yet a Jew She left me for Jesus And that just ain't fair She says, that he's perfect. How could I compare She says, I should find him And I'll know peace at last But if I ever find Jesus I'm kickin' his ass She's givin' up whiskey And taken up wine Why, she prays for his troubles And has forgot about mine I'm a gonna get even I can't handle the shame Why the last time we made love She even called out his name She left me for Jesus And that just ain't fair She says, that he's perfect. How could I compare She says, I should find him And I'll know peace at last But if I ever find Jesus I'm kickin' his ass It could have been Carlos Or even Billy or Ted But if I ever find Jesus He's gonna wish he were dead Ahhh, man
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